/5N@F/ General

Like a saxophone.

Ghost, I don't think your Freddy is "yandere". She's just a serial killer.

This image of him ended up being more prophetic than I think we realized.

I don't know, man. I think it's pretty clear that he belongs at the apartment complex.
He's as broken as everyone else.

>The roommates are all shallow, unstable, selfish pricks
>Jeremy Human is a fucking demon from the depths of hell
>Goldie is an asshole ghost who mentally fucks with Mike
>possibly multidimensional shenanigans underway
Mike's existence is literally suffering. Either he's going to kill himself or he's going to go postal.

He's broken BECAUSE he's stranded there. If he were in our dimension he'd just be a somewhat oblivious and vaguely egotistical dip, in this universe his fucking brain is imploding. No one should have to live out their days stranded so far away from everything they ever knew or cared about, trapped in a world with these inhuman freaks and abominations. Not to mention being tormented and nearly killed by insane robots.
He's not broken because he's inherently fucked up, he's broken because of what the place has done to him.

What did he mean by this?

I hope future chapters elaborate on the history and personalities of the JH robots, because the previous chapters from the restaurant were kind of unfulfilling.

Sure

They're just robots, they don't have much in the way of personalities.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Nigga that's no excuse. The robots from the Mike's dimension have plenty of personality, so it makes no sense that the ones in this universe don't.

I mean, that looks more like she stance is shifting, but I'll accept it

>>The roommates are all shallow, unstable, selfish pricks
Hey now, Bonnibel is a perfect delicate flower who never did anything wrong.

I want to see up her dress.

Back up.

She sexually assaulted Mike that one time.

It's not sexual assault if he pops a boner.

But what if he finds love?

We don't know if he's actually an interdimensional chucklefuck. The few times we saw him thinking about his past, we only got to learn that he can't actually remember his life, before.
We do know that he has absolute certainty that he's human, enough to be afraid of furry doctors experimenting on him.
I wonder if he's really human. So far, the most likely things he could be are:
>interdimensional refugee human
>advanced experimental android
>monkey with genetic fur disease and numerous psychiatric problems, who hit his head while dining at JH's, and now believes himself to be a human

He was having an up day too.
Though, that was probably the only day she would have been willing to let him go inside her room.

It is if she grabs it without his permission.

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You'll definitely see more of them before the story's over. They're a lot of fun to write for.

He's almost certainly from another dimension. His knowledge of things from our world which he couldn't possibly know about otherwise, as well as the visions he experienced last chapter make that pretty clear.

Where's the robots? Post more robots.

There are robots over here

k

But Mike's boner gave her retroactive permission.

He could've been a terribly obssessed humie, before hitting his head.
Although it doesn't really make much sense, as humies (or, at the very least, Bonbon) have a very strange idea of what humanity would be like.

Thicc is like curvy; it used to apply to women with big tits, fat asses, and wide hips, but then fat fetishists bastardized it.

Can do!

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I'm glad anons aren't writing consent lines.

>men can't be raped
SJW spotted

what about april?

This is better than any of the Roommates discussion in the past month.
More.

I blame Americans lowering their standards

laws* not lines.

I'm tired.

Does her being legitimately mentally unwell have any affect on those laws? It is kind of fucked up, but it's hard to say from that comic how much control she actually has on her body and emotions. Or how canon it is for that matter.

I don't think that's how it works.

Fuck off, benisposter

What?

It's like you guys don't know anything about how furry law works.

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Wait, what's happening in this picture? Why is Foxy crying?

There's this if it tickles your fancy
5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35203

>Kayla
Ew

I'll show you something ew

*unzips*

woman/eunich detected. That's not how boners work. years ago I had a dream about Oprah's studio getting caught on fire midshow. She kept laughing and laughing as everything and everyone turned to flames. I woke up rockhard. Doesn't mean i'm a pyrophile or want to fuck Oprah. It's merely a coincidental quirk of life.

It just means you wanted to piss when you woke up.

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Yo that's weird.

The delusions of the well and truly insane can be quite detailed.

No RPing on the thread.
Keep it in the irc with your gay furry fuck buddies.

Fuck off, hateanon.

So is waking up with a boner normal?

Wouldn't taking a piss with a boner be hard? How does that make sense?

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your bladder fills while you sleep and presses against your prostate which causes you to get a boner. Its simple biology. Didn't you health class teach you shit?

Why yes, it's very normal. It's such a common ocurrence that it has a popular name: "Morning wood".
And yes, taking a piss with a boner is a pain in the ass. Nature doesn't always make sense.

L O N D O N

>So is waking up with a boner normal?
Yeah kinda.

*slams paw* I'm sick and tired of all this fursecution!

pls be in london

So who's here ironically excited for the books?

Bedtime stories with an ocfag when

Dudes get boners for any reason at all, and sometimes no reason as well.
Itchy balls? Boner
Dick isn't tucked properly? Boner
Pants rubbing together? Boner
Breeze travels up your pantsleg? Boner
Think about your dick? Boner
Haven't stood up in a while? Boner
Get nervous? Boner
Scared? Boner
Happy? Sad? Angry? Boner
Not doing anything? Boner

It's annoying

There are more cities than London.
Well, I learned stuff today.

Dude its 8, it aint that late

Also sometimes your body will literally cause a boner just to make sure everything is still working properly. The origin of the no reason boner
glad to educate now go tell people your knew knowledge with no forewarning and at inappropriate times

This is endlessly hilarious to me.

Please. Everyone. Tell me more about your dicks.

buuuut im sleepy and it'd be cozy

Its easy to hide a boner

Just put it up against your stomach and drap your shirt over it

personally I just flex my legs. Pulls all the blood away

They fucking hurt sometimes man. Also they can happen a lot if you're bored because your mind will just wander to sex, like if you're sitting in a classroom for a long time.

If a guy jacks off too much, their dick will start to curve in the opposite direction. So, if you're a righty your dick will curve left, and vice-versa. That's in addition to the natural curve already present.
Sometimes we have to be careful sitting down, otherwise we could sit on our balls. This hurts a lot.
Guys can flex their dicks when erect.
The inside of a guy's urethra has rifling. This is why guys can pee in a solid stream more accurately than women.
Speaking of pee, sometimes our stream will split in two or three streams. Usually after an orgasm, but sometimes for no reason.
Also, most guys don't use the hole in the front of our boxers to pee. Most just slide their underwear down and let the dick flop out the top. This has the added benefit of going handsfree, by using the waistband to control where our dick points.
When guys sleep on their stomach, the pressure on our dicks can cause wet dreams. It can also cause nightmares.

Hi, Ching Chong.

Why would they hurt that makes no sense that's awful.
Holy shit.

We've gone too long without linking this to FNAF.
Uh.
Man I bet these robots have weird dicks.

Ehh, If I get a boner I don't really pay mind to it. So what if people look at it? If they make a comment, I'll just ask them why the fuck are you looking at my crotch

I've heard masturbating without lubricant fucks up your nerve endings over time, is this true?

Yes those wacky robots from Five Nights at Freddy's, I bet they don't take kindly to when they catch the guard asleep and he has a boner.

Testicles move around in the sack on their own. Constantly shifting around and shit. This means that sometimes they'll get wrapped around each other, which hurts worse than pissing stones and can cause necrosis. Also, sometimes they'll retract up to the cavity they came from before puberty, which creates the danger of popping. Fun fact: This cavity is where trans men will put their balls prior to getting them surgically removed.

everyone knows that hair grows in places you aren't warned about. This can include part-way up the shaft. Never a full thick thing, but hairs none the less. I once knew a guy who found a hair growing along the rim of his urethra.
Lucky for the fnaf bots, no such problem I imagine

A too-powerful boner can sometimes just feel too fucking rigid or throb almost painfully since it's pretty much just a blood-filled sponge of sorts. That's why there've been jokes about BONERS AS STRONG AS STEEL for the longest time.

Only if you're cut, sure. But being cut already does that, as does the immense drying-out that it causes without the foreskin present.

>Wake up
>try to piss
>flies out in a fucking helix like my dick is the fucking ship from R-Type

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Usually they'll hurt if they're erect for too long or if its owner was dumb enough to slap his slippery bogle to furry porn 8 times in a day.

Depends on if you have a foreskin and how much of it you have. Jacking off dry with a big enough foreskin works decently, but it's almost impossible when circumsized. I've done it before, but it wasn't the most pleasant orgasm I've ever had. If you're circumsized, about 80% of the nerve endings in your dick are gone anyways, so there isn't much to fuck up.

Yes, hair on the shaft comes out of small bumps on the skin, which may freak you out when you're young and don't know about them, and you just have bumps where hair is going to grow out of but hasn't yet.

Honestly the lore about Purple Guy was shit the moment we knew him as Purple Guy and not just "the murderer." I can't even care anymore.

>a fan nickname somehow ruins his lore

You're retarded.

We'll look back on this day.
The day the thread turned into a full on discussion about dicks and how they work.

Is Sister Location meant to be canon, or is it just a side thing before he gets back to FNAF 8?

Reminder that the reason viagra warns you to see a doctor if you have an erection for longer than 4 hours is because necrosis of the dick will start taking place if it's erect too long, and the only way to stop it is to drain the blood out with a needle or an incision.

I mean knowing who he is and seeing him do things, you stupid asshole.

>The Fazbear Driver, or FazDriver, is the device used by Freddy's team to form a powerful contract with the user. However, if the user doesn't meet certain qualifications, the belt would reject the user, usually resulting in untimely death. Before using this belt, the user must make sure they are:
>1: Charitable and Sincere
>2: Somewhat mentally insane
>3: [DATA EXPUNGED]

>It appears that Markiplier happens to be 99.9% compatible with this belt...

>Hmm.... Anyway, other than the qualifications, this belt acts just like the Den-o Belt. The user simply selects one of the buttons representing the imagin they wish to be possessed by, and scans the pass on the belt.

>Five Nights at Freddy's (C) Scott Cawthon
>Kamen Rider Den-o (C) Toei/Bandai

This is why FNAF shouldn't cross over with anything. Especially mah camen driver