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Reminder to resist the dreadful Luxuria.
May the Lord grant the ones in this thread with the might to not succumb to the charms of the pagan sea witches.
Let it be known that nothing good will be obtained through earthly possession. The riches of the heart are the ones the Lord sees and the one ownership that allows salvation everlasting.
Do not let the carnal urges taint your soul any further.

first for PALADINS

I want to smell Jing's wings.

Chaac is hilariously fun

Holy shit that's fucking cute.

Fucking hell shens crazy. Is thorns Hades any good?

um, where the fuck did my viking chests go?

why i every match a stooooooooooomp

>why i every match a stooooooooooomp
What did he mean by this?

>didn't remove the "upcoming" from the patch

Fucking idiot

How I build Jing?

Anyone main Bellona here? What is your standard build for her?

>motd
>some idiot builds vanguard 5th item

Why are the shitters always on my fucking team

Like every other hunter.

Anyone main Susano here? What is your standard build for him?

should I join one of the clans? everyone here makes them seem like sociopathic turboautists so i feel like i'd fit right in

JUST BOUGHT UNDYING XING TIAN
WHAT BUILD FOR HIM
WHY IS GOING FULL ABILITY POWER SO FUN

I just started playing so I don't really know much besides Qin Sais is a good item on them.

You play another hunter

max attackspeed with rage and DB.

Hel is fucking OP again, nerf when?

Why is it that whenever I call and lock jungle first, someone else locks loki and says they want to jungle and then disconnect halfway through after feeding the enemy mid?

necklace of stop being a faggot obsessed with video game ass
hammer of good goy giving shekels for the summer skin
reinforced greaves
shroud of disappointed parents
axe of the considered suicide
last is situational

I go transcendence > asi > DB > Whatever > titans bane
You can also get devo gloves and/or qins
Jotunns or mystic mail > qins or frostbound > frostbound or qins > tank item > tank item or pen item
Jotunns > breastplate > some other damage item > some other damage or pen item or bulwark
Curse > pestilence > brawlers or divine ruin
Play guardians > want to kill self because you picked guardian and loki is feeding anyway > rage quit

average loki shitter

what

They should just remove Hel from the game, since it's obvious they have no idea what to do with her.

>have to get 3 items just to counter 1 god
>implying this is balanced

t. Hel main

She's great at selling shitty skins.

You only need one. Curse is LITTERALY free

I am sure I got btfo in the battle of wits here, but at least I will post it here for all to vicariously laugh at my expense


for some context it was a 28 - 0 hyperjoust game, SWK vs Agni

Rockabilly Girlpower and a beautiful snakeskin for dusa, what else to expect?

F R E E

Frey skin might be good.
Shark Sobek and crab Khepri are elder god tier.

>whisper someone to talk shit
>proceed to shit on them for whispering you
You're some kind of sperg.

>With the release of Jing Wei, we stopped providing God Icons for purchase. Icons have resource restrictions to them (you can only have so many before we start pushing memory caps) so we have started limiting which ones we provide and make available. In general we see people enjoy the more fun event ones over a God Icon.

- HirezPonPon

Game so poorly made that it can't handle more icons HA

>tfw there's always one jackass that hangs out in the enemy fountain after wiping their team

god this motd just attracts the dregs

Paladins is getting icons soon, I'm sure they just have their interns working on those instead. We'll get all our icons back soon.

b-but the artists don't work on the game!!!!

Of course this begs the question what the actual fuck are the programmers doing. But then again, they can barely keep the servers up without them shitting themselves multiple times a day

So I should build along dong like an auto attacker right?

Does anybody main Ragnarok Force X Thor? What are some good build for that skin?

>for that skin?

Those games that feel like they take 10 years off your lifespan

I want Kali to rub her cocks against my face

no homo

user pls, futa isn't until Friday.

I really love her more as a female, but that might not be so bad either.

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I don't like his voice desu

I don't either desu senpai but I'm using him anyway

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>Tfw he fights for his friends

I'm glad golden bow is gone.

The voice is the cringiest shit in the game tbqh famalam.

>I'm glad Cupid is now unusable
Ftfy

Sobek has too many good skins.

>cropping out the rest
Wow, you posted an image that shows absolutely nothing!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and?

>I'm glad Jing Wei is garbage now

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It's like they didn't even try at all with erlang.

We anime now

maybe the voice of reason left the window when I decided to actually talk back to randoms over the internet, I do not know but I felt like I had to retort in some way

he was doin some p cheeky backdooring at that

But it clearly shows you talking shit first. It's not a reply.

okay it is not a reply, I see where I err now, it is just that schadenfreude is quite a thing to behold when I predict the next line or action, I do most of these 'cocky' lines as shock value to boot

*tips fedorah*

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Jigz
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Masked
Baskin

Do you like being spied on?

Literally who's?

>tfw winning every fight until someone dcs
>still beat the shit out of them but it's just too much CC to deal with

like I fucking outdamaged their goddamn he bo with xing but it's just too difficult

...

>enemy has the upperhand
>ult them
>kill them
>they quit on the spot
lol

>fucking up entire team as chaac
>how could we lose that they had no chance
>rama is farming lane
>legendary skin loki is getting speed buff
>we're on their titan with 3 phoenix down

I don't get it man

Steam does the same thing, but far more damning. It's just bandwidth used at certain times, and stuff like that.

someone tweet this faggot to show us the player population so we can laugh

>Search for a game
>Accept the join
>Then immidiately leave on god select
Nigga do you go to the barber, sit in the chair, then just leave? Why search if you don't want to play?

Why do these faggots play for 4 minutes then bail?

we are under the 50k daily.
we are not that dead

>MFW I fucking love playing Sylvanus
>MFW building Heartward Amulet
>MFW standing in my 20MP5 seeds
>MFW Using multi potions and mana potions
>MFW meditation
DID YOU NEED MANA
HERE'S SOME MANA FOR YOU
AND SOME HEALS FOR YOU
AND SOME MORE MANA FOR YOU
AND YOU
AND A HEAL FOR YOU
AND A HEAL FOR ME
AND A MANA FOR YOU
AND A MANA FOR ME

FUCKING A.
LEAVING LANE BECAUSE YOU'RE LOW ON HP OR MANA? NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF IT

I ONLY GO BACK TO BASE WHEN I'VE GOT ENOUGH FOR 1.5 ITEMS

SYLVANUS IS THE SHIT

I had a sylanus in lane with me that kept stacking pods in the same area, I don't think he didn't realize the aura didn't stack

Also he kept going on about how we had to defend them with our lives.

Honestly think he was high as fuck

>they actually made the tennis Freya skin
Grats, user.

Naw bro, he's a dipstick
If you're playing something like Conquest spend the first minute going to the first tower in each lane and drop a seed off. That way everyone in each tower has the regen. If you're playing something like Joust, I personally like to set them all up in a circular zone under the tower so that the whole tower zone is an MP regen zone, as well as placing one of the pods infront of the tower so the seed can block a basic attack from a hunter or something.

It's called dodging you console shitter. People do it if they don't like the team comp. Some idiots do it because the God they wanted to play gets before they could

what?

source?

>summer even bellona skin
>not bikini Poolseidon style skin with toy hammer that squeaks on slam
Plus that voice acting is horrible

my ass

Players like you make me super happy. I love supports who go all out like that. Thanks user, you've done well.

>I never type "gg" in post game chat

I only type gg when it was actually a good game. Not a stomp in either direction

Same, I just move on to the next game desu.

>Not typing "Its just business kid" after every win
Do you even edge?

Erlang is surprisingly fun to play.

I'm not glad Golden Bow is dead, but i'm glad it's gone.

>from plat 3 in s2 to bronze 1 now
>all thanks to a bunch of feeders and leavers

Hooray for smite

I'm generally happy to pay any role aside from mid so I just try and pick last unless I specifically want something, usually works out well because I can attempt to fill gaps

MEANWHILE, IN SUMMER OF SMITE.

I got hard from looking at this

I love playing support, but it's hard to support when you're solo queuing :(

yeah this is erection worthy

Dumb phone user.