/srg/ - Speedrunning General

This is literally a fucking flash game
why the fuck is this here
Should I submit my game I made in gamemaker 2 years ago

>shilling free open-source software

Okay.

Wow, somebody took a minigame from Danganronpa 2 and made an entire game out of it.

this entire day has been an indie game shill-fest

runners dont even play this

i'll learn how to 'speedrun' it (aka play it) and we can skype call you into the stream

sound good?

all memes aside, this GDQ seems even more autistic than usual

Thanks for the schedule. Damn that sucks that Boxon X takes so long.

about 3 or 4 years ago

VAPE NATION

How is this a speedrun when it's an autoscroller? shouldn't all runs end at the same time?

>He's fast!

having it on fourth of july weekend

Sounds great, let's not prepare any questions for the interview

>I literally don't listen when the runner explains how the game works

>there's no real strats
>speedrunning this is just gitting gud
...

Does it really count as a speedrun if the entire point of the game is to run as fast as you can in a straight line?

THIS IS A CLONE OF A SHITTY ANDROID GAME ISN'T IT?

Please explain how playing a game with a developer intended route with no mistakes counts as speed running.

This guy is literally just playing a game correctly. The only way the time can be off is if he forgets the exact thing that he was supposed to do.

I can't take a kid in a suit seriously

>I literally don't understand how the game works

for the retards who didn't listen, the goal is to fill up your energy bar to 100% by running over the blue panels. You can miss these, causing your run to take longer.

>This is a Gran Turismo speed run. I will be driving around the track as quickly as I can. I do this by braking and accelerating at the appropriate times.

>people not laughing at the dwarf pun
Fucking assholes. Every person in there.

>This is an F-Zero speed run. I will be driving around the track as quickly as I can. I do this by braking and accelerating at the appropriate times.

see! I can do it too XD

The hamwhale actually thinks these are funny

IT'S A FUCKING AUTOSCROLLER
Other speedrunners COMPLAIN about autoscroller levels because THEY TAKE A SET, UNCHANGING TIME

I know how it works, the point is that a "speedrun" in this game is still no different than a well played normal run.

Why can't everyone else be as bitter and pathetic as me!?

They could've had something interesting to fill the time but instead chose this

The f-zero speedruns use extensive glitches and difficult timing and out of bounds boosts that the developers never intended.

Stop being a dipshit or use a better analogy.

It's just another take on Skyroads, which android didn't exist at the time of.

Dear fucking lord, you people are retards.

So he's... playing the game correctly?

does speeding run make you gay?

it's not set, it is entirely RNG based, so RNG based that it should not be speed ran

Thanks this is actually how I feel right now

Braid is at least comfy.

>accelerating in F-Zero
That slows you down

Runners jacket doesn't fit properly, 0/10 run

it's a fucking 6 minute run get over yourself

yes that is what he said when he started the run

Why were these last two assholes wearing suits?

>kid in a ill fitting suit
>fat guy in a ill fitting suit

jesus FUCK what is wrong with his jacket

youtube.com/watch?v=tRNNjYTcyLk

too bad the rta "runners" are too gay to do this

They just came back from their kikeshit marketing job at Microsoft and are now shilling kikeshit by Microsoft

Dear lord at least the last guy's suit fit him relatively well

>it's a lot like Mario
Mario is NOT A FIXED-MOMENTUM platformer, which is what allows it and not Braid to be a passable speedgame.

6 minutes of watching a let's play versus 30 seconds of a the player raping physics so hard he's approaching mach9 while still hitting a path that wasn't even visible when he jumped.

Next you'll say menu'ing is a good speedgame activity.

man that is a poorly fitting suit

you're implying they never put in smaller games just to fill time

I dont think well-fitted suits exist for fat people

>I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle
nice meme game xD!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY GAME
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR
THIS IS LITERAL BROWSER GAME-TIER
NO THIS IS FISHER PRICE-TIER

THIS IS NOT A SPEED RUN
WHAT EVEN IS THIS

>guy uses GT as an attempt to be fascetious
>another links an actual GT run
>even in GT, going sideways is faster than playing as intended
I pissed a little when I saw his speed spike as he gunned it into the rails. That's some good shit.

this shit is next level. dude is wearing a trenchcoat

is the joke with his suit that it looks like Braids?

wrong

How does that work?

dunno, never played GT

yes, just like how the boson guy's looked like the mc of that game

You get it tailored regardless of body size

I think GT, like most racing games, always tries to turn you toward the direction you should be going. So as he gets rotated in the wrong direction, the game rips your wheel to the path and pushes your acceleration to get you going. But fighting the computer, it just keeps trying to correct and accelerating to ungodly speeds. He went beyond 700kph there a couple times with the car barely touching the track.

I like this guy in a suit, it looks like he just came out of work and dropped by to do his run. He also looks a little bit like a sports caster, specially with how clear he is with his commentary.

>That was one of the most precise tricks in the game

"welcome to lets play... i mean speedrun le random facebook game eps. 2"

sports casters don't wear halloween costumes to work

Never forget.

youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ

I thought twitch removed ResidentSleeper?

putting it in the hands of people who wanted to make money rather than boost speedrunning and raise money

basically letting sumi run it

nigga derived more meaning and entertainment from this game than most people did

Anime,

I will always be there for you.
When you're dreaming of WR.
When you need 5 more minutes
For ever.

I love you Anime.

this game... my mind is full of fuck

Has anyone here actually played this game before?
What is this game? It looks boring

Kaceytron will save speedrunning

It's a puzzle game. It's fun to play casually and it's a very comfy experience.

I wouldn't pretend it's a speedgame though.

how new

i thought it was fun when it came out but i was pissed that i spent 10 bux on it

the speedrun looks pretty cool though

I would recommend it though if you like puzzle games. Very well put together.

it's sad how dead these threads have become especially during a GDQ

Bingo

What was happening at the end there

>world record set in a game in a category only 4 people have posted times on
we did it reddit!

no one here speedruns anymore

there's a containment board for marathonshitters in /v/ now so you can enjoy your dead general

Thank God

That was a nice run

that thread moves too fast

Honestly I am not a regular here and only come here for the GDQ's and I don't know what's going on half the time here, but I still prefer this over the /v/ thread
Though I have been thinking about picking up speedrunning something, I want to properly make up my mind though

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Is that the knitting police?