/srg/ - Speedrunning General

SGDQ
- Now Playing: Tetris Grand Master 2
- Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule

ESA:
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- twitter.com/esamarathon

>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
- reddit.com/r/samandtolki

Other urls found in this thread:

unz.com/isteve/is-transgenderism-an-autism-spectrum-disorder/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

whatever this runner sets

first for quality speedruns

Hey guys I'm thinking of submitting a seeded speedrun of Sudoku. I've got difficulties from 1-10 but I'm only gonna show 1-5

last

Do you think I have a shot at marrying this perfect guy

threadly reminder

>- Now Playing: Tetris Grand Master 2
if only

Are these viruses? I want to know but too scared to click

Here come the devs donations. Goddamnit, just put a disclaimer saying "Those guys basically gonna pay to MSF a big sum so we'll showcase this game for them". Even though this game might be hard, the problem is it doesn't seem like it to average viewer unlike tetris or stepmania. Just admit you took some money for this.

Is this a rayman motorcycle game? also why does rayman have arms?

No

How was the tetris block?

it's cp

Yo Anime where you at?

Dream of WR still?

Get back to me reel soon girl. ;)

What did someone say about the UK?

It's a screamer

Blue shirt guy probably en employee himself. Shit at the game and wears a trials fusion shirt.

It's a code for free onion rings at your closest Burger King. Burger King, eat fresh!

Why am I watching this

>manchildren literally getting angry because someone doesn't play a videogame the way they want

I think I'm going to kill myself explicitly due to this run.

hella friggin ep*c

>We've got $10,000 from TheYetee (from the % that they are legally obligated to give us from t-shirt sales)
>Put this towards sniping the losing side in donation wars multiple times each year because 'fuck you plebs'

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I actually find this more entertaining then 2d sidescrolling grandpa games honestly
It's just this guy isn't perfect, I guess there's not too many people that good at trials

It would be okay to good if the setup time was cut by 90%.

It's CP screamer tranny shit that cucks you when you open it.

That bad, huh?

Based Steve Sailer shows up just in time:

unz.com/isteve/is-transgenderism-an-autism-spectrum-disorder/

it's a blackmail virus that encrypts your files and demands 1000$ to decrypt them.

>DK 64 gets a spot in the middle of the night
>this letsplay gets primetime

>no commentary
>no music
>no donations
>fox only

>Female

>Hears clapping
Oh great they're done
>See Matt Damon's downie brother pick up the controller
Ffffffff

WOW WHAT A COOL ANIMATION I'M GLAD YOU WASTED TIME FOR THAT

nobody thinks ubisoft didn't shell out money for this shit. it's not even a speedgame, there's too many tracks, having wr in one doesn't mean shit when there's thousands of them

>live in italy
>it's 1:44 AM right now
>no TES untill at least 2:20 AM
>I'm not even sure if it's worth it anymore

>Thanks to GDQ for introducing me to the Trials, definitely gonna check it out
>Huge Trials fan, good luck to all the runners
>literally nothing actually about the """"runner""""
Totally not shills, nothing to see here.

BUT BRO, IT'S A SPEEDRUN
YOU GONNA DIE FAST

Don't forget, this is a "speed" "run"!

Going to do a speedrun showcasing my favorite doujins at the next AGDQ. For $5000 I'll throw in a speedrun of my favorite gfur artists.

>just beat old doom e1 totally under par, can I be in the club yet?

yeah why the fuck did they put DK at such a bad time?? It is a fucking top tier speed game

Have they just saved a bank of neutral donations to play through this cancerfest or is Mike Uyama gonna have to cut back on Marvel Heroes MTX this week?

Seriously I like this game
What're/were some fun games at AGDQ to watch then if this one is apparently so boring?

I'm thinking of speedrunning Huniepop 100% with the nude patch next year, how much do I have to pay to get a spot? I'd like an incentive for cumming at the same time as the mc as well.

>Matt Damon's downie brother

Hory shet

>5pm on the west coast
>trials
So why is middle of the day boring shit on now?
Were there alot of delays or something?

setup time for tetris block was horrendous

>they could just mercy kill it and actually make up for tetris delay
>instead we get to sit in silence and watch this unreal shit

It got a little more interesting now that these actually look difficult

Honestly, this GDQ probably has the worst primetime games I've ever seen.

What were they thinking?

>There's a sign at the back with GDQ in big letters
URN SAVED

It literally looks like his eyesockets are completely black

f-zero gx

MERCY
KILL
PLEASE

anybody hyped for chop's fallout: brotherhood of steel run? the best videogame of all time

wtf this isn't even a speedrun, im so confused

either tell me all the drama that happened this GDQ or fuck off

Seriously, Halo rule this shit if it goes even a second over the estimate.

>mfw this has been a giant advertisment

every single level is just a reskin of the past one
why not make a speedrun of the vanilla game and then do a top 10 user created or some shit

No, it didn't. Maybe if they were actually good at the game.

Nah because Chop is an unrepentant edgelord cocksucker

>all those voicecracks

i hope this run goes over the time estimate

Makes me kinda sad that their community now wants to cling so desperately to GDQ when this is the last time it will be tolerated.

WHERE IS THE INVISIBLE BIKE
PEOPLE PAID MONEY FOR THE INVISIBLE BIKE

>the runner has his iq on his shirt

twitch chat isn't all bad

why are they doing a custom map lets play of Trials fusion?

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some guy didnt' do his donation incentive and is probably not invited back.

some other guy had to do his run in the middle of the night as was really out of it and went off on random tirades about owen wilson among other random shit including telling people to harass companies on twitter. still managed to finish run under estimate. drama is he might not be invited back.

is there anything else?

If anything they're generous.

He looks like he'd reply 'FOOTBALL' to 9/10 questions.

apparently the ty the tasmanian tiger runner didn't do the donation incentive he had, the NSMB2 runner forgot to bring a charger and his DS died mid-run (which he noticed and said nothing about), and what's going on now is a huge shitshow

Fucking amazing how actually nobody did anything about this "commentary".

Did they actually?

>next three tracks
DELET THIS RUN

O V E R E S T I M A T E

they said those audio guys were "donating" their time but there is NO way that is true

if uama gets a 10% cut who else do you think gets some doshy dosh?

>He looks like he'd reply 'FOOTBALL' to 9/10 questions.

Please, the runner was charger-fluid.

As much shit as it's getting, this is still better than the ponyfucker's starcraft 2 speedrun with knitcunt commentary.

Also people on reddit got triggered because he was a tranny or something

>interesting upcoming block placed in middle of european nighttime
>last thing I watch today is whatever this is

>restarting every 2 seconds
How is this even a decent lets play?

this looks as fun to play as it is to watch

That one donation was more entertaining than these 1 and a half hours.

K I L L M E
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well the entire GDQ is shit this year, makes you miss last year :^)

Where's this Invisible Bike mode?
Because I want it to disappear.

How much pussy you think this guy gets at GDQs where the standards are as low as the floor? Or are the girls just there for the smelly nerds
But yeah of course one of the runners for this game is an ultra-normie, fits the games image well

this is so goddamn tame compared to GDQs past, holy shit.

Is there something wrong with this run? I've been watching for the last 3 or 4 tracks and it looks fine to me, if a bit quiet.

At least we have some good stuff coming up, both smrpg and final fantasy on the last day, oot glitchless tomorrow, my russian roulette any%.

I would've been able to catch the entire Bethesda block if they weren't delayed by like 4 hours.
Now I won't even get to watch Morrowind.

I thought they tried to prevent cancer

almost every female is someone's mom or someone's gf/wife and despite the mems because a couple people cheated doesn't mean most do

it's just boring is all. it has no business being in a speedrunning event

It's actually extremely fun to play, ever tried it? I beat all the tracks for the base game a while back

>tfw no cute boy to watch sgdq with