/lozg/ The Legend of Zelda General

Isn't "lewd" and "proper" the same thing?

"Why do you keep trying to run away? I'm I-" She just drops to her knees crying.
What do you do? Do you just leave her alone with a sinking feeling she's given up on going after you or even more than simply looking for a partner. Or will you stay and support this lovely chocolate warrior with the result of a wonderful strong family?

I think many people here has a fetish for vanilla tender and lovely sex. And armpits.
Use those fetishes. Choose the waifu you prefer.

How big is her nose?

I wouldn't run away from her to begin with. I would pepper the length of her nose with gentle kisses.

I don't really like fanfic but i don't hate it either. I just hate shitty things. Which a lot of fanfics tend to be.

This is what I'd do.

Same content that the other user was offering and you get the same response.

It's content that doesn't serve a real purpose in zelda threads. If you can draw lewd then do that, but otherwise it's pointless.

Reminder that Sheik is MALE

You've seen Cia's hat?

youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

this should play at the end of zelda 2

Who's having a comfy day/night?

Depends on how ugly she is. If she's attractive, I'll just pump and dump. If she's a total uggo, I'll leave but I'll try to introduce one of my friends to her.

Sure, her dumb hat. What about it?

>Gerudos have a fetish for long Hylean ears.
>Hyleans have a fetish for long Gerudo noses.

You asked about the nose.

I dunno man, I'm sure you can get pleasure from it if she shoved it in your anus.

Now that I think about it the locals were looking at you not only because you're new, but also they're 'curious' of what you're like. A new challenge has grown. Fight off the other woman trying to take you for their own, or make a Harem and betray your original partner.

Go for it, never liked Tetra

Atleast you're giving her joy in some way.

She ain't real.

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They are all basically identical. Half of them wear their hair short.

>Go for it, never liked Tetra

What about this little thing?

She's lovely. Don't be mean, just be comfy.

Toss it

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Fuck man, you had one job.

Fucking savage

How do you feel the game is confirmed to be set in the Downfall timeline?

It would feel like Nintendo had forgotten their own published timeline.

ecstatic

Mountains exist in all timelines

Sorry guys, shits tough.

Do you remember when they said they were delaying BotW because Aonuma discovered a feature that he really wanted to expand on?

What the fuck was that feature?

You wanna sit down? Have some home made hot coco? I can make some for you and I'm sure that 'airy-fock up north can bring down some soup.

Koroks too

Nah, I'll just stand here.

Alright, if that starts to hurt call me. I wanna try out my healing magic.

Timefuckery.

Please remove Fi from that mans chest.

Zelda Ad Dad appreciates your poor attempt at memeing

the koroks.

Don't worry Link was kind enough to put her back.

DELET THIS

Good.
Fi is for caring and pedestal warming. NOT stabbing.

Nice

I'LL PUT YOU IN THE GROUND.

You like penetration?

I wouldn't be against it, people sharing their content here is a good thing imo. Even though I don't read fanfics I appreciate that sort of thing.

>Go to flockmod
>See this
Who did it?

Gotta make sure she's still alive.
Everything is always nice when it's Zelda.

>who did it

Maybe I should just start a fanfiction.net account. I don't usually write fanfiction, but after writing this one story, I've had ideas for several others.

Naturally.

>tfw you get beaten by a little kid

I suggest you go to that site for that stuff definitely. Linking over here is not advisable, people who want that stuff already know of that site

Thoughts?

Is that Beedle's Air Shop v2.1?

>tfw in at least one timeline you won

Good night, /lozg/.

But it is daytime

You're early to sleep today, almost an hour

Come say that to my face Boar.

He's a lost cause, user, he doesn't know the concept of time. We've tried to tell him multiple times but he just doesn't get it.

youtu.be/aEFke7X0ajs

Uh

They had to still be there. It can't retain anyones work without at least one person there.

Goodnight from me and my friends. I'm hoping to have Great Bay finished before the end of the night. Peace out Anons.
I hope some of you experiment and find yourself some Tulpa friends.

>meme mod made by an e-celeb

Very funny reddit. You're so unique and interesting.
I randomly happened upon some fag playing this on twitch

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This just made me remember how fucking good MM is and want to play it again.

Survey!

Age:
Age you started playing Zelda:
Number of Zeldas under your belt:
Hype level for BotW out of 10:
Why do you browse /lozg/?:

Age: 26

Age you started playing Zelda: 3

Number of Zeldas under your belt: Pretty much all of them except for crossbow training and the CD-i games

Hype level for BotW out of 10: 8

Why do you browse /lozg/?: Zelda talk and shitposting

Favorite?
>Mask
>Ocarina Song
>OST
>Dungeon
>Boss/Miniboss
>Character

Stone Mask
Elegy of Emptiness
Stone Tower theme
Great Bay Temple
Odolwa/Garo Master
Deku Butler

37
7
17
15/10
Looking for rumors about BotW.

>Age
24

>Age you started playing Zelda
3~5 i dunno

>Hype level for BotW out of 10
Strong 6 to a weak 7

>Why do you browse /lozg/?
Why does anyone browse Veeky Forums?
shitposting and pointless discussion

>Age:
25
>Age you started playing Zelda:
6
>Number of Zeldas under your belt:
10
>Hype level for BotW out of 10:
9
>Why do you browse /lozg/?:
Because I've lost control of my life

age 25
started at 12
15 games beaten
10/10 hype
Curiosity. It's my first time here.

Your reaction when the southeast island in BotW is inhabited by Zora that just happen to know the Ballad of the Windfish?

If some unassuming Zora there just happens to be named Marin for no real reason?

>Age
24
>started Zelda
9
># of Zeldas
All except CD-is and ALBW
>BotW hype
7/10
>Reason I come to /lozg/
Ideas guize

>Age:
32

>Age you started playing Zelda:
I don't know like ten or something.

>Number of Zeldas under your belt:
8 at least.
If you having beaten them is a requirement, then 5.
>Hype level for BotW out of 10:
10 when I heard off-hand descriptions from my friends watching the stream
3 when I saw the trailer.
Evened back up to seven when I saw the gameplay webMs.

>Why do you browse /lozg/?:
Because I only know two people who geek out about Zelda as much as me and I don't get to see them that much. Also shitposting.

>Mask
Don't have a favorite

>Ocarina Song
Song of Healing

>OST
Clock Town Day 3

>Dungeon
I don't like the Great Bay Temple

>Boss/Miniboss
The one that you use the Goron Mask to race him. Prelude to one of the best bosses in Zelda history

>Character
I love all of them, the games is about them after all.

ZELDA BUM!
LEWD!
LEWD!
MORE!

25 (26 in Nov)
2 (first time I played it, I was like 5 fully sitting down though)
All but the CDi and TH
10
Someone was talking about it on /v/
Not counting the transformation masks, Stone Mask, counting transformation, Zora/FD
In MM, Song of Healing
Time's End
Stone Tower Temple
Goht
Anju

>Anju

>Age:
26

>Age you started playing Zelda:
5 But I was obviously shit.

>Number of Zeldas under your belt:
All of them except for that Phillips nonsense.

>Hype level for BotW out of 10:
8

>Why do you browse /lozg/?:
I like Zelda and I have no friends.

Actually, i do have a favorite mask.

I don't remember its name. It's the marching band one.

Bremen's mask.

When does the technology in Zelda become so ubiquitous that the series merges seamlessly with the Metroid canon?