/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

bara pomf Edition

Last time on /ss13g/
>some lame-ass blob round
>people unironically want a week long round
>you're an alright spessman, don't let anyone tell you different


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj

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WEEK LONG STATION TRAIN
CHOO CHOO

waifus

>tfw another felcashitty and ass metaround of dragging each other around wordlessly with no coms between the two

Yep, good shit mods. Nothing can stop a statiname bitch. But god forbid an assistant who welder bombs.

Good lord, I was QM during the blob round, I loved all of you. When the blob kept extending in escape I'm sorry I ditched you for my own life, the MIDIS were lagging for us to do anything to combat the growth, and I got my comeuppance because apparently the escape shuttle arrived at arrivals not escape.

So all my friends were dead, my weapons ate by blobs, and slowly all my possessions were tossed trying to find an available escape pod. Until singuloth ate me

Artemis is my waifu i want her to stunstick me in the butt

Artemis is a girl?

>oh boo hoo admin abuse ruined MY round ;-(

This is not a democracy. You are free to leave an play on any other server at any time.

Artemis is a girl's name, borgs are genderless, no girls actually play this game

so maybe?

this server is literally the most democratic out of all the SS13 servers
if you don't like democracy, you are free to play on any other server at any time

Shitmin or Shitmin Metabuddy detected.

From Continue borg/AI/mommi discusion here.

Your server is dying

Go away shitalus
you are a stale meme

Every time i've seen Artemis blown it was Harley Quinn's mmi, so it depends how you want to define a borgs gender really.

I don't have a server though

Fuck off
If you want to continue a discussion contribute to it

>add silver food coloring spray can to kitchen

>it can be used to paint edibles silver, conceal fingerprints, and spray into your mouth if targeting head with help intent

WITNESS MEEEEE

You're the one who keeps namedropping me
I don't play Italus anymore. I've moved on, and yet you haven't.
Says something, doesn't it?

>ied can be attached to metal rod to create a thunderstick

>explodes contents of ied at the position of the square targeted

Don't flatter yourself. Put the weird clowns in a mega download since that's all the good that come from your posts

>still trying to stir shit up in the general with absolutely nothing to gain from it
>"I've moved on"

Who's you're waifu????

>electropack can be wrenched to allow cables to attach to it, attached to stun gloves, wrenched to secure -> endless scrub glove charges

What kind of fucking faggot has a waifu?

I'm still making more, I just like to drop by and watch people like (you) and seize up a little when you see muh honks

people who watch anime

>he doesn't keep a list of female players

put the clowns in the bag shitalus. last warning

your mom

pastebin.com/XM8wqD3a

This is what I have for the TFTD name list so far. I used ckeys and static names. I'm sure there's many, many people I'm forgetting. If you want to be added, or think someone should be added, I'm more than happy to keep expanding the list. Even if the first attempt is successful, I'll be running through a lot of troops.

bring it on, you dont scare me.
My autism-fu bests all, and if i lose i can go to my >gf

TFTD? what

weedy mcgee

Terror from the Deep, the aquatic sequel to the original X-COM. I'm gonna do a playthrough with soldiers named after users/characters from the serb

Security Dream Team

discord.gg/0yVGNrQ0hh5GkApi

Discord link get in here

The middle girl looks like a toddler with breasts.

Can you create drinks in this gaem, I want to become VA-11 HALL-A's bar

You can be a bartender and mix drinks, yes

Time to give everyone the same fucking drink regardless of choice

I need to shill my shitty GIMP images to justify the time I spend making them.

>good

Is the Incinerator room for ghetto bombs?

its for interrogating vox raiders and lings

They're not half bad, I saved it.

Thank friendo, it's pretty cathartic.
Any one have any ideas or requests?

Could someone explain what happened to Samson Steel with the cloner?

For some reason he was stuck inside of it after he was cloned, yet another person cloned after was able to get out of it.

Never encountered something like that before.

When the fellow doc took it apart, Samsons Steel disappeared from existence.

w-wew

>use special autism cave to succ succ
>wall it up incase someone comes to mechanics
>kill the diona then do what he told me to do
>out of the whole round someone decides to walk in and apparently there was a false wall
am i unlucky or did something give it away

I was watching you.

>Ion law : Clown is uploading laws again, remove fire alarms, however the pod bay is cold for scientists
>Must remove fire alarms
>Engie borg isn't responding to prompts to remove fire alarms
>Only way to remove fire alarms is to remove station
>Begin station removal
>Reset as soon as the sing gets loosed

trial was fun. sorry I didn't get the conviction

Whenever someone got stuck on that, I sat at the tables and tried to grab and table them so I could start biting them.

sorry, I had to roll the mysterious die

caught the best of my attention span

>trial
>radstorm
every time

Some med bay/engi stuff. Most SS13 images are either clownshit or security/greyshirt related.

why were you watching me? you could of been doing something productive that's not seeing a murder

This is it.

Filtration 2.0 r4.

It includes temperature regulation of waste, then once it hits room temperature, it filters out each gas and sends it back into their respective tanks.

r4 includes pumps to empty out the gas in the cold loop and hot loop after the valve closes. This solves an issue where as time goes on, more and more gas builds up in the loops and does not get filtered.

Now comes time to create drastic modifications to this. You will see, I have great things in mind that might work faster.

>have literally two mime images
>shitlers are co-opting them now
>mfw

>140ms
Why do you even play?

>someone singuloose'd
>CE is going to fight it
>'you go, I stay'
>'superman'
I cried.

I saw you popping open lockboxes. I was expecting to catch you for possession of lethals but busting a murderer also works.

lockbox obviously said stun revolver

for those of you who know nothing about atmos:
this is literally 100% pointless and has NO positive effect
ignore the autist jerking off in the corner

I'll try, bud

That in itself is possession of a weapon, 6 minutes I think. Captain said to let it go so I did.

Then I heard you wanting plasma research and started watching you again for gunz.

>Growing cyanide apples
>Captain tells me to make a bio weapon for some space cash
>Get some kudzu and the cyanide apples for some splicing action
>Plant a diona
>It pops up and says nothing but "DICKS" and runs around the research station
>It eats one of the apples on the floor and collapses
>Next diona is ready
>It runs to me, stand on the table
>Eats an apple laying besides it
>Also collapses
>Both die shortly after
>Nano T squid comes to arrest me for war crimes
>Get cuffed, manage to run away into cyanide vines
>Vines pull me in and start injecting a shit load of cyanide along the squid
>Die a quick death

chef stuff
chaplain stuff
AI stuff

Tifora?

But the orphans, think of the children, you monster.

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REVISED
48 HOURS
NOT A WEEK

No singularity engine.

I'll hold out for the 24 hour vote

>memers instantly render the station inoperable
>le epic plasma in arrivals or something to that degree

>within 3 minutes everything is dead and theres still 47 hours left on the clock

>no way to in game respawn without becoming a posi brain or PAI unlike in lifeweb

yeah... sounds fun...

how about instead of this fag shit we have dorf night

must-have macros?

Then just don't play dumbnuts
No one's forcing you to if you can't have fun just do something else whilst we have a great shift without you. Probably wont even notice you're gone.

Tip for people who hate borers:

Add 8 units of salt to everything at the chef's table. This is totally harmless (and unlikely to even be noticed) by normal visitors but it's enough salt to kill a borer.

set f3 to *fart

>revised this fast
At this rate we will have you give everyone a blowjob by tomorrow

>filename
>"lizardman janitor"
Opinion Discarded
Reason: get back to TG faggot

>implying admins wont press buttons and fuck it up
They can't even do a purge day without fucking around
or even one normal shift nowadays
What exactly are you expecting if this goes through?

i dont think you understand

DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES POLYACID SMOKE

what is the eye bro of ss13?

the AI you dongus

How about a picture of the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse with an engineering related caption. Could be something simple like, "Quality Nanotrasen Engineering!". Would work with other disasters as well.

This is ancient you newfag scum
I revised it after considering peoples opinions because I actually change my mind when my ideas are shit, unlike you.

>upset at an old maymay

hownew.ru

who?

some shitter

>this isn't a real website
Someone is doing themselves a severe disservice.

At least we always have niceme.me, nicememe.website, and nicememewebsite.website

I'll try that

>just a regular station
>not dorf mode
>only 48 hours of basic bitch tism
>thinking our mins will go along with this
>not just renting a server for a month and calling it /dfg/station

pls

Excuse me, but I represent the Fine Brothers, and you are in breach of our trademark of the word React. Consider yourself served with notice of legal suit.

If you want to autist-station 13, you really can just download the source and host it on a server at your leisure.

No need for a vote or anything. Just host that shit up and tell your autist friends so you can all play there.

Is Di-ethyl on? He said he was going to lift my ban but I'm still banned.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&p=12606#p12606

ok but you're not invited dweeb

Most of the coders and admins only look at the thread in passing because it's mostly for bants and shitposting

Go on the irc if you want real results, not that I can guarantee anyone is awake anyway