Russian History

>and then it got worse

This, pretty much.

>Oooo blyat you russophobes!

>tried political system X
>ended with despotism

SINCCH DA NATSCHEES GOT IN POWA I LOSCHT A NICKEL AWN MY PORNO BUSCHINESSSSSSSCH

DISCH ISCH A COMPLETE HAWLACAUUUUUSCCCCCHHHT

>These Slavic hordes from Ukraine are threatening our Finnic paradise on earth!
>Oh well, maybe mixing our Finnic blood with them will make them civilized humans

>muh warm water port and cheeki breeki

Poor, warmongering, genocidal, obnoxiously agressive, uncivilized, soulless nation suffering eternal identity crisis(first they stole the Kievan Rus' history, then they defeated and subjugated another important Rus' cultural centre - Novgorod, claimed to be the "Third Rome", then tried to establish themselves as a proper European state copying the Western art and developements, then realizing how multicultural and diverse is their state they came up with """"USSR"""" abandoning their former flag and culture, after it's pathetic fall they are again lost and clueless so they sperg out). Collectivist minded and servile society with no regard to human life. They don't care about their personal wealth, freedom etc as long as Mother Russia and the Tsar is fine. They lack empathy, incapable of establishing a friendly relations on equal terms. Apart from Moscow and St Petersburg and some oil regions Russia is extremely poor and undeveloped - as the Russians are incapable of producing anything sophisticated almost the entire wealth of the country comes from it's natural resources. Except for the art and architecture directly derived either from the Greeks(all the Orthodox architecture they have horribly bastardized, icons) or Westerners(these fancy palaces in St. Petersburg) they barely have contributed to the culture at all. Considering a very large population their scientific contribution is utterly underwhelming, vastly inferior compared to the Western Slavs. Entire society is subjected to brainwashing propaganda blaming the Americans for everything, making them praise their Tsar Putin and support all the vicious acts of violence and terror. They can't even into geopolitics - Russia still pretends it's 19th century and the best way for the state to succeed is to be egoistic, xenophobic, expansive, imperialistic, overly-nationalistic and authoritarian. Russia is the true cancer of humanity and I sincerely hope it breaks apart as soon as possible.

>And then it got worse

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Hi khokhol. How are you doing today?

I don't care abour hohols nor ruskie mongols. You can all die from starvation desu

Mongol invasion from the East, French invasion from the West.
>everyone are against us!

t. Friedrich Paulus

>wanna see how many ways we can make a powerful dictatorship?

>top 10 pranks that went too far

>sum up japanese/asian history in two sentences

"Daddy-senpai, why are we ruled by the british? Allah akbar."

Dem frigging mongolians, amirite.

wew

white niggers from the west get conquered by the east

now they fight like eastern niggers

>We hate it there, it's a bad place.
>Lets expand it though.

>Who is laughing now, Mongols?

>And then it got worse

t. polack (s*rbs scaled up and even more pathetic)

>be russian
>squat

>"I suffer in the Rossiya"

Literally how? I wish I lived in the Rossiya

>You will never cuddle with your manly Cossack husbando in your carpeted unit in the commie-block while the pyrozyki bakes in the oven while 'Moi adres Sovietsky Soyuz!' plays on the radio

No matter what government we try it will always end in despotism.

I smell aussie

> It's a big country.

We burn our own country to the ground ?

Again ?