I've always wanted to be a pale blue french assassin but before OW came out i was never able to meaningfully live out my fantasy. When I was younger i would pour blue food coloring into my bathwater and dye myself into the most beautiful shade of blue i've ever seen and my skin would just tingle as I stared at myself naked in the mirror. I started doing this every night, painting myself into azure shades and speaking to myself in a cheesy french accent as i crept around my families dark apartment, stalking my next kill. I silently slid from room to room, nothing more than a pale blue shade, a ghost the color of sky. The only signs i was there were the water on the floor and the faintest of echoes of the french language. My schoolwork suffered as I stayed up into the morning hours almost every night playacting as my fictional blue persona. I signed up for french classes and slowly started learning the language. My friends must have sensed the beginnings of my enlightenment as they would constantly point out how blue i seemed. And they were right: I was blue. I was sad. All the dye and all the french lessons in the world would never make me more into the person i wanted to be. I had a breakdown: i would never live up to be the austere femme fatale i was in my dreams. I attempted suicide, hanging myself in the hopes that oxygen deprecation would finally tint my skin into the same color as my heart. After the failed attempt, my family put me on careful watch. My midnight escapades as the blue menace stopped, as i had a caretaker at most times. My life has become somehow worse, and i braced myself for a lifetime of fulfillment But then, OW release, and lo and behold, my inner self was one of the stars of this masterpiece. My breath caught in my throat as I loaded into a game as Widow for the first time. The feeling that overcame me can only be described in gallons as i climaxed time and time again. Years of never quite enough crashed down over and through me. I was home.
Brandon Barnes
xth for Mercy the beautiful
Xavier Campbell
Are anyone but me experiencing input lag? Not a huge amount but a noticeable amount even if playing with a higher frame-rate than your monitor is capably of displaying?
I noticed it when dropping all settings to do and running with 240fps on a 60hz screen. This feels ALOT more smooth than running with 70fps on a 60hz screen... But it shouldn't? Help? Maybe?
I want my Phara-mech butt in HQ, but can't cause then input lag is present. Enlighten me /vg..
Wyatt Ortiz
Never forget.
Daniel Martin
post your dva pictures
David Myers
Apparently Heroes Never Die, but they do do Meth.
Connor Clark
...
Angel Thompson
not input but just huge lag spikes in general
Easton Gonzalez
It's time to come clean /owg/.
Have you masturbated to OW heros?
Henry King
99% sure this is what mechaqueen was based off of
Brody Wright
>tfw when you are "on" as Pharah and you become an unstoppable killing machine
>tfw someone on the other team rage-switches to Pharah and you 2 shot them every time they appear
I fucking love this character.
Shoutouts to the TFC/TF2 Soldier for giving me the skill set. I appreciate it pham
Aiden Hill
Not the issue I'm referring to. I found this post on reddit while digging around. But it's from beta.
this will probably be even worse than a widowmaker
>healing teammates over distances as far as you can see them
retarded as hell
Jose Davis
>Have you masturbated to OW heros?
does SFM exist?
Josiah Thompson
No, none of them really do much for me and I haven't seen any good stuff of my fetish with them.
Chase Jenkins
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Jack Ramirez
What's your fetish user?
Nathaniel Ross
tfw enjoy playing mercy more but know Lucio is almost always the better option
Julian Howard
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Adam Jones
sleep tight reap tight
Colton Perry
to nearly the entire roster
Kevin Brooks
>Crusader's Crossbow: The Rifle I'm down for it.
Watch it be shit, though.
Levi Foster
Every day since release.
Sebastian Rivera
>best skin >best intro
Complementary (You) spend it wisely
Grayson Parker
LMAO at people who are so fucking bad their MMR gets fucked this bad
Ethan Butler
xth for balanced matchmaker
cant believe this happened in front of 900 viewer
Anthony Wright
It's bad, user.
Someone's already spammed some very low quality of it in the thread at least twice I think.
Nathan Turner
Junkrat nerf when?
Aaron Green
armpits
Michael Morris
I'll keep working on some of the others from last thread, but I like the idea of this being a corroborative effort.
Austin Morris
How do you beat the bastion/reinhardt/mercy combo on defense?
that shield is so big there's no way you're getting around it with good positioning.
Repost.
Christian Parker
Made 'em sperg out huh user? Win again, I just had two in a row where the enemy team dipped early, I got your pictures worth of rank in the first and close to a whole bar the second.
Michael Moore
post your favorite cosplays
Ethan Gutierrez
Which one of these is supposed to be the e-celeb?
Ethan Garcia
What's that from?
Ryan Thompson
There is something funky going on with frames displayed which cause input lag
Liam Baker
...
Christian Ortiz
...
Jack Martin
You change hero.
Luke Adams
Post best granddaddy
Jason Thompson
>fell to rank 47 >crawled back to 51 >just know I am going to get fucked over and lose 3-5 straight just to balance it out
Austin Stewart
No i'd never do that senpai
Gavin Wilson
1. git gud 2. junkrat/tracer
Angel Taylor
Don't you fucking dare Solo Q.
Good job.
Matthew Parker
GET BACK
or just spam junkrat
Juan Myers
Quick - post desktop Also >win10
Ryan Ortiz
...
Landon Morgan
Never had a thing for muscle chicks till Zarya
Jackson Harris
anyone on EU wanna play quick match in group for xp? add me MedievaL#21104 im lvl 40 tho i was lvl 30 just yesterday but i play ok,
is my mmr just really shit or is there literally nobody playing right now?
Grayson Nelson
>want to keep game at 60 FPS >v-sync gives horrible mouse lag >setting it to display-based makes it hover at 70 FPS >my face
Jack Richardson
Post the full picture nigger not a capture
Kayden Anderson
55th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting by EnvyUs.Taimou in Overwatch tournaments
Luke Cruz
60th, but ok
Jack Lopez
Should clarify: When they are on defense, how do you beat it?
Though with payload maps it'd be pretty strong on attack too, I guess.
David Johnson
Nah, you can have this minimalist one
Xavier Thomas
Wtf how is that they didnt do anything that looks obvious even to me
Ayden Sanders
I seriously hope they aren't making this a sniper/healer. This is just going to make balance in this game even worse desu
Eli Bennett
>aimbot gets stuck on rezzing hero
Parker Roberts
I'm hoping it's more of a semi auto rifle
Thomas Roberts
I dont want that one you are going to make me cry user
Blake Young
>When they are on defense, how do you beat it? GET BACK or spam junkrat or anything with consistent dps to break the shield and then get a pharah or something to kill the bastion
Liam Jones
Sorry - here's the one
Ian Nelson
If it's the crusader's crossbow I'll be happy.
Robert Smith
>play until victory >try to leave >group leader ninja queues us for another competitive >cant leave >play well >get crushed >blamed by team
goddamn it i need to end on a win but i work in 4 hours
Colton Allen
You guys sometimes act like junkrat granades cover 100% of any map from any point he stands at.
Alexander Cooper
>playing Tracer kys
Lucas Ortiz
Better than this
I'm losing a level/level and half per loss and winning usually 25% of a bar per win.
I don't know what this system wants me to do, but it feels like it wants me to have like an 85% winrate
Grayson Price
SPAM JUNKRAT P A M
J U N K R A T
Gabriel Cox
>getting triggered just ignore those faggots
Nicholas Lopez
Ok how the fuck do you counter reaper mcree can't fan him down anymore roadhog is free kills and ult charge for him he has some insane damage
Landon Jenkins
>Weekly Brawl >Playing Poo in Loo >Enemies melting all around me >Literally can't stop winning >4 gold medals for both attack and defense Hollywood
Best game mode, holy shit
Henry Anderson
lucio - negro from rush hour
Charles Stewart
Too colorful baka desu senpai >.
Robert Diaz
Does that look like the face of mercy to you? Obvious fucking villain is obvious.
Jace King
So did they fix the leaver cucking the opposite team out of ranked exp already ? From the patch notes, looks like no, but it seems strange they fixed 2 major bugs but not this one yet.
Parker Fisher
Distance. Preferably vertical distance.
Evan Garcia
Keep him med-long range and burst him down, or litter the area with trashmouse grenades. Pharah would do well, she can attack from out side his range.
Isaiah Miller
No
Jack Myers
>zarya >not using a picture of a strong russian man
missed opportunity right there my man
Joshua Evans
|--| You die |-----------| He dies
Logan Fisher
pharah shits on him
Juan Morales
ok what about zarya tho her shields are retarded
Asher Rogers
garbage mouse - jim carrey
this. should have been klokov
David Collins
The CD on shields is so long if she gets 2 off in the same fight you're fucking up
Ayden Bennett
Anyone else annoyed by how fucking upbeat and happy this bitch is? We're going into fucking battle you cunt, stop with the stupid bullshit already.
Nathan Davis
I haven't played it yet but symmetra is one of my mains so I'm sure I'll enjoy it