which member of the overwatch design team has an amputee fetish?
Chase Kelly
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Jace Turner
>he complains about toxicity
Jeremiah Butler
>tfw you will never get to ride all the amputee heroes
Aaron Peterson
we are here
Cameron Lopez
Hana Song
Carson Morales
>He's a 13 year old who can't control himself then cries on Veeky Forums when adults find him annoying
Noah Moore
>Tracer on defense >never kills just shoots in the enemies direction >never tried and stop the payload >pretends they helped >only doing it because a YouTube video said Tracer is very defensive
Liam Jenkins
>tfw you will never find out which heroes are actually amputees
Isaiah Sullivan
Zenyatta's ult should make teammates in the circle invulnerable to damage in addition to healing them.
Justin Sullivan
fuck off this thread came up first
Aaron Cook
fuck off kid
Levi Evans
haha, you're probably one of those people who've lived incredibly sheltered lives and is uncomfortable hearing or seeing the word nigger.
Isaac Ramirez
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Lucas Baker
he should be able to outheal any channeled damage ult for all the other shit you have to go through.
Jaxson Clark
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Jaxson Adams
>get into a game with a Reinhardt main >playing Lucio and doing everything in my power to keep him alive >solo ult with him when we're the only 2 people pushing at the last checkpoint >tfw he hammer downs >solos the defense and we push uncontested
Chase Gutierrez
I can see his dick
Jonathan Morgan
Perfection
Matthew Wright
Doing a good job showing us you're not 13, keep it up champ.
Easton Davis
that's what everyone assumes it does in the first place, so yes
Lincoln Evans
sleep tight reaper
Caleb Ross
Post your dva pictures here
Josiah Roberts
Probably some homo since all the amputees are men.
Adrian Wright
Post husbandos
Jace Richardson
sleep tight edgyman
Levi Richardson
WHAT IS FREE LOVE
>Not adjusting sensitivity Goddamn nigger
Nathaniel Perry
>hopes and dreams don't give up user! sleep deep reap
Landon Lewis
she may not be on par with d.va, mei or tracer but you gotta love her black hole and mighty tumblr cannon
Alexander Stewart
Sleep tight, Reaper.
Aaron King
Seriously the game just needs an overall rebalance.
Almost every map is close to unwinnable on defense at high levels.
Nolan Turner
are koreans even good at fps
that would atleast explain why d.va is so badly balanced
Thomas Adams
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Julian Sanchez
sleep tight reaper and fuck my tight bp
Joshua Martin
>press Q to win
this game summed up
Jackson Reyes
>new brawl >11 second estimated time >two minutes later....
Jason Cook
Why is Torbjorn a racist?
Https://youtu.be/VL-s7olHT50
Liam Cruz
>tfw some lucky guy got to fuck ana
Sebastian Powell
so this is how sheltered genji mains think
Xavier Parker
Does anyone have the gif of her doing the Running Man?
Robert Gutierrez
Why do I keep getting out on teams with new people? I want to win one match today.
Lucas Diaz
>Have a team with a Mei >Two people pick Reaper >One gets butthurt and goes Mei >THen another goes Mei >3 Meis just ice wall themselves around >Get mad when I simply refuse to heal them, or revive them What the fuck do you expect?
Joseph Lewis
(You)
Adrian Sanchez
Any ps4 players wanna play?
Bentley Gray
Sleep tight Reaper, I'll be sure to brew up some coffee in the morning for both of us.
Kevin Thomas
먹방
Hunter Roberts
>lose 3 times the amount of rank you gain from a win >teammates have 'mains' >coin flip instead of stop watch
Christopher Ward
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Angel Peterson
They play a FPS called CrossFire, it's the most popular game/esport in korea after league/OW. Although I'm not sure one could call OW a popular esport in korea yet, although it's definitely a popular game.
Lincoln James
>Pharah >A man
Cooper Scott
CAN'T WAKE UP
Daniel Wright
Shit like this is why healslut memes are born, and not because it's bad. Everyone who's ever traditionally tanked or healed knows what it feels like to find that individual even for a few games that you just have perfect synergy with and shit is understood naturally and that feeling is fucking great.
Charles Watson
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Aaron Hernandez
They look like gangsters
Ryder Jackson
We're talking about amputees, user. Are you okay?
Aaron Adams
Sudden Death's what's really deciding non KoTH games.
How does ana get younger the older she gets? Sombra is going to be a loli at this rate.
Camden Hill
the ultimate
Landon Kelly
>Pharah >An amputee Blizzard has officially said it's a suit of armor. It was just lazy design on their part.
Dylan Lewis
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Xavier Taylor
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Gavin Torres
I think it should just last a bit longer. His ult isn't what I'd want to see buffed, we already have one support who's an ult machine.
Joseph Green
Ah, crossfire is that game I used to make a shit ton of alts on because grinding for guns was insane without the noobie bonus. Fuck that game if only I knew about CS at the time
Eli Diaz
you should have six nergin friends to play with at all times
just start messagin people who are helpful
Asher Rogers
>tfw no roadhog bf
Matthew Brooks
ONIIICHANGAMEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ayden Nguyen
sudden death is so fucking stupid
Nolan Parker
Are you a retard?
Logan Torres
ok
Julian Howard
>"Is that a boner?" D.Va says I'd literally explode
Tyler Cox
>retard symmetra tries to make a death room instead of guarding flank routes and the point >enemy team completely ignores her and caps A
don't fucking do this shit
Nathan Long
So how do Junkrat and Roadhog actually fit into the story
There's all this shit about the Overwatch agents and Talon but they're just sort of there
Hunter Ross
If you build your computer to play Overwatch and download porn and then one day it slaps your wrist and tells you it wants rights, you're probably going to tell it to fuck off.
I got Devi Symmetra and had the same reaction
Adam Campbell
GULAG GET YE GONE
Sebastian Kelly
>tfw cannot aim so therefore cannot get better
Gavin Martin
rare hana passing through
Luke Turner
> Be playing Zarya > See a reaper running into the cap point > throw a shield on him > he instantly "Die Die Die"s > team wipe, PotG > he throws out a "Thanks!"
The game gets much better when teammates know what they're doing
Josiah Hughes
>If you build your computer to play Overwatch and download porn and then one day it slaps your wrist and tells you it wants rights, you're probably going to tell it to fuck off. or just get incredibly turned on tbqhwyf
Alexander Cook
>they win >GG >Great game >ez
>they lose >nothing
Luke White
D.Va is a slut.
Liam Ramirez
They're just part of the overall world kinda like how Symmetra and Lucio fit in.
Jason Martin
Reinhardt is a thing, become the best crusader there is.
Adam Jenkins
someone paid them literal mercs
Brody Carter
i know that feel bro
I'm 25 and can already feel my twitch aim slipping, I want to git gud at 76 but I'm just not improving
Carson Jones
Fuck. That's pretty cute.
Evan Martinez
They (among others) literally nuked Australia or some shit and Junkrat found some super valuable Omnic treasure, which causes him to hire Roadhog to protect him.
Grayson Sanchez
potg is fucking retarded it's more like an ultimate showcase
David James
Errytime.
Even better when at least you made then work for their win and know you got some of the enemy salty giving them a hard time.
Luke Richardson
I'M GOING FOR THE TOILET SEAT
Jacob Murphy
Junkrat effectively nuked Australia and turned it into Mad Max. Roadhog is just muscle he hired to guard whatever it was he found at the omnium he raided.
Camden Evans
He can do that though. Ult's that are instant high dmg (Junkrat) are unaffected by it though
Justin Barnes
I wish she was my slut
Lincoln Russell
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Juan Wilson
DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT
Juan Kelly
Jesse Mc Cree
Henry Peterson
i don't get the problem with this skin. Zarya remains a ferocious nationalistic stalin-lover even if she is dressed up like a tumblr blogger
Henry Long
get an aimbot like the pros
Landon Thomas
play smarter then? whats the problem
Juan Cruz
what to pick in ranked to carry premades of retards?
Juan Taylor
>Play Zarya >Have a team mate that I can reliably all the time always throw a shield on and get 50% charge regardless of the situation. Do these shitters eat bullets for breakfast?