/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

reminder that this is not the /pol/ overflow board

>twitch chat

Found reddit.

HOW MUCH?

>american cs
liquid sure has a nice line-up :^)

>be me
>be cute
>have cute gf (male)
>be global

>be you
>be not cute
>don't have anything
>be gold nova
>probably watches anime

kys my man

I like how navi dumpstered hiko playing squeaky two rounds in a row

>gf
>male
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!???

please lose weight

>global
>aka the highest floating shit on the toilet
>this is somehow a thing to be proud of

>He doesn't watch anime

top kek this nerd

FATKO ARE U KIDDING ME
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hiko was kidding all along

Oh my god lads, in OG McSkillets new video he opens $1000 dollars worth of cobblestone cases!
This is insane!

youtube.com/watch?v=ThY_vS7iwbg

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USA USA USA

>14 rounds

time to choke

I saw FalleN at a grocery store in Cologne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

FalleN said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

After that FalleN took out his iPhone and started looking for Pokémon until he hit his head on the wall. I went to him and said, "I was don't know this details"

Choke time, lads!

it's been about 6 months since i last cared about csgo. anything I should know that happened since then?

-Inferno
+Nuke
BR's don't understand what a contract is

7/10

WE COBBLE NOW

>opened a p250 imperial dragon stattrak battle scarred something around two weeks ago
>by the time I can actually sell the goddamn thing after restrictions the price has halved

Fuck everything.

navi is so frustrating to watch prob the dumbest team I seen

USA USA USA USA USA USA

who has the best cobblestone?

Why the fuck would you peek

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can we just have a fast cobble, nobody gives a shit about these 2 shitters

let fnatic play already

shame edward got caught out here, he needed to be hidden so much earlier

navi so fukin shite

gonna lose 1-2 to fucking liquid hook

Hiko single-handedly saved this sorry ass team.

>cuck'vi

hownew.ru

>impartial casting
kek

you dont know now you know

Navi

Navi if Guardian is even half focused.

>navi
>losing memebble to liquid
hahaha no

SK or VP who to pick? I assume SK because favelas have no shame in toggling as soon as the match starts.

i want to kiss nick cannella!!

VP will win at least 1 map, on a good veto they can win even, because Luminosity's knowledge of VP is very limited (thanks to all the time VP spent in the dumpster). Use that to your betting knowledge

>bet against liquid in decider and qf because i want them to win
>in retrospect realize i probably put too much on navi
>now i dont want either team to win

help

If you have to ask then I advice you to stop betting right now.

i love baeW!!!
twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/751469236934049792

its pretty good
nothing too crazy, we r in germany
max zoom with me shitty phone
id say 20

I think VP has a decent shot if the odds are 60+ for SK putting a cheeky bet on VP might be worth it.

1 bite closer

Should I go to NYC ESL in October?

Are you fucking high... VP has no chance whatsoever.

I want to fuck you so hard right now if you actually look like that picture

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Hey VP has never played against the new favelas I just want to be safe

low sens cucks need to leave

why does pashas face twitch and move so much
he even does it in that esl clothing advert

pretty easy skines tbqh

whats the threshold between low and high sens?

1 bite closer
but 1 more team killed

delet this

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oh user

VP was struggling against 4 man Astralis. Zonic went 25-53 in the series and still VP was struggling to win. Both maps went OT.

vp fo sho my man

t. brazilian gambler

if you spell like that then i advise you to hang yourself

>get cucked by low sens alphas
>be mad
>make this post
the absolute city of you

RIP skines.

kys Elige

If you're betting on something you don't understand you might as well play roulette

I want liquid to win but
>betting on any NA team
>ever
Nope

madman

Those floating logos are really shiny.
They must cost alot.

Oh user...

average for pro players is probably 45cm/360, so

900edpi

A small loan of a million of dollars

fuck off reddit, this thread is /pol/ territory

>tfw you waste all your skill during warmup

Halving my sens from 3,3 to 2,0 400DPI literally made me twice the player.

>no chance
>bet on VP to win with LG -1.5
>VP wins their own map pick
>collect skins

give me a case drop.....OR ELSE!

!

twice the cuck

pissing myself laughing at your life

Is $25.83 better spent on unboxing or buying skins to walk around with swag?
>betting is out of the option anyways because 7 days restriction

how can you stand playing on 400 dpi? its too slow for, especially when im doing non-csgo stuff on my computer

its been like 3 threads without rrrrr does this mean i can celebrate his death yet?

you're better off buying the skin if you really are that desperate for it

it takes less than a day to get used to desu

leave rrrrr to me

but I want to wait to see if the price drops tb h

>wearing loose shirts to hide the fat belly