Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

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Old >I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
gw2dungeons.net/
dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W

Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Alright senpai, who wants another unique line of Vae ERP? I have one more, but this time it's from Vuncia.

This one will be different, since the last one wasn't exciting enough.

I'll reveal the person's name at the end of this one if someone rolls a 7, like last time.

Didn't mean to cuck your question bro, I'll answer it right here.

Current activity: nothing
Goals: ascended gear
Favorite thing: erping

Rikki smacking big round butts

HOPE 3.0's rat pack>other rat packs.

Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

There's only 2 active Veeky Forums guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even Veeky Forums, stop posting this troll list all the time please.

This, they don't shit up the thread with petty drama.

This is a bullshit post, ignore it.

Samefag

I'm not kidding at all, dorf doesn't even recruit from this board, don't mislead newfriends.

(OP)
(You)
Nice meme.

Why?

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Fuck you guys, I thought you cEUcks loved Vuncia..

Umaruposters are so bad.

When is the next living story? Anet press is so vague and terrible.

>can't even post a screen and instead obviously edited the text
Thanks for proving me right faggot.

>not believing me

How can gravity be real if our eyes aren't real?

Time to pay up.

Why do you idiots think a random post with the number counts? He needs to actually roll. Newfags smfh.

>not capitalizing every word
NEWFAGS SMFH

He linked your post retard, you wouldn't care though since you just want people to bump your dead thread

tfw no fruitbat femcharr wife

I'm not even going to finish reading your post, I know I'm right.
>Veeky Forums doesn't like rolling for things anymore
tfw..

Florburz

>page 10
>25 replies

tfw can't wrap my bat wings around user

we're all gonna make it brah

>page 10 again

>think about playing again after half a year brake
>check out what's new
>literally everything new is cash shop shit
No wonder this general is so dead. Anet must really hate their game.

Alright everybody, spread out and search for any sign of the missing femsura

Found the redditor

found the shill

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30 more minutes until this thread falls off

Who is the missing femsura?

I'm pretty sure 95% of the plebbitors in that thread will never even kill xera. Why complain about being able to get a cool item when you would never have gotten it as a raid reward anyways.

If you haven't killed xera you literally can't complain.

I'm going to FUCK Xera

user never even mentioned xera shit, fuck off shill

I'm going to not ignore it to spite you lol

This femsura hasn't been seen in the last 24 hours. She was last seen hanging around femcharr in the Salma district

>page 10
Rats are getting lazier by the day

chop chop drosera delete the thread and don't make a new one

Chop Chop dros post nudes

I wish

REMOVE RAT remove rat you are worst rat. you are the rat idiot you are the rat smell. return to caves. to our cave cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,rata sum we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole rat stink rata sum sqhipere shqipare..rat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead rat..ahahahahahRATA SUM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ascalon .rata sum we kill the king , rata sum return to your precious cave….hahahahaha idiot rat and rata sum smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE RAT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. ascalon+kryta+orr+cantha=kill rat…you will ascalon/grast alive in rata sum, grast making commissar of kryta . fast rap grast ascalon. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of grast… you are ppoor stink rat… you live in a floating turd hahahaha, you live in a rock grast alive numbr one #1 in ascalon ….fuck the rats ,..FUCKk ashol rats no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. grast aliv and real strong wizard kill all the rat golem with dredge magic now we the krytans rule .ape of the zoo presidant zojja fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and rata sum wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. kryta greattst countrey

STILL NO ROLLS?!

Kick mike from hopecord please?

Nobody cares about your shitty log of Vae shitposting, fuck off.

Keep trying, user.

this user already won the roll and you didnt deliver, kys

You fucking idiot, he wasn't rolling for anything, that's not how it works.

No one actually should, but here we are.

Why are you defending ArenaNet? You don't have to have played a part of the game to want it respected. What we know so far is enough, they take items that couldn't be added into game loot tables and slap them into the gemstore for profit instead of leaving it behind to be forgotten about or, gasp, add it later? They profit from laziness, it also sheds light into why certain parts of the game seem so void of special loot. Either ArenaNet leaves it behind to be forgotten or sells it on the gemstore. There's silly items in the gemstore that fit right in and then there's armor sets, armor skins, black lion weapon skins (tormented, zodiac, etc), that might've made legit in-game rewards for future content. Chaos gloves too, could've been added to the GW2 version of the Underworld.

They say that there's a huge misconception going on but that mask is literally a back item that drops from the Xera loot chest at the end but used as a mask. Even on the charr model it's nothing special to accommodate for the charr facial proportions, it looks silly as fuck and just like the back item. This would all be fine and dandy if GW2 was a purely Free To Play MMORPG but it wasn't and it isn't. F2P was forced upon us because the game was dwindling in population and ArenaNet didn't want there to be a paywall to play their little HoT "expansion." You need to buy HoT to raid and with the info exposed on the Xera mask, we KNOW they're just tossing items that weren't added as raid rewards over to the gemstore team to sell. Why charge for HoT if you're going to do that?

This pops up during a content drought too, of course people are mad. What the fuck?

>abloo bloo bloo i didnt like your post so it didnt count!
next youll say it doesnt count if they dont specifically say roll go back to /b/ you retard

>user can see the future
>he chooses to use his precious gift on an anonymous imageboard
For shame..

>tfw HOPE still hasnt posted a good toon
What do you even do HOPE? Except Shitpost

i think everyone in hope is ignoring you senpai

because they dont a single good toom
LOL!

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yea ok man... haha.. they dont have any toons.. haha...

>tfw HOPE still hasn't beaten VG

post lineups

If only Calsi was still here, everything would be so much better

I want drosera to cum all over my chest after fucking me for 45 minutes

shut up rikki!!

rare lineup incoming

>wonder why there's so much HOPE shitposting
>it's NA primetime
Of course.

Female Asuras.

I like that Oothier's clothes look kind of plant-like, your inner-Sylvari is still shining through.

But is there any reward?

>HOPE primetime
>right now

is that fucking blorrt

>will never erp with an army of drosera and femsera clones

why

>tfw no row of submissive naked femcharrs to thoroughly breed them one by one and stuff them with cubs

>be me
>log into the game after a long break
>the gold to gem conversion ratio increased tenfold
>the price of ascended/legendary crafting materials increased tenfold
>a friend tells me that now the gold and karma drop rates are way lower

The "mmo without grinding", truly. I think I'll just quit it for real.

>bew "new player"...

no wait nvm, i just saw the poster count

guess i go to reddit asking my questions lel

Gold has never been easier to make

Who was in 3.0?

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sleep tight squatfu

>tfw you will never be a submissive naked femcharr

sleep tight squatfu

sleep tight squatfu

...WAKE UP! WAKE UP, RIKKI!!
WAKE UP WAKEUP AAAAAAAAAAAARIKKI!!!

Is my attempt at Lady of Pain worth putting 150 gold on?

Ignore the dyes, it's impossible to do proper dyejob on preview.

You already got a reply but inflation is due to gold being easier to acquire.

the cute spotted plant girl is cute! CUTE!

Is it? As I said I've heard it's harder now, didn't try to farm it yet though. But even then the inflation is WAY to big to be justified by that.

Why do you have so many necromancers, you corpsefucker?

>But even then the inflation is WAY to big to be justified by that.

it's really not.

It's definitely not harder.

One of the best methods is doing the AB Octovine meta and opening the grand chests at the end. Not only do you get rares and exotic but karma vials and other things from the meta completion rewards as well like black diamonds and amalgamated gem stones.


It's stupid how fast you make money doing this and they might even nerf it.

sleep tight squatfu

>mfw trying to ERP with a virg

body parts don't work like that...

Dungeons in this game are utter misery. One wipe and everyone leaves, but no one knows what they're doing so it's a constant stream of wipes regardless. Why bother?

Body parts don't work how?

Remember when Destiny's Edge actually did stuff?

Mostly just the "balls deep" thing. Maybe I'm just shallow, but it's literally impossible if you have a 10" megacock. Even 5" is pushing it.

Into which hole?

I'm going to go balls deep in snufflefu user