/maag/ - Marvel Avengers Academy General

Bendis is love, Bendis is life edition

>What is this?
A shitty game where you'll spend all your time mocking and trying to defeat the Jew.

>Is it free?
Yes, although there's a lot of waiting unless you wanna fork over your shekels.

>Official trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=AergY6ijsfI

>Current event:
Spider-shit. But at least there's waifus this time around. Also no JJJ Hitler. This game a shit.

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Can we really not get a better OP? Like seriously is this the best us retarded fucks can do?

First for airhead slur teen Wasp.

Bendis?

Like text or pictures?

Yes

Savior of comics. No; literature in general.

BENDIS IS GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE

/every thread ever

The Ultimate Human Being?

Also here's a repost of my in-depth guide to beating Lizard.

The Ultimate Life Form

oh god i went there kill me

Yeah, but have you beaten streaks 8-10?

A weapon to pass Geoff Johns?

I have, I posted the end screen last thread

Newbie; what's the Spidey XP for?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THE REDDIT DIPSHITS! THEY UPDATED THEIR DEMOGRAPHICS! GUYS MS.MARVEL IS BLACK!

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Groot is a male tree

-iLikeAssFightMe

Event level

Quake is white?

>not knowing latinos, asians and indians are white
Do you even redditcucks?

Well Latinos are white. Maybe not the half breed ones but the ones from just Spanish or Portuguese are since those two countries are white.

Does this mean Latinos and Asians have white privilege?

The Bendis how to guide
1. Just make em more even
2. Switch race and/or gender until achomplished

when they disagree with SJWs, yes. You'll note some of them shifting from "white privlige" to "whiteness privlige".

Bendis only has a hardon for black and jewish characters. It goes all the way back to the 70's and power man for him. Oh and spider woman.

great
how do I do this as a free ios player

And what is event level for?

normally, it means you get more in game money, but they seem to have turned that off. It does jack shit.

As a side effect, it's impossible to get cap without loads of shards spent.

Jailbreak your phone.

>have doctor appointment earlier
>get bored waiting and open up MAA
>need to turn on mobile data - something I avoid like the plague normally
>using hack but there are octobots so I need to uninstall and reinstall the legit version
>do so - it's only about 80mb, right?
>download, kill octobots
>get message from my phone company saying I now owe them £28 (at least $40) for going over my data allowance
FUCK THIS GAME FUCK MY LACK OF IMPULSE CONTROL FUCK MY MOBILE COMPANY FUCK WASP IN HER TIGHT MINIATURE VAGOOO

80mbs for the apk + 1gb for animations, textures, voice, etc etc

Well I just emailed my phone company explaining it and asking them to drop the charge. It might seem weird but I've had similar things happen before and got away with it, including overdrawn charges at the bank.

>using a phone plan that charges you for going over the data allowance instead of just throttling your download speed

You brought this on yourself.

Pretty sure every single one in the UK does that. It's just standard practice.

Move to a less shitty country then.

If I go over my limit, all that happens is that my downloads go like 80% slower for the rest of the month. Which sucks, but at least it still lets me browse and shit without having to pay extra.

I think I'll take getting charged for using more data instead of being about 40 times more likely to be killed by gunfire and having to spend $1000s for basic healthcare each year.

>caliphate slave immediately gets butthurt about Amerikkkans even though nobody mentioned America
>I'm not even from the US myself

Calm down, Ahmed.

dat burn damn didn't know Johnny Storm was in the game

Coulson when? I want my Cap fanboy already

Right after Tigra.

>tfw someone keeps using the screencap you posted in the thread

Feels good man

Other than Kitty Pryde, what Jewish characters has Bendis been pushing?

Not weird at all, some companies have decent customer service. Good luck user.

>tfw you'll have ww2 cap in 7 hrs
What's my prize

>What's my prize
WW2 Cap.

Gotta beat The Lizard 4 more times then I'll have the Cap costume which I honestly don't really give a shit about
Just need to farm 2 more injectors and two rounds of antidotes, then I'm finished
I'm skipping all the pawn shop items this time. Last week I tried but wasn't able to get the last one
I don't even want Goblin so w.e.
I got Spider-Man, Black Cat and Spider-Ham at level 4 so I might get them to level 5 before next week starts

>Hulk, RedHulk and A-Bomb are also all white
must be sad to have a dog's vision

Hay would you look at that he says gamora is white.

green is white
red is black
blue is asian
yellow is nobody cares

My phone lets me set a data cap to not go over manually. It's not perfect, so I set it a bit lower than my actual data cap, but you may want to see if yours has something similar.

That's not how dog vision works, but I get that you were just making a joke.

>admin at AG keeps closing requests for mods and pointing to his paid shit

Beware that, when fighting jews, you yourself do not become a jew. For when you gaze long into the sheckels, the sheckels gaze also into you.

>have 3 missions with mats
>every other mission is still 6/8/15 hour heroic
why.jpg

OH GOD ARE WE DESTINED TO CUT OUR FORESKIN AND GROW LARGE NOSES?

You think TinyJew is mad everyone's playing Go instead?

Julia never ever. bump

>wanted to play
>requires ios 8 and I only have 7

suffering, all the good names and gyms and shit will be gone in my area by the time I upgrade to a new device

Go?

Pokemon Go

I don't see it on the app store.

Spotted the Cucknadian

I'm Dutch actually.

So how will they fuck up the start of part 3?

Global release is at the end of the month I think.
You could download the apk but there are rummors that people are getting banned for it.

Eh.

I never was a Pokemon fan anyway. The only ones I played were Blue way back when, and more recently Y which was alright but only reminded me of why I never got into the Pokemon craze to begin with.

context?

During Civil War (the first one), Julia wanted to leave the country with her daughter in response to the SHRA, but Carol (along with Wonder Man and Arana) beat the shit out of her in front of her daughter and arrested them both.

And now Carol is apparently hitting on her in a less literal way.

So does Parachute In have any animation or what?

Nope.

Bravo TinyCo.

>Mfw the person deletes the retarded demographics
>Mfw I won't know what colour my students ACTUALLY are

Nigga what the actual fuck, did you see all marvel shit and just assumed we meant fucking pokemans?

I was replying to a post that directly mentioned Pokemon, so yes

So Julia is Julia Carpenter? Doesn't she have blonde hair?

It varies, but she has red hair in most versions afaik.

Isn't she like three quarters white or something?

>implying wasp's vagoo isn't a dark abyss at this point

Oh, god, my sides, I needed those to live.

It'll start the day before it ends.

White passing.
One drop rule.

Fucking anticmykites. I have half a mind to report you to Bendis.

Noo.... not Bendis... anything but Bendis....

Bendis?

nooooooooooooooooooooo

Look at this cis straight white man! HOW SHAMEFUL!

Kitty doesn't love you.

>TinyCo brings Pepper heroic back to the missionboard
>can't do it because Wasp is using library computer

I wish Wasp would use the Bugle for her antidote generation.

Yeah, she's fucking up the best short missions that use Ant-man and Taskmaster.

so are the Spider-Crates going to be available again at any point?

It seems like they'll have some kind of box each week, guess we'll see

I'm a little surprised they didn't bring back the exclusives for spider crates to ease up on the difficulty this week. I'm betting that even most IAP players aren't going to get cap's outfit without spending at least 500 shards.

they will probably put the costume in the shop for shards eventually, it's stupid not to

You're right, but I don't consider that a plus user.

Even with how on rails this event has been, I'm a no life NEET, and I'm still tracking to get less something like 40 percent of the content for the event, not counting the explicitly sharded away shit like spider ham.

I came into this week with a surplus of saved spider web shit, and I'm still not going to be anywhere close to getting lizard 7, and the 5 goblin coins from decorations are completely unthinkable.

>36 lockpicks

How do I make trade them for antidotes?

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Would have had just enough time to beat Lizard a seventh time, but alas can't make enough injectors because I can't get enough Intel. Awesome.

>tinyco fixes streak 6 bug

I'll have just enough to beat Lizard 7, but there's no way I can even build enough injectors in time for 8. 10's 20 hours and I'm still waiting on another 6 to fight 7.

nerf when

Spider-Man rank 5 or Black Cat rank 3, need 7 more exclusives for 5.