/owg/ - Overwatch General

Daddies are the best

does D.va have boob??

She's a shittier Winston you mean.

>yfw 55% of overwatch players are below rank 50

>Play Overwatch
>Can't improve
>Bantz
>Drop game in the name of not getting too upset.

>Friends get Overwatch, want me to play
>Tell them no thanks. Insist no
>"Oh come on it'll be fun!"
>Still not good enough at the game to have fun
>Enemies stacking Bastion. Can't do anything to it
>"DUDE WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING GET IN ON THIS VOICE CHAT"
>My stream of pessimism leads to a deafening silence for my team.

>I'm never wrong about when we'll win or lose though.

People are just too good at this game, and it's too fast paced for me to do anything unless I'm Torbjorn, then things become managable. If I play anyone else but Torb or Junkrat, I'm a fucking liability.

Have a major problem with getting spawncamped by Hanzo's too. Even through multiple exits. Can't deal with em'.

Guess I'll never improve.

>yo, switch off Widow
>>lmao get gud zzzz
>zzzz
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

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I think its gook for laughing

Sign man skin for Reinhardt when?

>waaah, you want to win, stop tryharding!!!

I know about trying new things and am ok with that, but seriously...how the fuck can you have hours in a hour and still be complete shit at them?

>people playing snipers on KOTG

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>Kill soldier 76 as Torbjorn
>"I don't forget."
I've played 30 hours of torb and never heard this before

>I don't try to improve
>Guess I'll never improve

Looks like you're right about that too. It's not pessimism when you just state the obvious.

Tracer needs to sit on my lap

FUCKING GOOKS
PISS OFF WITH THAT SHIT
I CAN UNDERSTAND AHHAHAH
I CAN UNDERSTAND HUEHUEHUEHUE
I CAN UNDERSTAN XAXAXAXAXA
BUT DON'T TYPE ZZZZ AND THEN OPEN YOUR WHITE-ASS NERDBOY MOUTH ON THE MIC
FUCK

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>how the fuck can you have hours in a hour

I tried, and other players just put me the fuck down. I know it's part of the game, but even starting out I can't move from liability to lethal.

Just not possible.

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I'll ask again since I posted when the new thread popped up. Whenever I want to see a potg from the higlights tab, my character models for that hero's intro becomes poorly detailed. Does this happen to anyone else? I mean here, McCree is supposed to have his mouth in an angry expression, but he just has a straight face, also his fingers look like triangles.
Also why is McCree so handsome as Riverboat McCree

i can't stand hanzo, and not gameplay wise, just his aesthetic

everything about him just pisses me off. the people who designed this guy at blizzard are utter faggots

>it's five minutes in
>I have gold medal with 1 elim

Jesus fucking christ Blizzard fix your shit.

stay out of my way noobs

i dont get it

>How the fuck can you have hours in a hour and still be complete shit at them
This is your mind on overwatch kids, stay in school

these generals move too fast

O_O

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It is possible, but it might be more difficult than you think. It's about cultivating a mentality centered around improvement. Win/loss doesn't matter, it's what you learn from each match, each play, each player.

Dude just press p and disable match chat. It's so much more peaceful when you don't see nerds flaming eachother.

Disable team chat if they're being cunts too, you might miss some good information but if you can't just ignore people when they're being stupid it might help you focus on the game.

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>60 to 55 thanks to fucking 40 year olds in every game who have no idea how the game works

it's a revenge line I think, other characters have them too

Why are there still so many ragequitters in competitive? All of my win exp is getting nerfed because salty shitters don't have any patience. Apparently the quitting punishment needs to be more severe.

LOVE IS IN DANGER

why is winston such a shit champion

shit weapon
shit E
shit ult

literally why does he exist

Ow, the edge!

I WANT TO KEEP MY LOVE ALIVE

My dude, try to tough it out and make an honest effort to get better. It'll be aggravating and slow, but you /will/ get better, and things won't seem so fast.

So Lucio has a friend

I need more Mei bullying.

I hear that

holy shit, until now I always read top right as "don't trash talk my kid". I thought this was some dad going ham on some shitters for bullying his kid

git gud

d.va needs to use my mouth as a shoe

Tumblr please. Stop. This is not how you do frenemies with older men, especially when one of them turned into an evil wraith after they nearly killed each other.

He counters Babymaker though.

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>medic refuses to risk their life to push the payload
>costs us the match
Reported

>Champion
Good lord it's easy to identify shitters with this word

mei is fucking mental

she kills people while being all joyful and positive

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PSA: If you're typing "Someone should pick Healer or Tank" and you are not a Healer or Tank, consider pressing H when you're next in spawn, you Hanzo/Widow/Genji playing motherfucker.

I pressed H, now what

Holy crap, Zarya looks like Joseph Joestar.

yo i bet that hat feels comfy as fuck

ㅋㅋ

Daddy 76 skin, when?

Wat I guys snacking on while playing?

Why is Hanzo the most fun champ to play even if I'm doing bad?

Nani

Looks like a crawling jew.

Blizzard has said that there are some rendering issues on less high-end compys because the game is set to start as soon as it thinks it has loaded enough to play.

This most often happens for people when they load into maps and characters/weapons aren't visible until a few seconds later.

water

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>tfw you flashbang Hanzo from behind

Who is the most overpowered hero at the moment?

NO
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID WEEB
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
HAHAHHAHAAHAH
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR ZZZZZZ

Is this a gay version of the thicc meme?

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Is this a new meta? Defending the point in sudden death with 3 Hanzos and a Mercy?

>His waist is thinner than his head

Pic related.

this is fucking horror

It's called bara, and it's as gay as it looks and sounds.

Faggot weeb, looks like they gave up.

ㅎㅎ

USE

YOUR

FUCKING

MIC

IT'S RIGHT THERE

FUCKING PRESS THE BUTTON

Weeb/nip is wwwwwwwwww

You could probably make a case for every hero being overpowered in this game, if they're in the right hands.

>if tracer doesn't switch on defense, im going to troll
>go from a minuscule win chance to a fucking zero win chance
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

how do I select this hero

>Zarya's barrier and charge is actually her Stand power

Not soon enough

笑笑笑笑

b-but I'm afraid someone will make fun of my feminine boy voice.

Why does it seem like playing with friends is the worst experience this team based game offers?

Because you get exp anyway so why bother?

FUCK OFF LOLSHITTER

FINE THEN, GOOK
I JUST WANT THE SLANTY EYED CUNTS TO STAY NUKED
HOLY FUCK AM I MAD

Right where? I guess next you'll claim there's a webcam "right there" too...