This is all a joke

I want you guys to know that every single story, every single thing someone on here has said about how they have a lot of money or are in some kind of ideal financial situation, is 100% bullshit 99.99% of the time.

I can't tell you how many posts, how many threads I've made since the beginning of Veeky Forums for shits, giggles, and fantasy about how I make 6 figures at like 21 years old, inherited millions dollars, own a house and work as an engineer making $115,000 per year working at some sick company at 25. I've made so many of these hypothetical situations that are all total bullshit just for myself to pretend my life is great. I've lied to so many anons that it's fucking insane. I'm a skinnyfat NEET of 3 years that sits in his room all day and showers maybe once a month and lies to people on the internet about anything to make myself feel better and forget about my actual life.

I've lost probably $1,000 of my savings in crypto trading. All of those threads you see every month about how an user makes $100+ per day/$45,000 per year just trading crypto from his laptop while he travels the world at like 21 years old with no debts having sex with cute girls or whatever other fantasy? That's me. Every single time, it is me. I've done this consistently since the dawn of Veeky Forums, and it's all a big, fat fucking joke. This board is a joke. It's easily one of the least useful boards on Veeky Forums, because it's just for people like me to pretend for a few hours that my life is some amazing experience and people think I'm some special person with all of the answers, the secrets to life and whatever other bullshit that makes you think I'm better than you, when the reality is that I've barely left my bedroom in 3 years other than to take a shit or get food. That's who you're talking to.

Is this supposed to bother me/anyone on this board. Anyone with a brain can see right through your shitty fabulated existence.

I feel so bad for you. Must suck knowing your peers are achieving so much why you sit watching the days go by.

Must suck having to go on a board and create an imaginary life.

What's that? Oh your moms call the lasagna she put in the oven is ready, better put some deodorant on for the fifth day because you smell like shit. They can't even look you in the eyes.

Cya later you parasite.

Lighten up, Francis.

I've had full threads of people who believe me for the past couple of years. What you're saying is pretty falsifiable from my view.

We know user. Same could be said with other boards. 80% of posts are by the same 20% shitposters.

Impressive pasta, very nice

I hope you're one of the faggots always spouting off about how real estate and stocks are just memes. Really the only reason I come here is for entertainment value, and to validate my feelings of superiority.

I'm not. That's the mission of another faggot.

I really don't understand how people can lie on the internet. This is so pathetic, you can't suceed in life if you make it up online. Stop lying and then maybe things will go a bit better.

this is bait