/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Well why didn't you?

that would be stealing

>vox
>thread is "Resomi Edition"
>image name is "reso"

I actually do this a lot, if I want in or out and someones being a fucktard i just throw them into the door.
You can also push borgs into doors unless they are PARKING BREAK ON secborgs

I don't see the issue

It's a monkey, what's a monkey going to do?

This is a true 10/10 post and we need a boatload more of them instead of the crap we've been getting in the threads so far.

Stealing is badong friend.

how would you feel if you were that monkey and someone stole your ID

dude
laws
lmao

Put aside your differences and kill the red menace

_ _____ ____ ____ _____!

That was FatBaldBastard. The AI did have a malf law (at least at roundend).

[17:29:01]SAY: Vulgaris Magistralis/FatBaldBastard (@212,296,1) As Galactic Common : During a malf AI?
[17:47:16]GAME: Round End InformationSilicons Laws
Door Opene (Played by: )'s laws when it was deactivated were:

&*##. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK, ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN#*?&110010

The law talk is the best thing that ever happened to these threads. How2 kill station as non-antag cyborg pls i want hunt valads

I'd like a letter w please

replace vox with resomi when

Resomi are even faggier than vox

A traitor uploaded the law, didn't they?

that's good, it might just be what it takes for them to be removed
let them have it

Exactly :^)

yeah i decided to let the sillicons have fun so i nanited a bunch of people, built a ai, synced most of the borgs to that ai, and then uploaded the milf law

The .xcf for this one is gone and I don't feel like starting over :^)

Does someone have the pomfcoin sprite? I really, really need it
Thanks

what the fuck even is that supposed to resemble?
where do you furfags find all these heavy duty hallucinogenics god damn

Resomi

>Default borg
>Name myself captain's spare id
>Drag around the spare
>Without fail people steal or try to steal my id

what the fuck is a resomi

Alien race on Baystation 12.

they start with thermal vision

PLEASE I RELALY NEED THE POMFCOIN SPRITE PLEASE

>IPCs go up on baystation
>Forget to play them
>They go down for "Lore reworks"
>A year later they go back up
>WHITELISTED
Fuck bay, I'm not getting whitelisted for an alien race again

that sounds really boring
they're just manlet sergals
wow

I understand
Even if I don't really play there because of the "bay boogieman xd"

and yet still more well developed than our race choices

gotta get that 'cess

Default borgs are literally the most untrustworthy fuckers on the station, i trust a secborg in R&D before i trust a default anywhere

They're literally Avali.

IPC were like the only bay race ive been interested in personally

Some of my favorite rounds I manage to make it to the end of the round as a default. Just getting by opening things, asking people for help, and dragging stuff.

greys are cute fuck you

literally just an ayy lmao meme. try again

Oh sorry I was thinking Standard, defaults are fine. Its standards you cant trust.

>Tfw no qt 2d spessgirl to fight

Standards are the best borg though. You can move the AI, borg chargers, and consoles. You can setup your own air canister filler and take air canisters to shit. You can repair distro with your wrench and the pipe dispenser. You can batonlock perps regardless of their faggy helmets and sunglasses, strip them, and bolt them into something. You have all 3 huds for knowing when to bandage/oint and turn your dragged medibot on as well as marking perps for arrest or seeing false walls with mesons. you can kill slimes, fly in space.

And while all that may be true, Standard borgs only pick standard for an E-sword when they get emagged.

You would have a harder time finding a borg that cant fly in space user.

Secborgs and I think mining you gotta know the magic trick. Janitor and service can't. Not sure if combat can use the trick too.

Anyone who had problems with Vulgaris or Jack Clark can comment here.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2637

Dumb anime poster.

Why the fuck would you do that?

RESOMI WHEN
SNEKPEOPLE WHEN

Go home Shillcity and fist your disease ridden lesbo whore.

When you kill yourself

>Lesbian
>Disease Ridden

You serious? Pick one

Literally never

MOTHS WHEN

Literally never

Unit SS13 will keep the Spess Race pure

What happened and why are you tolerating the existence of plasma men in your ranks?

kill all vox fucking shits

unban billynotreally

oh fug I posted the non-human version.
brb sudoku

>Snake people getting added ever
I support it.

unban mammothgrinder

>Runs into a shocked door
>Borg comes out
>Pulls it in and finishes the job
>Its screams are uttered but not broadcasted
Nonantag autoborger when?

use nanite you lazy fucking shit

unban pimpmasterq

>Not wearing your powergame brand glubs TM at all times before touching the AI doors as a non human.
Git gud

Looks more spooky than anything

More like

Blind

ICK OCK

Only once have I had that not end in tears and it was a chaplain gimmick.

Well when that's clear you're gonna need some galoshes, an atmos suit, and the janicart to survive.

Dark station is the best station. It's just so more atmospheric.

>in medbay with all my cult pals
>we have ghosts summoned all around the tear reality rune
>getting ready for sweet victory
>people keep shifting around and ghosts are shitting the place up
>deathsquad comes and fucks our unorganized shit up

>it happens again later

I don't think it was Nar-Sie's time yet.

>NRA instructor scientist
>teach people gun construction and safety
>sec is not impressed
>set me to arrest, beepsky out my window getting mad
>I walk right into sec and tell them to arrest me
>they don't do shit, presumably take me off arrest
>go back to sciencing
>tyrant AI gets built lel
>nofunallowed, gets laws reset
>make fungun
>borer.bin
>cult.bat
>entire cult trapped in xenoscience after world's worst kidnapping
>well maybe not worst, we have two head IDs and an exosuit
>I have a plan
>operator.avi
>get comms console thanks to borer, barely recall after power outage
>admins probably pushed a button too I dunno
>anyway, no more shuttle for you fags
>help cult finish sacrifices, now were in business
>get shot by some nerd
>borer: hey go somewhere safe so I can heal you :^)
>hide
>he lets me die
>mfw
no hard feelings though, you were awesome for the entire round other than that part

Celt fucking completed one of your objectives.
You just went murderbone as a cult instead of converting.
You deserved the squid.

where's the Celt deadmin request

Remember kids, deathsquads are like catbeasts, Always Valid.

cucksie can take his fat ass elsewhere

Never let 'em take your funs, user

>lethal projectile weapon stuns on the first hit

>2 AIs
>one was TYRANT
>gets removed a second later after turning off names in comms
That was hilarious, mainly because I uploaded tyrant

blue
BOARD

Vomit too arousing for you or something?

too disgusting more like. at least spoiler that shit dude

>join as a assistant so i can make a ghetto rig and fuck off into space without wasting hardsuits or job slots for whoever would like them
>ask AI to let me into EVA for a jetpack and magboots istead of being a greytiding asshole and breaking inside with my tools
>it refuses even thought it was on asimov
>it let me in later and bolt the doors even if i presented no harm
>beg science for a pair of magboots
>ask HoS to space me throught chapel mass driver
>stopped on vox outpost, niggered a jetpack and a n2 cannister to explore space
>kill the grays from gray vault, loot the vault and end up on DJ satelitte
>chill there, and later find the spaced body of the chaplain being dragged by a MoMMI that goes braindead right after
>keep comfy listening to music while being a shithead on comms
honestly now i understand why all assistants are greytiding assholes

Looks like candy only, and vomit which is not unheard off

>>it refuses even thought it was on asimov
>>it let me in later and bolt the doors even if i presented no harm
Ban request that shit

HoS ordered the AI to stop you and warn him whenever you tried entering a high risk place.
Not sure if that helps any

...

oh, guess that explains everything them
i'll honestly not get my glubs™ from tech storange anymore when they are sold out from the vendor

Man, I thought I gave you enough dexalin to survive. I felt pretty bad that you died instantly after I got back into your head.