Team Fortress 2 General; TF2G

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>Trading
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>Competitive
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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

Other urls found in this thread:

tf2outpost.com/trade/28309070#latest
bazaar.tf/trade/1121800
docs.google.com/forms/d/1e8D40L9WWUf5u6nXcpentwXJG7lhcU6tP1-8osrcx4c/viewform
steamcommunity.com/groups/PASSTimeOfficial
youtube.com/watch?v=gT5lZEl0KhQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Mv5Jvr2Fp48
strawpoll.me/10674005
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for demo

die human dotsy 26dollar

write a haiku about your favorite class

why did the last thread die?
was it because the update hadn't been released yet?

itll just die again i told you to wait for theu pdate

demoman is great
pills are better than stickies
post your demos now

i really love flip
shes my tf2gfu
we will get married!

what happened to the last thread

hell yeah brother

...

Valve hates the pyro
He must be close to damage
But has bad movement

Trades:
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bazaar.tf/trade/1121800

Reminder, if you havent already, sign up for the 2016 drawing

docs.google.com/forms/d/1e8D40L9WWUf5u6nXcpentwXJG7lhcU6tP1-8osrcx4c/viewform

This is probably the last time i'll post the form before I close it.

can you make this into a bingo so i can fill it out
thanks x

what's wrong with playing pyro
:r

I hate the quick fix,
It is only used by scrubs,
real men use kritzkreig.

my foe flies away
deafening noise follows him
double-donk damage

Kritzkrieg is the shit
Crossbow and Ubersaw too
Archimedes, though

changed my mind
update thursday

so the only people that shouldn't kill themselves are engi and heavy mains?
ironic

Soldier and Demo
projectile is reflected
see tears on Veeky Forums

steamcommunity.com/groups/PASSTimeOfficial
get in

...

basically kill the whole TF2 population

I love that I get a ban not just low priority for leaving retards on mann up who all wipe making it impossible for me to pick up money because I can't kill a giant soldier by myself as scout while dodging 30 crit soldiers

Cherry blossoms bloom,
rocket jump from spire,
explode into pieces

don't need the commas

okay, i thought the pause would enhance the haiku, im sorry

the pauses are implied after each line, thats just part of the format

>tfw someone picks spy for mann up and refuses to switch because he thinks spy is "viable"

im doing a survey about young men and their waifus for a college paper

would you please post your main and your waifu please?

demoman
n/a

anime makes you anigay

is it too much to ask for someone to make some kind of cuirass misc for soldier

no.

post that song that plays when you charging mid by yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=gT5lZEl0KhQ

Tracer with a scarf is so adorable.

>A kid joined the discord I am a part of
>He was reasonably innocent at first
>Now he posts gay furry porn, calls people autistic, and is overall mean to people for no reason
>We corrupted him

>tumblr file name
>furry /co/ tv show avatar
>aimbots in a 10 year old game

>redditfrog

>damage control

what do you mean

>retards

nice damage control

um

youtube.com/watch?v=Mv5Jvr2Fp48

cringe..

bad general
bad game
ur all loosers!

i am a bad girl

I'm literal trash and there is no other way about it

tfw can't tell when its someone pretending to be mordx to make him look bad or if its actually him

if i download steam mobile auth to my phone when i already have it on my ipod will it block me from market or something
can i even use it on both or will it get mad and only let me use it on one

mordx is pretty chill but he does have psychotic depression so he is slightly deranged I guess.

They take no skill and aren't fun to play against. Their basically mei

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games.

american tf2gfu

i have a gut feeling it isnt today

>try out spy
>backstab someone
>only regular stabs them because of the shitty netcode
>they turn around and kill me easily
and spy is supposed to be """easy""" smfh

>shitty netcode
what do you mean? if in your computer you stabbed his back, he would have died
in fact if you have high ping you can stab them even after they turned to face you, since on your screen that will take longer to happen

hi human

:(
But i neeeeeeeed it, i cant stop thinking about it
Big TF2 updates are the only joy in my life

>got destroyed by an anime avatar
>got destroyed by an mlp avatar
>got destroyed by a furry avatar
>got destroyed by a pokemon avatar
>got destroyed by a meme avatar
>got destroyed by a meme bind user
>got destroyed by a me group player
>got destroyed by an original user
>got destroyed by a 6s class
>got destroyed by a pyro
>got destroyed by a sniper or spy
>got destroyed by an mvm nazi
>got destroyed by a max head wearer
>got destroyed by an unusual wearer
>got destroyed by a redditor
>got destroyed by a tumblrina
>got destroyed by a gayfag
>got destroyed by a tripfag
>got destroyed by a pottis
>got destroyed by the IRC
>got destroyed by a faggot
>got destroyed by a Veeky Forums user
>got destroyed by a guy in real life
>got destroyed by an overwatch player
confirmed shitter

according to this, i should kill myself at least 7 times

anyone knows any good res spells?

not good

Still waiting for that update like

...

post yfw tf2 remastered

WHERE'S THE UPDATE VALVE
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE AN UPDATE

now

We messed up.
Jill did

Later today, rebalanced weapons, competitive matchmaking, new hats and taunts...

...you just wait...

do not open this image

woah now

my colleagues at Valve want to advise you not to get your hopes up

MODS

Still waiting for the Frank Ocean album like

>-

>mfw seagull has more attention than EU and NA TF2 scenes combined

i feel weird

feel me

*does that*

reminder to not accidentally harass .sorex
the asshole is s0rex

what does "beefing" mean in competitive TF2 lingo ?

masterbating to the tf2 characters, thats what

beef on me

its when someone nails a play
the joke is that someone made a bet that if you nail that play they will pay a beef for you to eat

nail me

i never realized how handsome truktruk is

i dont like that word, but at least now i understand it
thanks stranger

So, as a demoman, the only way to deal with good scouts is with sick grenade frags, right?

i feel a little dizzy

strawpoll.me/10674005

i have a british tf2g pal

i think she is okay

ok
have you tried british food? do you like strong fried food when you wake up?

I have a British non-/tf2g/ pal. He's alright. Hating on British food needs to stay in Veeky Forums with other shitty memes, like Ja/ck/.

n

i dont know
maybe not

i actually kinda like british breakfast
it fills you with energy, although it takes a few days to get used to it
other than that, british food is bollocks

Excuse me?

When is Heavy getting this lunchbox item?

God damn it, fuck you. I didn't need to see that today. Do you have the one where he serves raw chicken?

Do scouts die to stickies often? Maybe stickies would be better?

The bad ones do.