/owg/ - Overwatch General

>playing against pro players and their pocket supports

just kill me wish i wasnt good at this game so my mmr was lower

63

very

58

hey friends how is your day just a reminder that anyone that mains Roadhog should burn in a fire

down here in the fifties every game is well matched with very little underdogging. feels good to be mediocre.

>be reank 68
>play with seagull and his crew more often than I ever want to in my life
I sure do love getting matched against a 6stack with a 5stack on my team.

I WON MY FIRST COMP

She whored her self out like the dick hunting cougar she is.

You just had to use this cropped webm for a general, didn't you?
Depends if you want some exclusive skins or not and are willing to fork over an additional $20 or whatever your monetary equivalent of that is.

>Playing Competitive.
>Starting to gain ranks after a long losing streak
>Say, "Good luck, everone" before a match.
>Guy that I played recently says, "Fuck you!"
>"^Legitimately a rude person. Probably didn't have a father."
>"Oh yeah?! He died when I was six!"
>He gets salty as fuck, and leaves the match.

>lying on the internet

r8 me

Prepare to lose the next 9, friendo.

>Mexican city
>The agents that are active in and around it are an American from Indiana and an Indian woman from Hyderabad

And if Sombra ends up being Ana Amari, an Egyptian will be added to that roster.

>quickplay
who gives a shit? you're rank 50 and thats bad

>be 12
>post on Veeky Forums greentext no one will ever read

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Oh my fucking god I hate Hanzo so much right now.

I just died twice to a Hanzo when he literally aimed at a fucking wall NEXT to me and it registered as a hit.

Holy fuck this game is stupid.

barely holding on

Overwatch just makes me angry. I'm not like this with other games, not even competitive games. But Overwatch, every time I play I just feel frustrated, win or lose, even game or stomp. I don't know what it is.

Anyone else feel this way?

no thats completely average

Doodoo/10

Actually, I've played with you before a couple of times, an I got the impression that you were actually pretty good. In the match I remember, you carried the payload with me while everyone else was off fuckin' around.

Reinhardt at your service

Mercy nerf when?

Post your medals and winrate to prove/disprove forced 50

>52.9%

>It's an "overtime lasts just as long as the actual match because of obnoxious Tracer/Winston stacking" game

INTEGRAL
PART
OF
THE
GAME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

playing hanzo when everyone wants you to switch actually feels good
now i know why they do it

But you read it, and it obviously left enough of an impression on you to respond.
:^)

No because I'm not a faggot

But dickriding a tank is actually the worst way to heal in Overw-
>mercy players

OT is getting nerfed but no idea if they'll actually do anything worthwhile

>do comp solo
>barely gain shit
>have to alter performance to deal with retards who can't play what they pick
>gain 40% of rank
>lose over half
>play in a group
>they're at least semi-competent in their picks even if they're adamant
>gaining at least half up to a full rank every win
>retards keep saying it's my fault and not the Hanzo-picking randos

but you do need at least 1 tank to charge your ult in 30 seconds.

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Are tanks essential?

Still no Emperor of Mankind. Blizzard come on you stole everything else from Warhammer 40k.

>Tfw lossstreak with no end in sight

How do I git gud and make the game fun again?

>me
>ooga
>team
>booga
>forced 50

ROLLAN

Zarya is cute

I want to make her feel warm and loved again.

play with friends :)

Get some friends and stack Lucio hard

Roll

nerfed how?

>play game solo
>do well, but eventually enemies push point to the end in overtime, when our team did very well and pushed it fast
>get defense coinflip
>lose
>close game and think about how bullshit and pathetic this is

>Slam the other teams ass into the next galaxy
>Go into overtime on last point
>Entire enemy team switches to Grodd
>Overtime lasts 84 years
HOW DO YOU FIGHT THIS.

Because although well presented, Overwatch is not a well designed game. It just isn't.

Roll

>Playing a KotH match
>No one else plays Support.
>It's a perfect opportunity to play Lucio, anyway.
>Speed boost out of the gate, switch to heal while on the point, and start bumping people off the map.
>Genji and Reaper run to opponent's spawn
>They both immediately start spamming "need healing"
>We barely scrape out a win because half of our team isn't even concerned about the objective.
>A third person, not even the Genji or Reaper, speaks up.
>"Lucio, what's your problem? Why you not heal them?"

>no tracer gf

Rolling __

Reapers
a single Bastion

HANZO, AT YOUR SERVICE!

>tfw bad

I've managed to save some games by switching to Pharah and just knocking people off of the objective with her E

re-roll

>Play five games in a row, each where I avoid instalocking and wait to see what the team needs
>Play Mercy all five games

What the fuck is wrong with people

Fucking play support, I want to have fun too

LUL

I want D.va to bully my dick.

is noone gonna post sauce of the OP?

>Try to lean Tracer.
>shit with her.
>go back to Roadhog
>boss everything
oh well

>shooting at an enemy team that's completely distracted
>not a single confrontation
>skill

nice target practice i guess

More essential than Widowmaker is.

>Ryūjin no ken wo......AUGGGHHHH

pre-match is a game of chicken, youve gotta insta lock your role if you want any hope of having fun

>there are posters here right now who care seriously about winning in a game no one will remember in 10 years
really creepy!

>play with friends because let's have some fun bro
>get matched against another group of friends who take it super serious and rek you
>"fun"

Even better is switching to Hanzo or Genji when someone tells you to switch characters. I do it every time someone says Lucio can't heal and I need to be Mercy instead.

>trashing a team
>guy disconnects and doesn't come back
>end up losing
is there anything worse

>Be level 60
>Lost first game because we got steamrolled
>Lose second game because it put us with the same 4 randoms against the same premade as last game
>End up at 58
>Win a slugfest KoTH that went to point 5 and extended OT
>because of a leaver I moved up a sliver of rank

>tfw you manage to hold overtime and die just as your team arrives and kills the remaining enemies

>Turn on the ESL tournament
>The casters are discussing Trump

What the fuck.

I just disable all communications, turn the volume real low, and just listen to some jams while doing my own thing

Of course I only play quick play

>tfw you will never kiss Tracer's neck

this map design is complete dogshit you get stuck on every fucking little thing and feel like some mentally handicapped retard

QP or comp?

nerf overtime
nerf mercy
nerf roadhog
buff zenyatta
buff d.va
enforce a 1-2 hero limit

>Pharah

Not my first choice but ok.

Deman has a mole ON his double chin. Jesus Christ that must be awful. I would kill myself.

Actually there is.
>having a player on your team insta-lock widowmaker.
It's okay though since in quick-play I just abuse the free-disconnect when this happens.

>tfw your team gets killed by a group ult, and you keep the point contested with 14HP
>Right as your reinforcements arrive a Lucio pushes them all off the side
>Yoou die and lose
God I was crying

So out of curiosity, how many players named after Overwatch characters have you guys ran into? I ran into a guy named Hanzo last night and he seemed like a decent guy despite my initial suspicions. So far I've ran into 4:

Hanzo
>Decent guy, had him on Gibraltar attack against a defending team of Hanzos with a lone Zenyatta caught in the middle of the Hanzo shitfest begging us to spare him
>He played roadhog most of that game and kicked the enemy hanzo's shit in
Widowmaker
>Decent aim as widowmaker, ran into him twice on Kings Row attack and Dorado defense
>Changed chars to help fill in positions in the team like tanks or to counter certain enemies on the opposing team
Genji
>Talked shit to our team when we were doing badly or to the enemy team if we were doing well on Gibraltar defense
>Stays as Genji all game regardless of attack or defense and complains that his team sucks when he goes off by himself and dies
Mercy
>Complains that her team isn't protecting her
>Gets shredded to pieces by my team the moment she comes into view
>She gets salty that she didn't get the most heals card at the end after they lose and leaves.
>I got it instead since I was playing as Mercy on Anubis Defense

>rank
>mattering fuck all

The lwoer your rank the easier it is to shit on everyone. What is your problem? Want to face level 80 premade one day?

Don't play solo. Play with friendos.

It also helps to group up with someone who enjoys playing a support. I like playing Lucio, or Zenyatta if there's already another secondary support.

>team wins with literally seconds left

>gg ez

is roadhog actually hard to play
everytime i get oneshot i feel the game outskilled me more than the player

>Enemy team focuses me and I die
>But they ALL die as well because they focused the fucking healer and ignored everyone else

Okay, thanks for the win, I guess???

I want it all.