Why don't you have a daki of you're waifu yet, /owg/?
Juan Cooper
Maebbie is like a wildlife documentary host
treading dangerous territory where no man has ever gone before
Wyatt Miller
Has Blizzard fixed the bug where you stop getting credit for everything you do in a match? Really starting to piss me off.
Isaac Adams
Here is a comic I drew last night while drinking and watching SGDQ.
Jason Cruz
Daddy
Angel Diaz
why don't you have a pillow to fill her up and make her all warm and plushy, /user/?
Nolan Taylor
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Ethan Ross
>jump a guy as tracer >blink around doing fuck all damage >blink away in shame one day
Ethan Cooper
The ones with a loaded gun, and the ones who dig, you dig.
Luis Gomez
I don't think there is a reason. They're just idiots who can't make a mp fps right
Austin Cruz
>Doing placement match >Hanamura >Enemy team wins round in 1:30 >4 members of our team were afk >"Sorry we were playing Pokemon Go" >mfw And then we won because two of the other teams members left and then they all left and I'm now 4-1 in placements somehow
Brayden Ortiz
How do we fix Defense heroes? Soldier fulfills their role better and Pharah counters all of them (sans Widow) which leads to an extremely boring meta of Pharah + Soldier + tanks and supports.
Charles Green
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Angel Gonzalez
>Mcree and Widomaker got nerfed >now people infinitely bitch about my street swine of honest hooks and based Russian omnic remover These tears are delicious.
Owen Bailey
LOL
Blake Reed
I main Symmetra and Bastion
Chase Lee
>Roadhog mains pretend their hero is balanced so they can continue to abuse him in comp: Episode 900
Can't wait to see how the characters develop in this episode!
Adrian Collins
1st for blizzard knowing fuck all about competitive fps
Ethan Butler
this is a dangerous idea, but give Bastion his shield back
Just a reminder that Sombra will be even worse than Failyatta
Isaac Bailey
Hidden
Parker Cox
What if you weren't allowed to join competitive mode without a working microphone?
Kevin Bennett
Whose going to be next weeks hero to cry about?
Jayden Jenkins
reminder that "Roadhog feeds ult" is a retarded thing to point out as a weakness
Asher Nelson
Support snabber confirmed.
Christopher Adams
Roadhog is completely balanced, he's just a really good solo queue hero because of how self-sufficient he is and he can actually do well when you have 6 unorganized shitters who don't focus fire the whale of a man when he walks out. He's a walking ult battery.
James Wright
>Reinhardt
Jayden White
Why did I never realize how fun Lucio is?
Christopher Robinson
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Evan Long
it'll take at least 8 episodes for them to charge up, then another 3 to fight and maybe 4 to finish each other off
Angel Ortiz
>still no cat noir buffs
Robert Stewart
sorry, it's really bad
Ian Ortiz
nothing like back to to back ults from the same person to ruin the game
Henry Johnson
Yeah. Good. And Bad. gremlin faggotry is the bad btw
Lucas Myers
Please Please Blizzard
Dont go with the same boring beauty conventions as every other character
Make Sombra an old lady, not another hot chick with an anti aging excuse
Grayson Powell
no one would play it.
Cameron Sullivan
black people on console don't count, get cucked fatty
Jack Sanchez
Sorry bae!
Henry Reyes
aight /owg/ its time to make ourselves a counterpicking guide lets start with ONE HERO AT A TIME Let's go down the list Genji Who beats genji easily? who does genji easily beat?
Isaiah Taylor
>consolebabby >applefag Literally pottery.
Joshua Sanchez
She'll probably be about Mercy's age
Caleb Cruz
>play Pharah >lose Why do I suck with her /owg/
Austin Myers
Because there's no Reinhardt or Roadhog daki.
Henry Richardson
>Feeds ult >It's like shooting at the broadside of a barn >Has a low rate of fire and magazine size >Is almost completely reliant on hook cooldown for kills
I can't wait until the next round of crying about heroes. Reinhardt will be the next big target, I'm guessing.
Jonathan Wilson
me ooga balance booga
Oliver Brooks
>You can sit there all day if you want, I kind of like it up here What did he mean by this?
Lincoln Cruz
let me help you out with that
Kayden Sanders
kill yourself
Jeremiah Hill
Yeah but Mercy looks like a 21 year old
Ian Gutierrez
Winston, Mei, McCree
Bastion, Mercy, Zenyatta
Juan Johnson
I need pictures. Pictures of Zarya being cute and a heterosexual female
Isaac Torres
>Keep being placed on the non-underdog team
Why? One point difference is not an underdog
Grayson Wood
it's okay honey just delete it please. I promise everything is going to be alright.
Ryan Diaz
she's just not a very good hero in general
Kayden Bennett
>that Symmetra man chin
Spot on.
Nolan Scott
>be roadhog >tracer farms her ult from me, whatever >then she uses her ult on me >i press e >goto 1
why not use that ult on that juicy lucio tho?
Matthew Harris
Shit, forgot pic.
Thomas Diaz
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Elijah Parker
they're probably children or people with disabilities
Jordan Roberts
wait until season 2
Tyler Hill
got a new edge master
Zachary Cooper
I don't like this meme at all, but the only thing to say here is git gud. Pharah is a top tier hero.
Ryder Allen
alright genji down also wouldn't zarya be a good pick against genji too?
Next up is Mcree
Charles Reed
If I'm 1 v 6 should I just disconnect? I'll admit I do love just saying fuck it and trying it out Plus the exp and free golds are good, I just don't wanna piss everyone off for wasting their time.
Alexander Russell
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Isaac Wood
>play any hero but soldier 69 >lose
epic game
Brayden Carter
I don't understand why people are bitching about Roadhog
Reaper is way fucking worse with better DPS and his fucking escape
James Gonzalez
im not saying roadhog is overpowered im saying it's a stupid thing to list as a weakness
because if roadhog feeds ult because he has high HP is a weakness then it follows that roadhog would actually be better if he had less HP because he wouldn't feed as much ultimate
do you think a 300HP roadhog would be as good as a 600HP roadhog?
Anthony Wilson
winston McCree or Mei. Zarya works too
Bastion Mercy and he can shut down Tracer I guess
Blake Ortiz
>a heterosexual female
Thomas Taylor
>play comp >stuck playing mercy >giving callouts to my team about flanks and telling them to group and contest so i can rez them >only one other guy uses his mic near the end >"OH MY GOD SHUT UP STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO PLAY AN OFFENSE HERO IF YOU'RE SO GOOD WHY AREN'T YOU LEVEL 100 YET"
nigga pls
Jonathan Gray
Why is double Rein so fun? >leapfroging shields >protecting two sides of the payload >two hammers for extreme knockback and making it hard for anyone to aim at anything but you >TWO EARTHSHATTERS >one shields, one deals >even if you kill one you still have to deal with another fucking Reinhardt Even if they counter pick something like pharah your 76 (and the rest of your team) should have more than enough room to aim freely at her.
Alexander Murphy
Pharah + Mercy is a top tier hero. Pharah on her own is ok. Its a huge difference when its a pocket mercy combo or not.
Wyatt Powell
>tfw you finally become one with roadhog's m2 and hook range
Josiah Reyes
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Connor Cox
>Is almost completely reliant on hook cooldown for kills
free (you), only one you're getting, so don't fish for more out of me.
Luis Howard
Mei can easily beat everyone
saved you some time
Lucas Nelson
No, he'd be better if he had ways to actually mitigate just eating bullets, like mobility or defensive cooldowns that block damage.
But he doesn't. He's just a big block of refilling HP that you can shoot endlessly.
Cameron Ward
Tracer > Mei > Genji > Hanzo
Tyler Sanders
>0 recoil >0 spread if you tap the tigger >0 skill required
How are you bad at the one hero that has it all?
Christian Green
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Benjamin Wood
Widow 76 Roadhog since the nerf. Hanzo works
Farah Tracer Genji maybe Lucio too because flashbang
Christopher Walker
>there are literal leftists from tumblr in this very general RIGHT NOW
Get the fuck off my board.
Jason Cooper
i want to see lucio's manlet BBC fuck mercy
mercy on BLACKED when?
Chase Morgan
this is literally pointless if you're just going to take the first person's opinion as if it's fact
do some strawpolls or something
Luke Wilson
Found one
John Thomas
>Blizzard forum full of people complaining some heros are too hard to play and that the game needs easier ones
Why the fuck are people so bad at video games
Hunter Kelly
nice reading comprehension nigger
Alexander Price
Tracer can be a pain if you can't last a that sweet sweet icicle headshot.
Asher Lopez
Zarya was never this cute with her Gaston Jawline
She probably looked like Brienne as a teen
Jace Jenkins
I wonder if there's people above rank 50 that would actually doubt switching to Pharah Junkrat and Bastion to counter that
Xavier Wilson
Everyone can counter McCree by not getting close to him.
Jason Cook
>losing game >everyone goes dva and tracer xDDDD
Cooper Morgan
So when are they going to add the ability to opt out of backfilling?