Dota 2 - /d2g/

Let's make /d2g/ great again edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: killurselves.com
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

Other urls found in this thread:

amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=chamomile tea
youtube.com/watch?v=uVorQt_Fw1k
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/

how do I meet a cute girl that plays dota and has a vagina that she was born with

I don't think that's possible m8

why do you want to meet one?

How come CS:GO has offline qualifiers for their Majors and Dota doesn't?

are you playing dota right now?

reminder to never buy blademail on legion commander

why not

>5 memes early

is sea being a bad server just a meme?

i just played on SEA in a 5.5avg and no one said anything except for occasional directions by our 6k pinoy tinker on what objectives to take. No one said anything when I died 3 times in offlane and there was 0 all chat.


t. aus shit poster

>25 mins
>11 replies

yeah we're dead

>tfw your daily routine is made up of shitposting, vidya gaymes, and jerking it off

WHERE IS PATCH VOLVO

Ded gayme ded 3d

I feel empty inside

you need items to get ez duels as fast as possible
best build is treads->armlet->blink

Does today feel like a patch day/hat release day to anyone else?

nice bait. i'll stick to blademail as long as my bracket still allows it.

>Blink dagger cost increased from 2250 to 2500
thoughts?

cancel^^ is so fucking autistic

How to avoid a ultra stale international memeta:

>release a major patch one week before the event (and I mean a huge one)
>this way the winner is choosen between flexible teams and not meme shitters (like shitrekt and eg)

>When management tells you that you have to stream

>blademail doesn't help get ez duels
???

"no"

Buying blink on the hero isn't always the play. Let's say there's a bunch of annoying shit on the other team like Dazzle, Bane, Pudge, Axe, etc. Blink is fucking pointless because there's nothing to blink on. You have to let them come to your team in those situations. Once they've blown all their spells, you can jump in with your blademail and lock one of them down while also becoming an extremely unappealing target for the rest of the retreating enemy team.

who is objectively the sluttiest male Dota 2 hero

>super star teams of NA and EU are practically scrimming with each other at NEL
Lmfao burgers and eucu.cks are scared of Chinks.

you are

why the fuck do they need to suck PandaTV's cock when they have a billionaire Turk sugar daddy?

something tells me Secret is barely better off than say Complexity judging by how much of a sellout they are

chinks do the same thing in cdec my friend
they also have dpl

maybe Kemal's dad needs to maintain good relationships with chinks businesses

Why aren't ya playing Aura Master Centaur?

what about EEL? why isn't that a thing now?

aura alch is better

Russians keep ruining any attempt at pro inhouses in Europe, so non-slavshit euros play NEL or just stick to pubs.

Because you could've been more effective as Abaddon.

go get a job

living the dream my man

Abba doesn't have a highly spammable 400 damage nuke

No, but he has heals, free speed that also helps push towers, and a button to go neigh invulnerable on a short cooldown.
He can also end games before 30:00 very reliably.

Why is ppoppan stream offline then

Does panda tv not work in europe ?

Is the game less shit after 6.88?

No, they just made the lanes 2-2-0 instead of 2-1-1-0
Game won't be good again until they unfuck offlane and stop supports from removing 100% of the friendly creeps from the offlaner's XP bar

>Does panda tv not work in europe ?

I guess so since I just opened it up and it works for me in NA

Has this hero just always been low-key good?

fuck, meant 2-1-1-1
And roamers can fuck off, too.
>easily shut down if your team isn't stomping hard
>countered by armor
>basically badSven
No, dagger spam in lane is her only saving grace, and it won't carry you if it isn't itemized around.

>it won't carry you if it isn't itemized around
>dagger spam in lane
>in lane

less than 100th for beyondtheshill

>countered by armor
???
So like every other physical damage hero in the game. What kind of retarded made up argument is that.
>badSven
Not even slightly similar

>play 1 game
>win
>scared of playing another game because i don't want to lose virtual points
FUCK this feel tbqhwy senpaitachi

what a terrible fucking "artstyle" on that chink cartoon

>tfw you have insomnia

what do dotards

Riddle this one out for me dotards.What are THE BOOTS for roaming RIKIMARU that transitions into carry?

Should I be going OoV into Phase (while prioritizing leveling Cloak and Dagger) OR go OoV into Threads (While prioritizing Blink strike so I can chase better)

Also is Aquila any good on Riki or should I just go straight into diffusal and destroy the supports?

Thanks for the feedback

John Connor... it is time.

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

drink chamomile tea, buy it at your local store
or on amazon amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=chamomile tea

Screenshot this, I'm going to bring SF back.

A bottle of whiskey always does the trick.

>Get a courier from the wheel.
>Look it up on the steam store.
>Valve sells it for $7
>It sells for 7 cents on the market.
Are the kikes behind this?

Dragon lance, blink, pike, bkb into crit satanic ez

>Threads

what exactly is the issue

if the supply is far greater than the demand then theres not much valve can do

there is however an idea I had

>pike
no

OK I've not played since Arc Warden was released
What's good now, how's the meta

So should I be going threads or phase? Phase gives a bit more mobility and that sweet extra damage coupled with backstab, but I can thread change and have a bit more sustain while fighting

I think you should "thread change" right now

The issue is that enough people bought the fucking thing and then started fighting to sell it for its value to literally drop to a 100th of its original worth. I almost suspect that Valve floods its own markets with these things to prevent people from recycling their steam funds.
What's the idea?

>you will never be Misery

;_;

gonna go hit the gym to get in shape for the coming race war

peace out lads

this fuckin game man

after 4000 matches, I don't even feel happy when I win anymore
literally dead inside

>threads

take a break, find another hobby, it helps me when I feel the game is taking too much of a toll on my life

Valve doesn't directly sell couriers anymore, so anyone on the store are just from the old age from when valve would sell expensive couriers so you didn't have to buy twenty chests. They used to hold their value for a while but the flooding of new couriers pretty much killed all courier value outside a few exceptions

If we compare couriers to hero hats we can understand that the demand is vastly different. A person has potential desire for hats for all heroes while they might only desire a few couriers. People can also mix and match sets so demand does not disappear once a player picks a set he likes. So the question is how do we increase demand while limiting supply

We bring back crafting. Valve tried this before but they half assed it and gave up entirely before any tweaking.

They need to make it so that couriers can be customized with effects or new model additions. But the only way to gain these is to consume other couriers, maybe each courier has it's own unlockable effect

I mean look at the courier they released for ti, it's basically just effects piled ontop of each other. Each effect could of been a courier hat so you can pick n chose how you want your courier.

>57 minute match
>desperately defending the base as the much more farmed and coordinated enemy gradually eat away at us
>suddenly win after our lycan remembers he can backdoor enemy ancient

>tfw no black sniper hero

please back to /pol/

tfw played dota and watched anime with a real girl who went on d2g sometimes

What buff would Pugna need to become visible in pro games?

>97% male population
lol

3000 hook range

>tfw remembering techies
>remembering how reddit ruined techies
youtube.com/watch?v=uVorQt_Fw1k

Daily reminder that hating techies = 1k reddit

make ulti like dp's sucking skill

OH YEAH? Well I say liking techies makes you 1mmr reddit, prove me wrong dipshit

If you search anything that sounds remotely like techies on google, you'll just get a boatload of crybaby 2k redditers crying about 'muh im a shitter that doesn't know about wards.' It doesn't go the other way.

Thanks confirmed redditor, kys

if "meme", "bro", "doge", "dank", "doto", "dotes" or "hubby" is part of ur vocabulary
end urself

>ur

>ur
stream your suicide please

yesterday I had such big plans for today.
today I woke up and have done almost nothing.
does anyone want to be my motivational energetic roommate?

source?

Nah. I'm about to take a nap myself. Join the void.

fuck you man, don't lumb in dotes together with those normal fag slangs.
brb playing some dotes

It's too bright and I have too much energy to nap.

Sounds like the perfect day for a nap. Come on. You can do it.

heh a 'planner' how cute
sure is easy to make plans huh
just keep planning until you drop dead

I tell myself to go running regularly.
However my lungs and stamina are shit so I don't go and regret it later when it's like 9pm.

>be an atrophied slob who is rapidly approaching the point where he will become too feeble to exercise on his own
>'m-m-muh lungs and stamina are shit tho..'
>thinks this is a viable excuse and puts it off
>'at least i regret it lol'

Absolutely disgusting how does a human being end up like this

fuck off, faggot

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