/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

items to run FASTER jump EVEN MORE and jump THE HIGHEST

Ready to kill pyro

Team Pyro's looking forward to destroying shitty hoovies

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>run FASTER than a full boost bfb

Kinda wish that the rank names and icons were a bit more streamlined like they are in csgo, but I guess these are alright.
When does "fresh meat" becomes the new banter insult?

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60 MINUTES

What's going to drop first, MYM or Evolve F2P?

You sound just like a pyro main who complains about the powerjack and degreaser being underpowered.
We shouldn't bring in more op shit just because you want your main to be the most powerful class.

:(

isn't evolve f2p tomorrow?

evolvegame.com/
About 28 minutes until the beta

are we sure about this timing

Anyone know around what time the update is gonna drop? I wanna be here right when it hits and be somewhat productive as well

Rumor is it's gonna be at noon, but who knows for sure?

3hours, 23 minutes

24 hours after the post yesterday, probably.

Yes, the post was 23 hours ago.

I guess I'll cook or something on the meantime, thanks guys

I'll do the same

What's /tf2g/ cooking?

Man I sure love me some Kotaku.

i thought the same
would preffer if the lowest 5 ranks had a similar name instead of all this... i know its "mercenary themed" but having to remember the name of 18 ranks... just make something like CSGO where the lower 5 and middle 4 are the same (silver and nova) and very easy to distinguish, by number (nova 1, nova2, nova 3)

well its noon on my watch

Hernandez/10

I must have been wrong, then. Sorry.

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Wrong!

*kills you*

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Isn't it supposed to be on noon Pacific daylight time? If that's the case, it'll be in 3 hours

Some lentils, along with a few fried onions and hard boiled eggs. Shit's cash.

Some carbonara pasta with chicken.

You're autistic, like the rest of team heavy

where did you get this picture

so tf2g, are you
>team mouthbreather
or
>team furry
?

I was thinking some chili with soy sprouts, shits super tasty with the right spices

>all that money
>all those hamburgers

idk if i want to keep the mohawk though..any suggestions?

Team Furry. Even got a lewd Objector.

White rice, chicken breast and vegetables.

teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/faq/

i seriously dont know why would anyone vote for pyro

Rather team furry than team fat edgelord

fuck me i forgot the image

They fucking remade Crussader's Crossbow.
A sniper rifle that heals teammates and damages enemies, are you fucking serious?

What about Heavy is edgy?
You can't just slap buzzwords on everything you don't like, though I wouldn't expect a Pyro main to be any less retarded.

The best shit.

Except that I'm on team Pyro.

Forgot the image.

Yeah, team Pyro!

Yeah, Crossbow in OW!

Looks good, keep it.

team pot xd

How many minutes remain???

Yet you're okay with labeling every single pyro main as a furfag or retarded?
That's some double standard shit right there.

-4 minutes remain

is TF2 similiar to Overwatch? what are some similar games worth playing?
is TF1 any good?

24 minutes

Overwatch is a shitty unbalanced rape of TF2

Play only TF2, all other videogames save for some dorfs suck

WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My current theme is hipster, I want to switch to winter, but I don't know which heavy beard will look very good, any suggestions?

r8/h8 my reptilian spy

Also, how come all spy coats nowadays make his legs look fucking tiny? its ridiculous

2 more months, goy.

yeah, tf2 is more dm focused than ow, tfc is okay but it's ded and aged and those who still play will destroy you

woah
they get dwarf guy from WoW
xbow from TF2
ults from MOBAs
and some generic sci-fi theme from their ass
really most of the characters look like taken from a cancelled sci-fi moba or something

20 MINUTES REMAINING

Is the graylien painted Mann Mint?
Wouldn't the darker greens be better?

WHAT IF ITS NOT HEAVY VS PYRO
AND ITS JUST
ALL CLASSES
PREPARING FOR WAR
ITS ALL CLASSES VS EACHOTHER

2 hours, 20 minutes

but maybe there will be delays

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reminder that pyro will win because of shitters

Seriously they are just recycling their old games and slapping some stolen valve goodies on top

What if it was just a pun?
Heavy holding meat and pyro having matches and not a real Pyro vs Heavy war?

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Nah, so far Team Heavy is winning by a landslide.

they look like shit, my dude

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Why is this allowed?

>tfw no heavy/pyro cosmetics since i never play them

its shitters vs shitters

Overwatch is literally made from the scraps of some old MMO they were working on.

Oh God, leave the Mann's Mint...

A shotgun that replaces double jumps with dashes (like Shadow Warrior?) would be soo cool.

I don't like the hat, even if it is unusual you should change it to something better and non-unusual.

Remember to votekick allied friendly Heavies and to allow allied friendly Pyros to do their thing.

Two of the most laughed at mains are now shitposting on reddit threads.
Whoever wins, we lose.

we overwatch now

If they can have a crusader crossbow we can have wavedashes

>hating on the pug
ISHYGDDT