/owg/ - Overwatch General

Bastion with a pink bow is cute!

>ranked basicly boils down to whoever has 2 healers wins
>whenever both teams have 2 healer it's dependent on the rest of the comp
>Whenevery one team has 2 healers they will win 99% of the time
>From soloque to 6stack my team always refuses to pick a second healer and we lose
>so far i've heard my retarded teams say that there is no reason to have 2 healers on:
>Attack
>Defence
>Payload
>CP
>KoTH
>When we have 2 tanks
>When we have a S76
>When we have a roadhog

>"But you can play healer"
>Everytime i switch to play second healer the first one switches to some dumbass pick and refuses to switch back.

How the fuck do i escape from this hell?
Not even playing in a 6stack is helping here.

Best Synergy
Best Girls
Best Ship

>no tracer gf

omnic tank hero when

i bought it on the xbox one and my friends and i have been really enjoying playing in the quick play and the week brawl modes this game is great

i like to play hanzo but im not good at him because its hard to aim so then i play either bastion because its easier to aim or torbojron because i dont have to aim *he he*

Buff
Soldier
Zarya
Mercy
Lucio

Nerf
Zenyatta
D.Va
Bastion
Hanzo
Mei

Seperate queues for KOTH and PL.

I would improve the tickrate.

guess my mmr lads

played duo 75% trio 25% with people i found on Veeky Forums no voice comms

>get out dicks pushed in on gibralter
>push their dicks in on girbralter
>the god of luck has graced us with attack
>they go bastion/reinhardt cheese
>THEY GO BASTION/REINHARDT CHEESE ON THE LITTLE LEDGE ABOVE THE ARCH
>tfw I just jet up and go through the tunnel as Pharah, on top of the shipping container, then boop them off

Why ANYONE would set up there is beyond me.
Fucking bastion players are awful.

Anyone have a goal rank? I'm trying to get to 60, after that I won't care if I lose

Am I the only one who deosn't ship these two? Please fuck off back to tumblr, you degenerate.

make hana's mech look better. i hate the design honestly

Dva has 16 mechs that she retreats to every time one is destroyed, Babushka doll style

Bastion

Griiiind on meee

Change after everyone leaves the spawn room

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Playing it on xbone is surprisingly comfy. I won a copy of it for console, so I figured why not play it, and honestly? I prefer it over PC.

55

>Skimpy outfits for every hero in the game
That counts as "one thing" right?^^

Tell blizzard it's ok to give new weapons to classes.

what's your sens /owg/ ?
i'm finally getting used to use 6 with my 800dpi cheap chink mouse and can land headshots with Tracer easily now

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winton's ult shout should be something like RUARGHHH I'M GOING BANANAS instead of just a generic ape sound

If Junkrat and Roadhog did go straight, what job would they do?

.. Okay, I'll allow it, since you could theoretically make it a "skin set" or something.

Pharah

Give Lucio Symmetra's gun

I kinda wish Tracer was American instead of Australian.

If you're competent I'd love an FR for ranked play. Trying to dig myself out of a self made solo Q hole

Interscepter.

>play Zarya
>kill mercy
>few seconds later, we wipe the rest of the team
>payload is 10m from the goal
>enemy Mercy runs out of spawn and tries to float to the corpses of her team to revive them
>solo ult her
>she's stuck just outside the spawn door and unable to reach her dead teammates

So how does one get a good mindsetting?
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The one thinbg that keep me from continuing playing Overwatch is my anger.

For some reason i get unbelievably mad when someone does retarded shit or we lose because my team is doing bullshit plays.

I dont cry in chat or anything but instead dont play at all

What do?

Where's the lowest ranked player in your group at now?

That bubble is NOT gum, that's my seamen

weapon skins and hero skins are two categories
I just want Lionhardt with a golden axe

CATCHPHRASE

Pharah is best waifu

Lad...what are the matches like?

Mercy's too old to be playing around.

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garbagemole: professional pyrotechnic
promenadehog: bouncer

>Nerfing DVa

Why do you hate Korea, user?

Automotive Repair

Did they fix the leaver issues ? Hadn't logged in for days and got an update.

I'm at six in game, I think, with 1300 dpi cause I've got a small ass mousepad.

...is one of the cutest female characters ever created.

Improve defense heroes. Aside from Widow the other defense heroes are weak.

Man Reaper is so fun on defense instead of attack!

That's not a very good idea.

I meant more that they should have the ability to have a separate weapon, like a different rocket launcher for pharah.

Shit that changes the playstyle completely though should be made into different classes (see: demoknight)

>Game says "Traveling to Dorado"
>You don't actually get on a boat, plane, or bus

70, highest is 69 and I'm 66 currently

She's legitimately gorgeous

Been waiting 5 minutes for a comp placement match.

Fun game.

but what do you do when you recall and you get put facing the opposite direction of the enemies?

>middle of a teamfight
>your ult charges
post yfw

I would give Zarya blonde hair and a pixie cut.

I don't get it

This

They contain 1 fuckhead who plays Mei and walls of the rest of their team
It's him

>Go 8-2 in placements
>Rank 55
>Top 21%
>Find out it means fuck all because the ranking system is broken beyond belief

That was the cancer that killed Tf2.

Do your best. Get a group.

Postan patch notes

I like this Indian lady. You post her a lot.
Lightskinned Desis are a blessing.

...is THE best female character created

How often do you get flamed? What's the worst anyone has said to you?

>Blizzard defended hero stacking

> Mercy runs out and 5 man rez as the payload is 2m from the cap
> Toblestein
> Quintuple kill
> POTG

pray to jesus

My Lucio
>Lol nice shitstep bro :^)
Enemy Lucio
>Masterwork symphony, second coming of fucking Mozart
My Zarya
>Fuck never healed, always dead, never heals
Enemy Zarya
>Mercy's face is in her ass giving her analingus while having constant healgasms
My D.va
>Hana ga Kuru, Immortal Pink Comet
Enemy D.va
>Get in the fucking MEKA Shinji!
My Reaper
>Literally team can't be heavy enough, carry that shit up a mountain.
Enemy Reaper
>xXxDeathKingxXx666

Please help.

Rolling

w o r n . o u t . f a c e s

>Only one player left to pick a Hero
>Team is pretty well balanced, player can't go wrong with most Heroes
>They pick Hanzo/Widowmaker

Every fucking time

I don't understand how most people don't understand Hanzo/Widow is a useless addition to any team

are there any more?

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My winrate

who /torb/ here?

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I'M SLOWLY DRIFTING TO YOU
THE STARS AND THE PLANETS
ARE CALLING ME
A BILLION YEARS AWAY FROM YOU
I'M ON MY WAY
I'M ON

no

>Reinhardt
>ult charges right as your shield breaks
>their 3 squishies all line up

I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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> There will never be a master blaster Junkrat and Roadhog

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

I MADE A MISTAKE

do you stream. I want to see a match PLEASE.

>shitters want 2 healers
>they don't realise Mercy is picked solely for her rez

Why is she so perfect bros ?

Thanks, forgot there is the patch notes on client. I checked playoverwatch and the specific forum section but there was nothing there.

I always just boot up the Bnet and click play.