Female Reaper Edition
Official Stuff
us.battle.net
>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net
over.gg
>/owg/ ID List
docs.google.com
>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
docs.google.com
>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com
>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
masteroverwatch.com
>Official Comics
comic.playoverwatch.com
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First for D.Va buffs when
Perfection
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hana song
4th for Symmetra is best character in game
Why is Mercy such a moralfag?
Remove widowmakers grapple
Bastion nerfs when
>no irl Lena gf
bulge where
Review and Reply
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Does Mercy spreading her wings (Shift or hold space) increase her hitbox?
how the fuck do people aim with tracer
Any advice for playing Tracer or Genji?
I'm thinking about buying the "Devil Mercy" skin now:
>SHITGULL.
>Want to play zenyatta
>pick zenyatta
>team bitchs and complains until I pick mercy or lucio
Why is it so hard to play what i want
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Because shes the game's token German and can do no wrong!
Skill
Mercy and D.Va is purer than purestrain Colombian cocaine
Why do I feel that I only tolerate D.va if she is in her Junker attire?
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Post handsome overwatch agents.
she's not german and there is a german in the game
>has trouble with bastion
>Play Lucio on KotH
>Get top healing by default and top objective time by being an annoying little shit wallriding
Is 2 golds enough to mitigate my rank tanking if I take a loss?
> console controllers are harder to aim with
> there's an actual achievement to headshot someone while in the air with widow
Holy fuck I'm never going to get that one
Those two seem to have worked closely together quite often.
because koreans and pro gamers are disgusting
but....
she's sweedish
Reminder
Female fanservice: Hanzo, Soldier
Gay fanservice: McCree, Reinhardt, Lucio
looks like trash= is trash pottery
Quick guys should I get sporty Tracer or anubis Pharah?
>has trouble recognising sarcasm
>swiss
>german
no
atleast the german guy in the game has the decency to not speak in his home language so he doesnt confuse his teammates
stupid
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Skimpy reaper skin, when?
>footfags
Where does chat noir fit in?
WW2 guilt
>SHITGULL V2.
because tummy
You only need one sucker to make your day.
>play competitive
>get koth
>leave game
>do this until I get suspended
>use my connection at blizzard to get a new key applied to my account
LOL
Rank 56 now. Am I gud yet /owg/
After skimpy Morrison
Well stupid nationality mix up aside she is the token Swiss and being ultra neutral and humanitarian is like the Swiss stereotype.
How'd I do guys? I tried my best but I kept getting teams full of shitters!
it's missing mcmeme's high noon speed
With all the beautiful parts you can find in a woman's body, footfags have chosen one of the ugliest...
Posh tracer. If already owned, anubis
anubis Pharah
get Posh Tracer or wait for better skins besides Slipstream
>Torb uses his chibi art for his emails and shit
how does this work? the mech comes back at less health if D.va is at low health?
Or did hanzo just shoot a couple arrows and then a scatter?
Swiss.
Mercy is from Switzerland
Reinhardt is from Germany
Torbjorn is from Sweden
Soldier 69, reporting for doody!
Of course you're on a team of shitters you are one
The latter.
you did great
-lucio
how many times did you tried this shit?
i just got the el blanco skin for Reaper
what are some good musics to play with this skin?
Gay
Doesn't have D. Va's speed when shooting.
>tfw have the makings of a good Reinhardt but have too much fun bashing people outside the head with his rocket powered hammer and get carried away
>you will never kiss Tracer
when is riot going to nerf these champs?
Depends on the team. Zenyatta is useless without a good choke point and a couple tanks guarding. On PC he's probably completely useless.
Immediately dropping out of the mech as soon as I get in it isn't anywhere NEAR as frustrating as getting shot as I'm getting in the mech and it counting as a kill on D.Va and not MEKA.
D.Va needs invincibility frames in places where you have absolutely no way to control shit. There's no reason that I should be effortlessly punished just for playing the game.
Why does Torb write "despite"? I don't understand it in this context.
>No catmaid reaper skin
>No "Cleaning the area voiceline"
>No "You've got to be kitten me" voiceline.
The mech takes damage while it's coming up, so Hanzo just had to DPS it down while it couldn't move. They really should make it so a mech dropping does AoE damage around it with a kill zone directly under it, so it stops people from sitting there camping for a free mech kill.
>subjectivity is fact
I thought girls loved the whole Cowboy thing and Soldier might be seen as too old for a lot of them.
How can this go downhill
when it was shit from the beggining?
>blaming placement rank on shitters
>when even if you go 3-7, as long as you contribute to the match and not jerk off in the corner, you can get rank 44
I don't believe you
>Blizzard are just pretending to care about overwatch and hyping up there new le ebin casual meme sport to amass NEET bucks and parents credit card money so they can invest it all back into reviving their ultimate cash cow: WoW in a few months
>They will stop giving a shit about this game since they already made their shekels and it will continue to be a technically broken mess with poor balance for casual shitters that main hanzo and genji to have """fun""" with
Prove me wrong, infact screenshot this post so you'll have it in a few months when everything I said here comes true.
Cool Genji gameplay.
Good, she probably has cooties.
He knows Mercy is gonna say no to his designs for weaponizing healing technology.
>Play competitive
>Play decently if not well
>Quick play
>Lose all sense of what the fuck I'm doing and suck dick
>They really should make it so a mech dropping does AoE damage around it with a kill zone directly under it
It does already unless I'm getting you wrong. Currently you can kill people with the drop mech, but they need to be really close.
>inb4 she says it's a weapon for killing people
>It's a weapon for killing people!
who's this slut and why do I love her
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He's basically saying that he knows Mercy is going to cry about how it's a WEAPON and WEAPONS R BAD GUIZE, but the tech she contributed to the gun isn't weaponized at all.
You first.
thought this was that one girl from life is strange desu
Ciri?
Switzerland and Sweden are pretty much the same exact place.
No yet. get to 57 that will put you one standard deviation above the mean, thats when you can call yourself good.
>tfw playing on a toaster with wifi instead of an ethernet connection
>still managed 50
Would be an easy rank 65-70 if I was playing on a proper computer with a good internet connection
this is what you get when you out waifus in a motherfucking videogame
Welcome back, reaper teleport guy
this +bh
>Before the competitive update
>Perfect connection
>After the competitive update
>You have lost connection to the server 10 times a day
ROLLAN
Sure, user.
to be fair McCree is handsome enough that he can be considered for both
but Soldier is a fan favorite among grills
dat bulge
>no tall white socks under the sandals