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That is just awful.

If you were secretly hoping to save the life of an user who was suffering from the effects of poison and induce vomiting as an act of heroism then congratulations, mission accomplished.

I can only hope your intentions for posting this abomination were that noble, if not then may god have mercy on your soul.

post armpits

Its not that bad. The eyes are a little large, but when it comes to Mer(s).. Eyes give me the biggest fits.

They need to be BIGGER!

Goodnight user

POST TRAP FEMALE AND FUTA BUTTS

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Not saying they don't have big eyes (compared to humans) they just have a style to it. Guess I should of worded it better, they should be narrower.

I think the skooma is hitting

Well, on my screen it's a super purple haze

are you trying to say all elves are asians you fucking punk ?

I think he's just trying to say that you bunch of slant eyed rats need to learn your fucking place and stop being so god damned uppity all the time.

No, just the Dunmer share that trait

we should make a permanent lewd colony in /aco/ for our slutty waifus

DUDE SKOOMA LMAO

You should probably all just kill yourselves

Why, we got the lewd booru.

KRESHWEED?
MORE LIKE KUSHWEED LE MAOI

No.

They are not worthy.

I NEED MORE OF THIS! GIVE ME MORE OR I KILL THE TRAP

DO IT

more milf followers when

>Visit tavern
>Music fades out
>Hear the strumming of the strings come forth
>Start feeling all melancholy and shit
:/

How do I get higher poly head models?

the ones that come with ECE and RM are really jagged

Cheer up friend, at least you don't have AIDS.

3dmax

Is this what it's like to be "jumped"

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You're all pretty cool dudes

Thanks snek

I'm the only cool person, the rest are losers. Stick around long enough and you'll realize this as well.

>go to sleep early, drunk
>driving in my old truck, hands covered in raw beef
>trying to drive without getting beef on the wheel
>father in the back seat
>keep trying to get directions out of him
>keeps telling me I'm not really driving and that this is a dream
>too busy trying to keep beef off the wheel to understand
>Suddenly wake up, it's 4AM

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/34917
Is deadly mutilation still unsafe to use?

I just wanna smash peoples skulls in with my mighty hammer

I fucking hate it when you're trying to keep beef off your steering wheel. The fat in the beef is so fucking sticky, you gotta wash your hands like 6 times before it all comes off.

My father also won't shut the hell up and I never know what the hell he's saying half the time either.

I feel you bro, the feels are real.

weird man, what does it mean?

It's not unsafe, it's just incompatible with lotsa stuff

Like female body meshes and custom armor

fuck you

>trying to keep beef off your steering wheel
Is this a real thing that happens to people?

What ENB?

ya, sure buddy - like you've never had the problem.. okay!

what are you a fucking vegetarian?

>install a grass mod
>all it does is cast into even sharper relief how shitty the game looks past the grass draw range

Right? Meat hands are the absolute worst

????
I may never know

Yes? Holy shit user get out of the house sometimes

Seems your dealing with problems and you have to many people being a backseat driver. These problems must feel pretty big to you in some way. Trust me, Im a Art Major.

>Right? Meat hands are the absolute worst
they fucking suck man, I was actually making burgers today for the bbq. literally had to wash my hands over and over and over again to clean the shit off.

I fucking hate it. but the burgers were good, and well worth the effort

Get Skyrim Flora Overhaul and Bigger Trees, it'll bulk up that distant view and look a lot better

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/56812/

I concur, you can also trust me, my father's a tv repair man.

>he doesn't use anal probe gloves

>burgers for a bbq
Reeee
But that sounds tasty user

that's actually a good idea - I'll have to get some off your mom next time I'm over. maybe if I'm lucky she'll find me some previously used ones, mmmm.... tasty.

>he's scared to pound his meat with his bare hands
you must be tons of fun on a date, do you at least let your boyfriend climb into that bubble with ya?

y...you too

bacon cheeseburger with bbq sauce and avocado slices, mmmmmmmmm

>cheese AND avocado
Madman

you know I don't think it's that bad at all to give the pope Undertale

>Mod doesn't support extended skeleton

>giving one of the most important people on earth a meme game

Explain this

I mean if you invite a youtuber into your house and tell him to bring a gift, you best get ready to be memed

>Catholicism
>important
heh

How would a /tesg/ meetup go down?

Worse than dashcon, I imagine.

So does this place do husbandos?

Well to about 1.2 billion people it's important

Yeah, occasionally. There's Snake, Tony and Ada (if he counts). I'd like to make one too, but I haven't done much yet.

HEH

No, husbandos are stupid

Why do I find this so fucking hilarious.

I know you dislike the game bruh and I unironically like it despite the fanbase but regardless

>pacifism in the face of adversity
>solving violent conflicts with peace and understanding
>all along the way you have to actively make the decision to be tolerant and understanding, when tempted constantly to take the easy violent path
Cmon man

No one expects the pope to play it, but still, it's a thought-out gesture offering a broadly-experienced and finely made peice of media that he thought of as ideal. And this whole attitude of "ew cringe video games in public" is setting back the medium as a whole. The gamer community lost its balls or something, give me a better example of a game to hold up as art for the pope

Everything is funny at 3am.

Ya akhi, instead of wasting your time with that game, you should educate yourself with the teachings of the prophet Muhammad PBUH instead.

Inshaallah jannah will await you.

>give me a better example of a game to hold up as art for the pope

Easy, MGS2.

Oh, I don't care about Undermeme but is this a thing? Was the Pope actually given a copy of it?

Yes
The youtuber guy who does game theory (a shitter tbhq senpai) gave Undertale (a steam code, too) to the pope

>Undertale
>Art

If Undertale is art, then Deus Ex is some otherwordly, divine being.

Or maybe arts just subjective famalananafofanalam

I need a good heavy armor for females that isn't too bulky and uses furs/pelts/hide for that comfy Nord look. What do you got? Also are there places other than nexus to get decent mods from?

We ded?

Maybe this
nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/67222/?
It has a pelt but I removed it

ded as heck

¡Super ded!

>use fortify security 100 spell right before picking locks, allows you to pick very hard locks in a single auto attempt regardless of skill level
>charm 100 spells make the entire speechcraft skill worthless
>fortify 100 mercantile spell right before selling shit
>fortify acrobatics 100 allows you to jump to second levels in dungeons
>fortify sneak 100 allows to to pick pockets with easy
>invisibly spells
>paralysis spells
>endless supply of cannon fodder through conjuration
>can enchant a dagger with weakness to shock/ magika and then hit them with a single nuke spell for an ez KO
>mage tower comfiest house

how can people play oblivion as anything other than a mage?

You'll be super ded soon if you keep smoking

what is that spider doing

where to get dress

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/76852/?

I hope Ewa didnt say "heck" little grills should use that kinda speak.

he's just hanging out there in his spider corner

Don't worry, Ewa is a polite little girl and would never use such language

I just had a dream about Erin last night.
I don't know how much longer I can take it without that follower, pham

Should I fap /tesg/?

wew Was it a lewd dream?

No.

of course you should

Whats wrong with you people.

Where in your life did it all go wrong.

>just hanging out
He's clearly up to no good.
Please dispatch him immediately.

Yes and please let us know what you fapped to

Did Jo not finish that second story yet?
No we were exploring a ruin. Purely adventurous, I swear.