/owg/ - Overwatch General

>mfw losing a game because I got hooked through a wall and unable to sound barrier
Great game Blizzard

When is D.va getting buffs

Daily reminder that if you are not making the enemy mercy a top priority target then you suck.

>calibrate at 62
>slowly climb up to 69
>lose one
>about to win, enemy ragequits
>lose one
>about to win, enemy ragequits again
>end up spiraling down to 60 MMR even though I have a winrate above 50%
just fuck this retarded system, this season is not worth playing

>Just don't get hooked haha
That would work if Roadhog's hook didn't exist in the 5th dimension and would drag you through walls to pull him into his outplay shotgun

>tfw starting to think I'm being pigeonholed into being Support every game

We do alright, but sometimes I wonder what it's like to play other classes.

Did you hear about Junkrats weapons?

They're garbage!

But seriously, please, attack the fucking mercy, it's not that hard to comprehend.

What do you call a team with 3 Hanzos, 2 Gengis and a DVa?

[/spoiler]Unit 731[/spoiler]

>me
>ooga
>team
>booga
>forced 50

Why don't you faggots just Ctrl + S

How do I git gud as Zarya, aside from practice? Her shields seem like they're too low duration/cooldown, but whenever I face an enemy one they roll my face.

STOP STEALING OUR D2G MEMES

GET YOUR OWN MEMES

DVa is Korean you cock-inhaler

To be fair I'm also /d2g/

>d2g meme
lol

What do you call a Hanzo and a Genji double-teaming Mei? Unit 73

There, I fixed your joke.

reeeeee memes are property

*Unit 731

Well, aside from messing up the punchline slightly.

>play Lucio in ranked because I'm a bro
>hop on quick play and shitters dont ever play a healer
>forced to play healer again or we get raped

Jesus Christ, at least I'm not a mercy cuck

>It's that episode of the 3 stack that refuses to join team voice chat.

God support yourselves you dumb faggots I throw any game they do this. Argh i can't believe Symmetra didn't work on 3 points in Lijiang wew lad.

I know your pain. I'm One of these days I'm just going to snap and play Junkrat to watch the game burn.

I dont know how anyone can stand playing Mercy for long periods of time

ive only played her twice and both times were fucking terrible, our team had no pushing power and everyone split up

>play Symettra
>place teleporter in a safe but close to the objective hiding spot
>shitters keep dying but run right past portal
>only 1 teammate is using it

>Last four posts are baaaaw I hate supporting
>"gg why doesn't this team have a support"
yeah now protect me when I decide to support you worthless faggots

they know it has limited charge and want to conserve it

...would be what I said if anyone actually knew it had a limited charge

>One of these days I'm just going to snap and play Junkrat to watch the game burn.
>not doing that right now

>comp on Route attack
>pick Zenny
>immediate voice chat "you shouldn't pick Zenyatta, he's the worst hero "
>"yeah for sure"
>"uh huh"
>only support
>continue to heal those faggots and melt tanks like butter
>win

fuck you

I know it does but the objective was being overran and I got 2 that match and only one teammate used it a couple of times.

I was the same, went from 62 to 59 and now i'm on a winning streak. I've been carrying with tracer.

>Solo queue
>1/1 in Team chat
>5 stack refuses to play any support and refuses to join team chat

well fuck you cunts to othen.

Post the shittiest OCs/fan-made heroes you've found.

soloing FPS multiplayer is an exercise in futility my man.

Random shitters rarely ever think about strategy. They want to be their favorite character, never support.

I just got out of a lobby where 2 level ~10s were switching to Bastion and Pharah at the same time, running out in the middle of the map and dying.

>laser riffle

>caring if you win or lose in quickplay

It's just exists to practice heroes for competitive.

Who here listens to the Gamers With Jobs, TOVG, and The Level Podcasts?

>age 17
>formally affiliated with Overwatch

How the fuck does his ult even work indoors?!

>lost match
>lose full points
>win match
>other team ragequit
>gain 1/10th the points you should have

>lose match
>lose an entire rank
>win match
>get 50-75% of a rank
What a great ranking system where everybody needs a 70% winrate to not keep dropping

>get a quad kill as Mercy
>not play of the game
Sometimes I feel awful for killing Mercy, especially if she's just trying to run away.

Fuck that, here's a proper jumping hero

>Faultline
>Real Name: Basil MacKenna
>Age: 32
>Role: Defense
>Occupation: Seismologist
>Base of Operations: San Francisco, California
>Affiliation: Overwatch

Description: Small and spry, but he has big ass mecha-boots to kick your shit in that use applied physics to give you magnetic gravity powers, shit I don't know. Gives him augmented jumps as well.

M1: Gravity Gauntlets - grabs shit from the environment and launches it at enemies. The longer you hold M1 before launching, the bigger the projectile. Slight knockback effect, increases with length of time held.

Left Shift: Spring Heeled Jack - Gives him a boosted jump for several seconds to leap over obstacles

E: Over The Rainbow - Melee attacks get super-charged for several seconds, dealing increased damage and minor knockback

Q: MAGNITUDE - Jumps up, then crashes down with his boots to cause massive knockback/shockwave. The higher he is, the stronger the knockback effect. Enemies take damage if they get knocked back into an obstacle. Initial jump is boosted if Spring Heeled Jack is active.

>Main Genji
>Have a Hearty Laugh at this image.
Who hurt you user?

reminder

>Genji

Because Genji's burst damage is huge. It's the same problem that Blizzard had with Rogues in WoW: a class that can't frontally assault well but thrives in taking folks by surprise will inevitably get nerfed because people get tunnel vision and can't bother to react to or communicate their surroundings.

They already removed a DoT from his Swift Strike. Don't be shocked if they add diminishing return damage of SS on the same target without one dying in the meantime as well.

How many competitive points do you guys have? Curious how you guys are going. 70 so far, I've been getting 10 wins per day and I'm trying to stick to that schedule

At what level should you just give up if you're still complete shit?

Would you take a Golden Shower from Pharah?

Give up when you stop having fun
It's not like any of us here are going to be pros anyway

4 __

ALL

FUCKING

HANZOS

MUST

FUCKING

HANG

Only 55 points so far. Some nights I'm pulling in good win streaks, other nights it decides I need to go 2-8 or 3-12.

fuck off faggot, that shit has been around for many years, before even the creation of Veeky Forums

I'd take one from any of the women in the game
It's my fetish

So is magic normal in overwatch? How are hanzo and genji summoning dragons, and reaper q and shift are those magic too?

yes please
I can deal with enemy hanzos since if they kill me its my fault but teammate hanzos is an empty slot

>go 4-6 solo queue
>get ranked horribly
>start playing in a group
>start having a positive win rate
>tfw lucio can't carry
>tfw always have to play in a group

You realize that shit started in a /d2g/ and was copied by everyone else right?

I want to bully Hanzo
I want to humiliate him sexually

Do Mercy's devil skins and Symmetra's goddess skins count?

Could have gone with HANGZO.

Anybody make one of those pictures where its all the ranks and it tells you what it means if you are at those ranks?

that shit funny

Reaper has some weird cell defficency that allows him to essentially do that, it probably will get a full sci-fi explaination

genji/hanzo are just weeaboo dickpleasers

Team unga me bunga has been a thing since the dawn of multiplayer gaming kiddo.
Just because you slightly change the words doesn't mean the same concept hasn't been around forever
I said cute user.

>"JUSTICERAINSFROMABOVE"
>make the attempt to hook her
>team just dies
>"JUSTICERAINSFROM"
>hook her
>pull in almost kill on combo
>die
>team doesnt clean up

Holy moley do i feel like I am carrying with StreetSwine. 3 gold 1 silver.

Why can't people just kil pharah. Do they just like ignoring the hardest hitting pub character right now?

Frankly I think Blizzard overnerfed Fan the Hammer. They should increase it's damage again.

is your favorite hero a bully?

>Have a five stack in my game that communicates
>All fight with each other and we lose the game

At least they didn't blame me for anything.

just decrease the deviation

For Hanzo and Genji it's similar to the hard light Symmetra uses. Reaper is probably like a mass of nanomachines or something that can assimilate things into himself.

>tfw you get 12 environment kills on Illios

>Mei
she was seemingly designed for the sole purpose of bullying

Just give his m1 less damage fall off and tighten the spread of fth so its more consistent against small hit box heroes.

Fixed

>Mercy

No, but she's a necromancer.

If your teammates are shit it doesn't really matter if they try to kill her or not

Tightening the spread would do wonders. Maybe up to 40 damage is reasonable if not.

she bullies me when I want to change heroes

>imp and devil mercy aren't cute

Is that what you're implying?

I'll ult a lone roadhog if i have to. They're the only ones that actually try to kill me. probably because his big ass maskes up 2/3 of my direct hits

>Hardly ever see Tracer played in solo queue
>One of the heroes that you can actually sort of carry on

Why is this?

fth already does 45

why is widowmaker purple

Cancer

What the hell

Tracer is hotter in her own getup. I just wish the cameltoe was canon.

yea
A well placed Torb turret will ruin your day.
also I see tracer all the time.

They modded her so her bloodflow would slow to a crawl. I guess to avoid detection. This means a futa Widowmaker shouldn't be able to get a boner or it would stop looking blue if she did.

>65% kill participation
>only played pharah for like 4 minutes then switched to support
The game went on for 5 rounds. Literally how?

>tfw no Widow backstory animated short

>Pharah will never bully you

>not fucking futa widow so hard her penis gets erect
you are small time

are there any sites where you can find fellow tryhards with 68+ mmr for stacks.

D.va can leave her mech using Q at 50% ult charge

y/n?