> News - The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions. - New Amiibo will be released soon for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming later this month. - The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th. twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
Could you please translate some of it? They're kind of my favorite artist...
Liam Evans
>skin cancer callie >pure n pasty marie hnnng
Luis Reyes
That's not what I said or even implied. Krak-ons used to be everywhere, now their usage is dropped a lot. If the game was so basic, we wouldn't have a constantly shifting meta.
Robert Jackson
I think they meant the game isn't very complex. It's pretty obvious which weapons are the strongest, there aren't a lot of strategies, the gameplay while exciting is very linear...
Matthew King
I would, but honestly, none of it looks really translation worthy The Callie and Marie table sequence is kind of lame, really just going like this >marie, i'm not using this script >you gotta >ok if you tell me a bad joke and i laugh i will >"a"ori "a"ishiteru (i love callie) >OH DAMN The only one I really liked was this one >My thoughts on Squid Sisters yuri >Roller-like love >Marie! like like like like like like >Charger-like love >I love Callie
Carson Bennett
That's fine, I don't want you to spend your life editing the pages, I'm just curious about what is said, or what the overall synopsis is. So even briefly green-texting some parts is perfect. How about the scene with them sharing a gamepad? Or the dress-up one?
Owen Sullivan
I don't even play this game much and I'm still mad about this being the last splatfest. They're the one time where I actually bother to play the game ouside of playing an hour or so every other week.
What's the point of removing a feature of the game after only one year? Are they already starting to call it quits? Or will something be announced?
Jacob Brown
There looks like there's a huge campaign on Miiverse for them to continue, but I don't know if it'll influence their decision.
Anthony Taylor
>There aren't a lot of strategies
That's not due to the game, that's due to the community because of the lack of tournaments. For ever single game you can say "just do you best" as the best strategy, but really that's just shallow.
But there's no point in talking about it here when no one wants to even discuss or develop it.
Oliver Evans
Callie/Marie yuri is the worst, literally not a single hint of affection is shown to one another, not even the japanese dialog hint's at anything more than tolerating each other
Yuri is entirely fanmade
Joseph Diaz
Fucking this
Gavin Peterson
So what. It all ends up being cartoons drawn to have sex with each other outside of canon. Shut up you uptight wanker.
Oliver Murphy
No shit dude, it's just a cute ship
Logan Peterson
No? Tournaments doesn't lead to strategies being born at all.
I mean what kind of tactics can you formulate? Combinations you can make with different weapons and teammates? At the end of the day it's mostly just turf control. A very straightforward gameplay mechanic with little variation.
Carson Clark
i love how artist draw marie with bigger breasts. they make callie's look small and cute by comparison.
Jonathan Bennett
Me too. Personally I like Callie petite and spritely, but that's just me.
Brody Rogers
It's basically like any other competitive game: having different players with different weapons going to specific routes or doing specific jobs against specific team compositions. Even Tr4sh as "shallow" as it is still gets new ideas and strategies. Remember how Saltspray used to be on rotation? It got removed due to mirror layout of the map which couldn't be balanced. Pla
And as I stated >But there's no point in talking about it here when no one wants to even discuss or develop it. Even you aren't interested in it because you're trying to cut of discussion with every post.
Ryan Reed
Something's not right here
Ayden Hughes
Marv is "Marie's" name when she got a sex change, shitlord.
Asher Collins
>so what clothes did you think about >well the first time it was like >hey look culdcept revolt >holy shit marie, those boobs are the reason i saved up 500 my nintendo points in advance (it says that) >i wore this to hide all callie's kiss marks >you guys should just go to a sex party
>marie whats your favorite mario >new mario 2 >oh yeah you're team money, that's probably why this stage is literally just coins >marie did you notice i wrote "i love marie" in blocks >uh i guess but what's up with all the barking >you're team dog >did you even clear this
Matthew Jackson
>>But there's no point in talking about it here when no one wants to even discuss or develop it. I would happily, but you've proposed nothing. Have you come up with any leet strats to take advantage of map control?
Grayson Reyes
mariefags should just kill themselves desu
Isaac Russell
Thanks a bunch man, that's adorable.
Josiah King
>ignoring the entire conversation
Damn, you sure trolled me. Let's just go back to posting Marie.
Camden Fisher
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Jacob Morris
>This sucks because nobody talks about the game >Do you want to talk about the game then >Nah I don't feel like it You are this thread's cancer, you know that?
Joseph Lee
Talking requires at least two people. With your "input," I'm giving a monologue at this point. And besides, even if stretched the definition of talking to include you, it's only two people. The rest of the general is either not posting or dumping squid sisters.
Unless you want to try to think outside of your small box, I'm going to post Marie.
Wyatt Perry
Death by application of Marie's ass to their face?
John Gonzalez
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Lincoln Torres
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Oliver Brown
It's a two-way street dude. Don't complain of a lack of interest if you can't kickstart any yourself.
Caleb Hill
>lack of interest of Splatoon in a Splatoon general
Xavier Davis
>WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GAAAMMMMEE AAAHHHHHH >NO! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME!!!!!!!!! YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! YOOOUUUUU DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grayson Turner
>saltspray >removed for mirror layout rig zones is still in full force, brah right?
Camden Powell
Marie's tits on face
Kayden Edwards
Thanks for the (You)
I haven't even seen rig even in turf for a while. Maybe in a final absolutely last update, they're going to adjust the inklings so they become left handed for the map so that it's finally even.
Dominic Anderson
Am I fresh yet?
John Peterson
>krak-on >last ditch >butt sniffer >all those miss-matched abilities >hasn't even maxed out the slots
no
Noah Johnson
Marie's ass on face
Luke Sanchez
>talkin shit bout krakon bet you hate rainmaker too faggot
Colton Richardson
Stats need some work but I like the look
Adam Gomez
>using krak-on on RM
Pick up a dynamo or carbon, gaylord.
Camden Bennett
yeah congrats user you finally did it this image gets cuter everytime I see it... I hate myself
Luis Collins
just end it
Jack Sanders
I'm mostly leveling up all my clothes that don't look like garbage.
The only stats I actually give a shit about are Ninja Squid, Cold Blooded, Stealth Jump, and whatever else doesn't get weaker the more you stack them. Besides, everything dies in one hit from a good roller anyway. I don't play often, but I'm under the impression that the attack/defense boosts are placebos that do next to nothing.
Logan Turner
hi player from last year
Robert Peterson
no, he's wearing a callie shirt saying go mary, shitlord
Nolan Ramirez
please stop dying
Oliver Phillips
Based callieanon bumping the thread
Jayden Hill
based user making a reply
Jaxon Adams
I want to put babby into the Callie
Wyatt Kelly
Want to play splatoon?
Xavier White
it's too late right now, otherwise i would
Michael Reyes
Well then I guess thread will stay dead
Isaac Cooper
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Michael Peterson
D-don't forget to level up your team's shirt user...
Jayden Ramirez
Already did. Plan on wearing it everyday until Splatfest.
Ayden Powell
i'll play with you!
Ryder Carter
I hope we get to keep it, being the last splatfest shirt and all.
Dominic Edwards
I can't wait for these amiibos holy shit, my own mini marie to hold
Joshua Campbell
Does the last splat fest pretty much mean that the game's dead, or it's online community is dead? Like they've just given up on it? I'm gonna miss the squid sisters performing rather than just listening to their news dialogue 2bqh fampai
Hudson James
>leveling your splatfest tee outside of splatfest
Kevin White
it only means no more banters, snails and splatfests, Nintendo already confirmed that they are going to keep the servers alive and with the new bundle there are going to be new players joining, at least in japan, dont know about the impact of the new amiibos in the rest of the world