/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Holy fuck 2nd point on anubis with a good team is unpenetrable! Hope new maps don't have as much impossible chokepoints.

xth for "mei isn't fat, she's a healthy 5"4 180"

remove genji the most broken hero in the entire game

reminder

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*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*

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I lost 5 out of 6 games in my placement matches, should i just end it and never come back?
I even fucking play tank and/or support all the time and dont think im that bad.

>Luigi cannot cure!

What did he mean by this?

Overwatch is the only game where MMR Hell actually exists. And not because of bad players, but because of the masses of leavers and how the game deals with leavers.

>Leaver on opposing team = You gain piddlyshit for rank.
>Leaver on your team = You lose a whole rank.

At lower tiers, every other game has a leaver on either your side or the opposing side, so you really don't make any progress at all.

EnvyUs.Taimou

Mercy is the best waifu! She has the best body, best personality and best child-raising skills

Living without her is suffering

god the beauty

lost against a shitskin asian lol
instagram.com/korngonkgank/

I've never filtered anything on Veeky Forums before but you're making me consider
Who the fuck cares

What hero has the most 2v1 potential?

"Take a deep breath."

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The American flag on military uniforms is for geneva convention purposes.

literally any non-support

>Accidentally

Nigga as someone that used to think Junkat was nothing more than average and irrelevant (Not quite d.va/mei/zenyatta tier, but not good enough to warrant picking) but has recently discovered the awesome raw power of TrashMouse: You couldn't be more wrong

The difference between a good Junkrat and a bad Junkrat is huge. Anyone can throw out traps and mines and spam M1 and M2 and blow shit up and hope for kills

But landing air shot and consistently bouncing grenades where you want them takes some serious practice.

The simple fact that Junkrat can consistently knock people up in the air is extremely useful considering it lets him kill anyone that isnt a tank with just a mine + airshot grenade if he can land the airshot, because of the huge amount of damage both attacks do.

DELETE THIS

le balances ninja man

Play nice

L-Lewd!

Probably genji or lucio.

>Making me remember the sound version
STOP THIS IS MUCH TOO LE-
>Licks and bites her lip, then puts it back in
STOP STOP STOP

>wake up
>work from home all day
>ahead with work, can easily slack off for the next week and still not be behind
>play ogrewatch all day
>take a break at lunch to fap to ogrewatch porn
>eat a sandwich, start ranking myself in competitive
>play competitive matches as mercy and have fun
>look up, realize it's 5pm
>this is my life
>Shrek bursts through the window to tell me it's all going to be okay
>go back to ogrewatch

Holy shit, I'm fucking useless

It's time /owg/ post your most played

Why does Tracer look so kissable?

Play Pharah

Tracking your IP right fucking now, kid.

Source? Or was it deleted by Blizzard?

Genji normally and Soldier 76 when he ults and he knows how to use the space bar

source...

>Gearbot turns Bastion into literal garbage
>turns Ganymede into a pigeon
hmm

She would look so perfect pregnant.

Knowing Mercy was carrying your child would be an amazing feeling.

>puts it right back in and keeps going
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
RED LIGHT
DO NOT PASS GO
CEASE
DESIST
NON
NO

Howlsfm

His other work is trash so don't get your hope up.

62.56% win rate
I'm a b.leaver

>average rank in a game around 69
>still get some turbo retard on your team that stays on symmetra after we've lost first point

>be reinhardt in comp
>hold the shield in the hanamura entrance in attack so my allies and go through the right entrance.
>They just run forward and die

This is supposed to be Competitive! they can do MUCH better than that

100 wins and 97 losses this season.

Why is Battleborn so ugly?

tits are a bit too big though

> implying symmetra is bad on point B

she's not too bad m8, just don't use her car wash style and youre fine. But if they go double winston its probably a good idea to switch

Sounds good to me

unless youre actively telling them what youre planning to do they wont know what the fuck youre doing user

every assault map is insanely attack sided but whatever you say

How did you find this video of Mercy and me?

Huh?

like I said
>Gearbox

Imagine slapping Tracer across the face

>pathetic:the post

It's common sense though...

When other reinhardts put the shield up I instinctively know to go to the right.

Tracer nerfs when?

>2060
>Futurisitic suit of armor doesn't have internal cooling

Fuck man, even modern suits of armor today got that shit

I'd rather say that ults favor attack than the maps themselves

Imagine sticking your dick in her chrono accelerator

I don't give a fuck if Roadhog is actually "balanced" in the context of the entire game, a 6 second skill that instakills the entire cast except the tanks (and Roadhog already does very well against tanks as well) and the only way to not die to it is for him to miss is absolutely horrible design for the same reason flashbang was stupid.

>Pathetic: The Reply

she is now shut the fuck up

>playing comp
>Try out a torb spot to see if it works
>Works for a bit before a tracers fucks me up and I'm about to change
>Dude gets mad on chat and talks shit
>Tell him he has condemned the whole team
>I Stay torb and feed ults to other team
>He goes torb next round and stands still fora minute before changing to pharah
>We still getting wrecked
>He gets angrier
>Bud and I choose mei and I block him while he gets to the point
>"Why do I always get retards on my team"
>"You get what you deserve"
>We get mauled
>We lose against underdogs 0-3
>Report the mad guy
>Our sides were out of orbit at some point

And we'll get no penalties for screwing up some whiner.

I doubt you'll ever have a nerf on pc. Maybe on consoles, imagine how hard it is to shoot at this bitch.

Stage 2: Anger

By far the most punchable face in the game

true but it's most evident in assault maps

>steel got kicked from one of the worst overwatch teams

lmao

>yfw Tracer is a submissive cock hound

> being this salty

Sorry you cant hang bro

Now I'm curious as to how that would even feel.

So instead of ignoring a whiner you two yourselves become whiners by proxy and fuck up 3 other peoples games.
Cool post, shitter.

Tracer can only cum if you slap and choke her.

>Imagine sticking your dick in her chrono accelerator

Would that mean that I'm fucking time?

Everyone involved in this is a faggot, you guys much more so since there are 3 other players in the game who didn't do anything.

He isnt "balanced in the context of the game" though

Its pretty much agreed that Zarya is too strong at the moment, and he sees even more play than she does

As it stands the 4 roles are

>The balanced (Offense)

>The shitty (Defense)

>The op guys + D.va (Tanks)

>Healers + teleporter + Useless robot (Support)

Does that armor have the ability to fly though? The engines on pharah's armor no doubt produce a lot of heat.

>mfw I blow Reinhardt's ult on Tracer everytime it's up and they switch heroes

Stage 2.1: More Replies

Your dick would age at different rates

It's like getting into orbit with a black hole. For a quick moment, because of spaghettification, you'd have the longest known human dick in the universe.

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well, not known, no one would know.

will i get banned for griefing/deranking ?

Why is D.Va so bad?

I'd watch the shit out of that

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are there any particularly neat tips to playing soldier 76 or is point and shoot all he good at

Giant critbox combined with slow movement while shooting.

Imagine using the Event Horizion's Core to warp to the world of Overwatch.
Except due to the Event Horizon itself, all of the girls are FPFutanari.
And lets imagine for a moment you hate futanari.

You can burst fire 4 shots without lossing accuracy.