/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

i just want someone to snuggle with for a bit, i don't care what else they do to me. i just want to mellow out with someone else a little bit here and there. i don't think i'm being unreasonable.

Hey

yesss yes!!

I fucking lost it at rocklizards window

>aweiner
>chaotic
>jaiba
>neutral
>rocky
>evil
>squid
>chaotic evil
the fuck?

GUYS DID YOU KNOW PIGEONS DIE AFTER SEX!!???

IGN?

race/gender

Naka does nothing but meme like a retard. Ippiki is self absorbed. Putt is deranged.
Shitvanna is chaotic evil. Who? Who?
These 2 are mostly correct. Who?

femcat. i'll show myself out...

>looking for cat for snuggling, petting and tail stroking
>Apparently thats too hardcore for people and they just wanna have one off ERP or EB for the outfit and leave

newfag spotted

xth for sneering

>ippiki
>good

Sorry i dont recognize your abortion friend

Server? Location? Femcat is fine.

>this mad

To tell the truth Ippiki is rather neutral but he isn't really evil...
>Aether que fiasco
Nevermind

>Aether que fiasco
spoonfeed me

>Elk is mad
like pottery

Rou - Neutral Good ; absolutely
Bnhaka - Chaotic Good ; without doubt
Elk - Neutral Evil ; kinda?
Seto - Chaotic Evil ; implying he's not chaotic "friendly"

Get a pet, my friend.

You don't have to glamour anything.

Lonely miqote looking for friends..

PST

"no u"

how am i chaotic evil

Name people I should go "oh shit" and withdraw with if I meet them in a duty
I already know Paks is one.

>ippiki and proci good
>awena neutral
>kiss bad

No, it's not true.

>Likes rudeposting just randomly for entertainment without any discernible motive

Ippiki
Anyone from Ultrash

Kirito Tia

me because I'm terrible

post comfy c@s

>I already know Paks is one.
Won't be able to contain your parsing sperg juice?

Go on then, you start.

Put something very obvious in your search info, never wear helmets (wizard hats are probably okay, some people are into that), don't wear gear in every color of the rainbow.

Either that or level faster so you can stick to one glamour.

You could also go the route of having crafters levelled so you can just make your own prisms, but to be truly independent needs something like 50 weaver (bikinis), 50 leatherworker (emperor's new gloves/boots), a level 26? DoW/DoM retainer for gigantoad skins, and level 15 or so miner for alumen.

Good luck!

>someone gets anonymous praise
>"nice samepost [insert avatarfag I dislike]"

>shitsquid gets praise
>"haha user pls give me the baby oil on my feets haha squid squid im a squid ashcats feet"

I want to kiss a Lala boy

You would never see anyone that would apply to in a duty because they don't ever queue for shit

>not wanting to rub baby oil on squids superior ashcat feet

Shanopaks obviously, Sha, Shyv, bg, jei, seto, kiss

how do I find erp as a new player

This honestly.

>Dungeons & Circlejerks hour

An user leaves the thread.

Someone post balmung player cards for this user

xth for its nice to have your own home

go around slapping people with your futacock in /say

Creepyscales.

No, not at all

P comf, yo. No comfier whm robes exist. Prove me wrong, you can't.

Also BROTHER

I don't wanna bother anyone who's not into it

this is the epitome of comfy

agreed

Nah you are just a Debbie downer and get mad when you get revealed, Aaron

Why do people fill their rooms with big stupid primal trophy/statues and that coffin? Anyone got a normal human being room to show off?

??
i've literally only done that with paks recently
at least as long as you've been posting here

for why tho
i'm not even shit and i dont even say anything in random duties mostly

no a good list is
>lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good
meria, rou, red
>lawful neutral, true neutral, chaotic neutral
oldlander, that roe fits there, chaotic is accurate
last three tropes are good

The joke was you should post comfy instead of slutty.

Post handsome male characters please!

As someone that just did EX with Shy I wanna say that this little shit actually uses cooldowns well and makes big pulls as WAR.

What makes you think a bunch of people who unironically listen to video game music can decorate a house?

what's everyone's favorite weather? mine is sky! ^_^

Go to the quicksand (if you're not on balmung, good luck), look at people's search info until you find someone you find attractive that is also looking for erp, whisper them, go from there.

pic related

They're asking how to find erp, not how to get banned.

>Nah you
>thinks I'm Jessa Covey
Stopped reading there, you got your juice all over my monitor!

why is liora such a dumb slut

because I like creepy houses and so I wanted to make mine "creepy", the coffin and the primal throphy are perfect for me, but "normal" houses are nice too.
There is a house I really like from one player, idk if you will like it but here:
imgur.com/a/gShZN/layout/horizontal#24

I do wish the item limit was higher tho. 100 is too few items.

Good afternoon xivg

only 2.0 kids will get this reference

youtube.com/watch?v=pZb1E1_WwNc

hows this for normal people

tho i changed the upper floor to a library now

...

It's not even slutty...it's a tank top. It's comfy.

THIS is slutty.

>All the normal houses are just people who dim the lights in a Haukke themed room and stuff it with books

post pits

my house is not supposed to be normal..

>people try to decorate houses in a game as woefully limited as this
LOL

what variety bro

I tried.

They're both pretty slutty. That one's just stupid in addition.

more

...

Dude just watch the cutscene after Final Steps of Faith again, that one was huuuuuge.

le funney danceing skeleton

Explain youself, Balmung.

because you are fucking rude

>People copied my room
I'm not surprised

I can barely see anything, how is that then slutty?
what this guy said

Because the idea is totally original and you were the first to ever think of it, yeah.

REEEEEE
GET OUT OF MY DUTY ROULETTES.

its not like you are the first person with this idea
but your room looks nice

Paks... nuff said

Seto is cute!!

But hes good and nice and cute.

Is that better or worse than cramming as many glowing primal "prestige" furniture into your house as you, with the mandatory shower and hot tub, of course.

Here's the upper floor in the cottage my friend was kind enough to share with a handful of others including me! I'm going to work on it at a later date but it'll do as a kitchen and dining area for now.
Matoya's cave theme fits really well ahh