/owg/ - Overwatch General

I'm the third comment and I don't even play 76. I'm just not a shitposter like you and realize he's a good all-rounder. He has heals, good dps, good range, good speed, and works on both defense and offense.

First for Prodigy#1300 number one Pharah in solo queue

Top Xth for easy and effective.

11th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbot cheating in tournaments by professional Overwatch player EnvyUs.Taimou

Then why do I get matched against full premades with 5 other solo matchers every time I play

t. Prodigy

now that the dust has settled we can all agree mercy and reaper deserve a nerf

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Waiting for r34 with her Native American skins.

my mom left me muny for doritos and mtn dw fu k u guise L O Ling at ur lifes rn

t. salty Pharah player, who doesnt know that grouping gives you literally no advantage

the first might happen next season unless they decide to just turn sudden death into a draw

the second will never happen

Mercy yes but why Reaper?

if Reaper is nerfed then there's no one to shit on tanks

Mercy deserves a nerf though

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>micfags

I read an article about Blizz suing the ones who made the hacks for copyright infringement. I forgot where though, i think it was polygon.

Tracer

Why are they so cute?

Is Mcgree still viable?
since the fan the hammer shit is nerfed his skill ceiling goes up to the roof or it's just straight garbage?

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Stopwatch should only be a factor if both teams finish the map. Otherwise it should be who pushed the cart farther. You are only allowing aggro tactics to be viable with a stopwatch all the time rule.

I didn't want to believe the forced 50 meme. Does everyone else's winrate balances like this? It feels bad to know which day is the win or lose day

reaper doesn't really have any good counters with mccree nerfed, roadhog can sort of handle him but at the same time reaper shits on tanks

>Why reaper
He's a salty hanzo main who tunnel visions and gets flanked 10 times a game.

RREEEEEE

Better off going 76

they are literally timon and pumbaa

wish they wouldnt create so much gay shit with them

Are you playing in Asia?

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Reaper's counter is never engaging him at close range, and getting the fuck outta there if you do

76 for example absolutely shreds Reaper

top fucking kek esports are a joke

this is just like that CS betting shit going on right now

>please do not bully the pharahs
But she likes it.

He gets shit on by any character who can put damage out from range. Don't get flanked pleb.

If I see that fucking Junkrat one more fucking time.

yes

>McCree got nerfed
>suddenly everyone needed a nerf

Is this a new meme?

No, this is EU

I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Now we're talking

>Timon and Pumbaa
>Literally two men raising a child together
>No women in sight ever
>No gay shit went on

Would you rather erase from earth Seagull's fanbase or ster_'s fanbase

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McCree needed a nerf, but not like this.
Cooldown on RMB.
No reload on Roll.
Either of these.
Now he desperately needs his falloff fixed.

mercy takes it up the ass from any team that's coordinated

/owg/ sees a bunch of strong heroes overshadowing other ones and thinks that nerfing them is the only way to bring """"""balance"""""

Mercy deserves it though since she can charge up her ultimate in less than a minute.

hope that guys doesnt "main" zen, talk about being a dead weight to any team

i'd rather erase steel from this earth desu senpai

S76 + Mercy >>>>> Pharmercy

which character has the most meme potential and why is it reaper?

Why is there so much hate for Seagull? He seems like a nice guy and is friendly to his chat. His fans can be terrible but that should not be Seagull's fault. Honestly compared to some of the other streamers:

>Surefour
>annoying music
>his gf being loud as fuck in the background
>blames his deaths on rng and "they only go after me" instead of himself unlike Seagull who always talks about how he could have been better
>acts like a 12 year old cod fan

i would erase my dick in your ass

>this happened months ago
>was POTG, entire twitch audience of 40,000 saw it, every blizzard employee watching saw it, both teams saw it
>Taimou is still employed by EnvyUs and still is not banned from the game

Overwatch: the game where it's ok to cheat as long as you're making Blizzard money.

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Any more pics of her dressed as Kek or otherwise

>Mexican
>Edge Lord
theres so much with so little

>my team is bad
>constantly annoyed at how they don't do anything
>my team is good
>my own flaws become glaringly apparent and constantly annoy me

help.

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>Mercy uses her shift to a corpse and presses Q to rest 5 people
>she dies from a coordinated team effort after ressing

Good work.

Jesus Christ, nobody told me this edgelord was so fun and actually useful

a good reaper will never be in a situation where they get shot from a distance, they weave through cover and teleport around. even if you catch him flanking he can just spook away and try again in like 10-20 seconds, possibly after getting a kill already

also "fight from a distance and don't get flanked" was the same argument people had against pre-nerf mccree

Mei*

No fucking clue how that autocorrected to kek.

this to be honest with you fampai
ship goodness order:
76 mercy > mccree zarya > me widowmaker > anything else > shit > POWER GAP > pharah and anything

but that's wrong

FFS
>Ranked mode on Voskaya
>We win in the first two matches with us having more time on the clock left by at least 3 minutes, they get the 2nd cap in the 3rd match with 0 time.
>They resort to reinhart/turret combos in the 4th match and cheese it along like shit eatting faggots

Fuck

this

shit.

Why does Blizz just fucking love artificially inflating match lengths when one team clearly out does the other...it's not like picks are LOCKED either...

How about you nerf this, boy?

when is this game going to get a necromancer/summoner-type character?

>man we supports are getting shafted by this ranking system xD

Is there any credible evidence that supports this? Has Blizz addressed it?

I'm tired of Mercy players' near constant whining

>this picture
>implying they wouldnt awkwardly bump into each other and fall down

kek

Mercy getting off her res isn't a indicator of a lack of skill, that shit is 2fast2furious

>not fucking the twitchy little twink who's solely dependent on you out in the Ozzy outback within an inch of his life on your fat dick that's nearly bigger than his waist

are you a faggot

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>It's a your team can't cap the point unless you literally solo kill 4 enemy players episode

unlike McCree though Reaper doesnt have any mid range damage and doesnt have an inescapable instant kill combo

he's strong at what he does, that doesnt make him overpowered

shhh you didn't see anything, goyim

yes you can be a pro too!

Redflag skins

Shitters
>White torb
>Carbon fiber genji
>Any skin for D.va taht isn't bva or white rabbit
>Any skin for Bastion that isn't overgrown
>Golden 76
>Paragon rein
>Devil mercy

Will shit on you
>Bone
>Young Genji
>Nomad
>Stonehardt
>Blackwatch Reyes
>Frogston
>Hayseed

I have a feeling in the story they will somehow throw in a Trump like figure who put a wall up on the Mexican border, and that's what caused reaper to become edgy.

>I think I'll play some OW
>Widow on Nepal shrine quits after one round
>lose a rank immediately on my first game

"fun"

>mccree zarya
there is literally only one fan art of them. It's not a real ship. McCree with Reaper and Hanzo is far more popular.

Zenyatta on escort the payload attack is almost required.

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>if a person didn't waste twenty dollars they're shit

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Seagull literally never solo queues. He is a shitter that gets carried and gets saved by his team all the fucking time.

Shayed is also a landwhale healslut for Seagull too, Shadder2K is garbage at the game.

He was triggered after a mission with Mei gave him PTSD flashbacks to his attempts to get over the Trump wall, starting his downward spiral to Talon.

>liking bva or white rabbit
>hating Devil mercy
what is this taste
who has such a terrible taste
stop posting please

>Widow on Nepal shrine quits after one round
>lose a rank immediately on my first game
If that's the same game you should be able to leave without losing any rank.
It's not half as bad as not being able to take a point when the enemy team is down a man.

pics?

Yup. Based Prodigy is the hero Veeky Forums needs.