/owg/ - Overwatch General

Mrs. and Mrs. Ziegler

xth for chill nigga beats

>no tracer gf

>Pharah is best waifu
/fact

HYPE HYPE

HYPE! SOMBRA IS HERE!

"Blizzard developers James Waugh (director of story & creative development), Michael Chu (senior designer, Overwatch), and Arnold Tsang (assistant art director, Overwatch) present a behind-the-scenes look into the creative process of developing the art, design, and story for Overwatch's newest hero. Q&A session moderated by Kim Phan (senior manager, esports). "

comiccon2016.sched.org/event/7f28/behind-the-scenes-of-overwatchs-newest-hero

so I know a guy who tried to rewrite starlight express with overwatch characters

Has anyone had a game in the last few days in which someone in their team didn't lock in Genji or Hanzo within the first 10 seconds and proceed to be useless?

What was it like?

Posting butt

DAILY REMINDER that Pharah is a lesbian quadruple amputee and an orphan. She's had a hard life...

15th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting by EnvyUs.Taimou in Overwatch tournaments

post yfw "OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN"

I want to cuddle with Pharah so hard and make her feel all warm and comfy. I want to take my hands and stick them in between hers

CHOOSE
BUTT
WISELY

>Playing with Rank 60s.
>Somehow no healer and me as the only tank for the first 3 minutes.

Console ranked is really something else.

why we waifu faggin' here mates?

>Haha I totally don't want to have sex just cuddle I'm a nice innocent guy :)

reddit

I want her to humiliate me

>Never pick instantly
>Always wait until a couple of people have picked
>One of those is always a Genji or Hanzo

>why we waifu faggin' here mates?
Where do you think we are?

Not an aimbot. Git gud and stop whining you worthless shitter.

Unplayable heroes that you need a skin for other than default
>Road, want Islander or Toa
>Lucio, want Ribbit
>Pharah, want raindancer

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Genji of course, lucio second

>play winston
>we win

Why NOT play winston?

JULY 21st is the NEW HERO REVEAL!

What will it be?

If I'm going to get nothing but sprays and voice lines, can I at least get them for characters I like?

maybe attack wouldn't win every single time if defense characters were actually decent

except for widow they're all dogshit

Who said I didn't want to have sex with her, faggot?

>implying this isn't post-sex

>Lucio and Genji

>sombra fully unveiled in the next two weeks

Apparently the battlenet forums found that "How to rank down" video

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745656512

D.va is only tolerable with her Junker getup

he's not reinhardt

>why we waifu faggin' here mates?
Why not? Better than "muh team sucks I carry you shitters solo" posts.

>other team stacks five Winstons and Mercy
>switch Bastion
>mow down all the dumb monkies
I g-guess Bastion is an okay hero

Reaper, here

mfw in the female version Pharah has the smallest ass (and she's black ffs)

>Decide to be a team player and play Mercy or Reinhardt
>My team can't kill shit

well that means Sombra is coming out before or during Comic Con, which is in 2 weeks

some people have dignity

This

>Genji has a fundoshi
>Hanzo doesn't doesn't
>76 not going commando

Dude, having utter shit taste is one thing, but you just took it to a whole never level.

and I'm not talking he did a song with redone names
he rewrote the whole damn thing
>Rusty was tracer
>electra was symmetra
> greaseball was junkrat
>pops was winston
> Pearl was widowmaker

the guy might be legitimately autistic, so I'll only post more if that is the will of the anons

if there is a genji on the other team and no reaper you bet your ass there will be monkey dick

Beatnigger does strange things to my genital region

>play comp
>win first game but someone leaves
>queue again
>someone leaves again just before we win
>lose next game
>get demoted to 59
>next game
>get matched with a two 2-man parties
>none of them join the team voice channel
>they lock Widow, Hanzo, Genji, and D.va
>we lose
>get demoted to 58
>queue again
>another Genji instalock
>check his stats
>he has a 35% winrate with Genji but it's his most played hero on QP and comp
>leave right away
>get demoted to 57

Are there any streamers that don't fucking suck? I kinda want to watch a good player stream while I chill/do something else. Any suggestions?

Does Overbuff only have statistics from people who have logged into it with their accounts, or is it for everyone who plays

>implying she doesn't squeeze her perfect butt into her suit
>implying she isn't saving it for that special person who marries her

Why else do you think she can't stay in the air for long periods of time?

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>she's black

WE

i-i never knew i was this good at hanzo

>pick bastion on attack
>4 gold medals
>potg

>pick genji on offense because teammate complains
>16 deaths
>gold objective medal
>3 eliminations

never picking any hero other than bastion again

Fags

Reaper
McCree
Lucio

>57
>tfw even Asian Moot is taunting me

what kind of mouth-drooling idiot would actually defend this

left nigger looks derpy

>McCree is now shit enough to never warrant playing certain other offence heroes but not shit enough to get Blizzard's attention and buff him

JUST

>24% weapon accuracy

typical hanzo

wuz

>16 kills
>9 headshots
bait

>her suit
more pics required

When people first were discussing McCree balance, I said they should rework flashbang to stop him from mowing down squishy characters while keeping him as an generalist/anti-tank.

I said that if Tracer/Genji is a problem they should buff Torb/Mei to control them (and make Roadhog's hook more consistent in its pull in).

Looks like I was right Overnerds.

>Mercy 58
How is Mercy ranked in competitive? Is it based on her heals and supports rather than k/d, wins, etc?

they need to bump up his left click. it takes skill to actually hit people in the head and it feels underpowered.

Can a GILF be waifu material? Tune into comic-con and find out.

that looks ugly as fuck

>she's black
Kill yourself, you tumblr-browsing nigger.

He's beautiful
You're not
I like pretty things

>yfw it isn't sombra

i-i got the potg too :3

How bad are Pharah's mother issues?

>D.va is only tolerable with her Junker getup
or when hugging Pharah

not as bad as mine

>All these Wannabe Seagull Genji's in my QP.
Honestly this hero is the equivalent of Techies.

Useless.
Garbage.
attracts the biggest morons.

THANKS BLIZZARD.

The average Overwatch player or dev. It was POTG for a tournament match. 40,000 people saw it, plenty of Blizzard staff watching the tournament saw it, Taimou is still not banned or punished in any way.

This game really wants me to play Soldier 76

10 Boxes and 3 were Legendary dad skins

Ana molesting loli pharah when

Why u mad though?

Supports get fucked in ranked.

There's obviously some tension but she also got her tattoo to honor Ana.

No

While we're talking worst girl, just how big is her hitbox?
I find it remarkable easy to kill her with Reaper at ranges I would barely even tickle a tank.

So why is D.va's Ult so special?

>Only ult in the game that has a UI warning for the targets.
>Changes color when you're a "safe" distance away
>Center of warning is a perfect representation of your line of sight to target so you can break LOS on signposts or other fluff
>All of this is on top of a character voiceline that supersedes all other sound effects, a charging noise, and a giant glowing ultra-visible ball of danger.

>picking at accuracy
>in a game with infinite ammo thus no penalty for suppressive fire

>muh bodyshots

that's not an aimbot
i flick my aim before i shoot as well and it looks a lot like that

are these seriously snipers who can actually follow a guy's head without flicking the aim at the last second?

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Some of highest ranked are lucio mains. Git Gud.

You type no but you actually mean yes