Planetside 2 general - /ps2g/

meme patch with meme changes
forums.daybreakgames.com/ps2/index.php?threads/game-update-7-7.241708/

>What is this game?
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>How do I play?
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>How do I play? (advanced)
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>Tweaks and optimizations
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>Weapon stats and vehicle weapons
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>Weapons chart some user made
i.imgur.com/HOdhWox.png

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I'm proud of you /ps2g/
You made it to bump limit

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Its the summer tho. Plus the 80 other posters are me

nah, I was using my botnet to post from at least 50 locations, stop pretending to be me

I like talking to myself. Dont you love killing vanu scum?

I like dildos and putting things in my anus.

SOMEHOW NOW 9GB

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Burgers make my thighs get thicc ;_;

go on....

>steam

Where's the problem in using one of the best if not the best platform?

nothing wrong with Steam in itself, its just PS2 doesn't really run well with it for some reason. Much better to just use the dbg client

>playing ps2 in steam

>buy a new 65 inch SUHD tv
>it craps out after 30 minutes

I hate this world and I hate you all

WHAT IS CONSTRUCTION

that's what you get for buying cheap shit

>I hate you all

VEHICLE RAMPS AAAAAAHHHH

IM GOING TO LUANCH MY FLASH INTO SO MANY SICC JUMPS

>3000€
>cheap

No, it just my bad fucking luck. I swear to God, it always happens to me.

that's my entire ;life savings

nigga you rich

>I swear to God
SWEAR TO ME

Not you user, I like you

y-you too

SO WHAT CAN I DEPLOY RAMPS AND MAKE MLG MONTAGES

I'm going to deploy ramps to use as cover for my boltshittery ))))))))))))))))))))

>Pull a Banshee Mossie
>Shoot into a group of DIG at Ikanam landing pads
>28 kills

WHAT IS "GET REVENGE 25DOLLAROS"

kills the person who just killed you

oh boy, its time for ptsd

WHAT
THIS IS LITERALLY PAY TO WIN

it deletes the character who killed you and uninstalls their client

It also gives you 1 billion certs

jesus christ the lag is real with this patch

omg ur rite

thicc thighs save lives
indulge in the burger

HOW DID THEY JUSTIFY THIS SHIT

idk plz dont get mad at me ;_;

am I being memed on?

WHEN DID IT HAPPEN
BACK IN MY DAYS, THERE WAS SOMETHING CALLED "HONOR" AND "I'M NOT GOING TO ACCEPT THIS KIND OF THINGS"
WHO'S BEING MEME'D ON
I'M THE GUY WHO JUST FINISHED DOWNLOADING PLANETSIDE 2 TROUGH STEAM

Always
Be
Cmeming

>mfw this new map button layout

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT

I KEEP TRYING TO CHANGE CLASS AND AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO DEPLOY

WHAT

THEY JUST FUCKING DID IT
THEY KILLED ME BECAUSE I KILLED TOO MANY WHITE COLLARS AND THEY DECIDED IT WAS ENOUGH
FUCKIN 13 KILLS

AHHH HEAVY ASSAULT TO DEFAULT. NOO

>this all caps poster
What the fuck is going on

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON

I STARTED BECAUSE FUCK THE GET REVENGE
EVERYONE FOLLOWED
ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK IS CONSTRUCTION

ENEMY HEAVY SPOTTED! WHAT DO COMMISSAR??????

CONSTRUCTION MEANS YOU CONSTRUCT THINGS

WHAT DO YOU CONSTRUCT?

BASES AND STUFF

SHOOT HIM

YE BUT HOW

YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

WHAT ARE MINERALS

CORTIUM AND SHIEET

YE BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WOULD I DO THE CONSTRUCTION THING

FOR VICTORY POINTS, WHICH LOCK THE CONTINENT
THAT, AND FUN

COMFY TIMES WITH OUTFIT MATES AND FARMING SALT AND VP

CONSTRUCTION SAVED THE GAME

ONLY IF YOU'RE IN AN OUTFIT AND ARE A NORMALFAG

WRONG CONSTRUCTION SAVED THE GAME PERIOD AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DEBATING THIS TRUTH

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

Stop yelling you fucks.

OKAY AFTER THE LAST 2:30 HOURS SPENT DOWNLOADING AND UPDATING AND PLAYING FOR HALF AN HOUR
now i remember why i stopped playing.
The endless grind, the acid player base, the sort of feeling of emptyness this game leaves
shit, i had 3 characters at 80, one for each faction, 2k hours in
there's nothing more for me
the crossbow won't make me stay
the construction won't make me stay
the new shiny helmets won't make me stay
there's no need for another disillusioned player here
adieu, /p2g/

its only fun in an outfit. lone wolfing made me burn out in a week. outfit made me burn out in 3 months

what will you play next, user?

Eternal crusade :^^^^^^^^^^^^)

So what's the damage on the Airhammer?

Salvageable for AI work or undeniable shit?

>gus does not play anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=mxKd_exDYrU
what is the point

W H A T S E R V E R
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>you will never construct a vehicle ramp to lead glorious vehicle zergs into biofarms

M A G G I E

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wasnt faven making new armor sets?

I really wanted air cancer today.

Thanks Higby you drunk.

They're already done, it's now up to daybreak devs to redo all the player models so they can actually add the armor into the game

It has taken them about 6 months and counting so far to get it done, I suspect because they have a very amateur modeler on the team (if everything currently in the game is anything to go by at any rate)

>after 150m control of the phoenix missile is reassigned to the closest player to the missile

>you can now shoot down aircraft by forcing them into the phoenix camera so they're unable to control themselves and crash

fucking 10/10 best phoenix buff it's actually usable now

shit nigga that's hilarious

>wow look at the size of that patch, let's see the notes
>Added spot VO callout for spotting enemy ANTs

THE GAME IS SAVED

I don't know who else is on the team but they still have Bill Yeatts, who has been one of the art guys since the start.

those are beyblades

Look at me.

I'm the captain now.

>walls and bunkers no longer take damage when being repaired by a repair module
lame
>tomcat nerf
lame
>banshee buffs
im okay with this

"They buffed the Banshee and Coyotes!"
"I'll go get all my air-chav friends and we'll farm, it'll be great"

>Sitting on a mountain with a 150mm AP cannon on my full vehicle stealth Vanguard
>....bueno.....

Seriously, shot down more idiotic air 'farmers' in the last 4 hours then in the last 4 months. Dropping shells into the air to air duels going on too, the salt when some sky-knight instantly explodes to a tank shell out of fucking nowhere mid-duel is the best, especially when I was doing it on the TR/VS front, 6 hexes from the nearest NC fight.

Buff the things more. Anything that puts more bads in the air amuses me.

oh ;_;

AH is actually in a good spot it seems. AI functionality is more or less the same but its anti-ESF capability is much less than before.

Thoughts?

I was hoping the Tomcat buff vs Libs would actually make it possible to 1 v 1 those Lib autists but it really won't be enough to kill them before they kill you :(

>it's a harasser with a pocket engineer episode

I'll wait to see how it looks on oracle over the coming weeks

>mess with the design of my crosshair for meme tracker
>a large white box now shows up around it

fug, can someone remind me what I do to make it transparent?

Magazine size or reload speed?

don't use paint

Mag size for pretty much everything except for maybe the gatekeeper

which gun?

usually magsize, unless the magazine is already fuckhuge and you're more likely to austisticly reload.

Probably the greatest shot in my life was when I inadvertently headshotted an engineer out of the cab of a passing Harasser.
>implying anyone ever believes me when I tell them about it