/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>Matchmaking
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22797
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/July_8,_2016_Patch
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Team Pyro!

Yeah!

FIRST FOR YOU

Looking for a party of /tf2g/s to play with

>Classes you love playing
Heavy, Medic, Spy, and Soldier
>Classes that are neutral to you
Engineer and Demoman
>Classes that you despise playing
Sniper, Scout, and Pyro

Post your lists friendos

...

Idc how many people call me cancer for never playing this game before F2P shit but I'm gonna say it

I started playing this last year, and I only bothered with MvM every once in a while but mostly was pub payload and that shit was instant quick with no gay ass comm servers and their ads or brony shit, instant joining and could fucking drop the game if I had cancer in the match more than people trying to play

>Can't spectate
>Can't switch teams

I never thought I'd say this shit because I never did but fuck this game if it's gonna require 10 fucking mins of waiting to play a match that isn't payload and then all the shit valve did

>3 threads now
wew lad

>Classes you love playing
Demo, Heavy, scout, and Medic
>Classes that are neutral to you
Sniper, Spy, Soldier, Engineer
>Classes that you despise playing
Pyro

>Classes you love playing
Medic and Pyro
>Classes that are neutral to you
Soldier and Engineer
>Classes that you despise playing
Scout, Heavy, Demo, Sniper and Spy

>Fourth, Casual Mode levels. Levels are a cosmetic feature that show how much you've played. They can never be lost, and they do not affect matchmaking. We did a poor job of communicating that Casual Mode Levels are in no way similar to Competitive Mode Ranks (which do affect matchmaking, and can be lost).

THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT

QUICKPLAY AND VALVE SERVERS WERE FUCKED OVER FOR NOTHING

>Scout, Demo, Engineer
>Soldier, Sniper, Heavy
>The rest

>The queue times you are currently experiencing are a bug, not a feature.

How does this happen? I really need someone to explain to me how a bug like that can created.

Life finds a way

>Classes you love playing
Demoman, Soldier
>Classes that are neutral to you
Sniper, Medic, Engineer
>Classes that you despise playing
Scout, Spy, Pyro, Heavy
>Classes you want to have sex with
Sniper, Scout

nice to see my dislike of you isn't completely unfounded

>Enjoy playing
Spy, Scout, Sniper, Demo, Pyro
>Neutral
Engineer, Soldier
>Despise
Medic, Heavy

Remember when Valve made the Mad Milk recharge upon extinguish +-20% instead of +20%?

>get penalized for leaving casual game because a hacker shows up and no one can votekick
What an age to be alive!

>Love
Heavy, Medic, Pyro and Soldier
>Neutral
Everyone else

be patient you fuck

Can't I just expect that people who make video games for a living would have some idea of what they're doing in a game that's already existed for 9 years?

Why do so many /v/irgins try to defend community servers?

no
you should know by know that nobody at valve plays or gives a shit about tf2
you should be thankful theyre listening and are going to fix their shit

Wow they're trying to partially fix something that is fundamentally flawed instead of just bringing back the thing everyone is asking for because it fucking worked.

LEVELING UP, BRO
GRIND THAT SHIT, BRO
E-PENIS, BRO

>Classes you love playing
Scout, Demoman, Medic, Sniper
>Classes that are neutral to you
Soldier, Heavy, Engie
>Classes that you despise playing
Pyro, Spy

nobody asked for casual mm and its absolutely fucked right now but the way theyre gonna fix it seems good and nice and i would gladly play that casual where people somewhat give a shit about winning instead of a valve server where i would get kicked every 2 minutes because i killed a poor little friendly

>killing quickplay for shitty quickplay
BRAVO VALVE

>quickplay isn't quick at all
POTTERY

When Valve changed quickplay, everyone was angry about being forced to play on Valve servers because their favorite communities were dying.

Now Valve has removed quickplay and suddenly community servers are a bad thing.

lmao at /tf2g/ pretending they gave a fuck about quickplay/Valve servers

MMMMM I LOVE NOT GETTING RANKED POINTS FOR SHITSTOMPING THE OTHER TEAM SO HARD THEY RAGEQUIT BEFORE WE CAN FINISH THE GAME

THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME I WIN, BY THE WAY, SO I WILL ALWAYS BE FRESH MEAT

I've been practicing rocket jumping for a week straight and I still can't pull off sick airborne kills. I'll never be good at soldier, fml.

>implying we don't

Community servers are, or were, a good thing. Unfortunately, quickplay has left us with cp_orange, FurryPound, and 32 person instant respawn pl_upward.

Scouts new shove is pretty neat.

Quickplay filtered out all the shitty servers and told you everything you needed to know about the pub you were joining clearly and efficiently. I know they're fixing the current situation, but they are absolute morons if they thought that the current system was acceptable.

are you an idiot? is it really that much of a stretch to believe most of tf2g uses quickplay? dumb fuck

>update for competitive
>doesn't optimize the game
BRAVO VALVE

>love
engineer
>dont really love but are good at
pyro, sniper
>neutral
everyone else

>also forces you to use high graphic settings
amazing

I can't believe they need my Social Security Number just to access my backpack now.

>bravo valve
You mean the skeleton crew that can't even match the workshop in terms of quality.

>tfw friend isn't on so can't do vaccinator shenanigans with the new competitive.

my game used to freeze for 2 minutes every time i pulled out a weapon skin, now it only freezes for 2 seconds.
i think they did a good job.

lol retard, just pay the $20 fee if you value your privacy and financial security that much
valve is always right after all

Haven't played TF2 since they added new weapons. Which weapons are op or good now?

>added new weapons
you mean the one new weapon (panic attack) or the 4 new weapons 2 years ago?

STOP WALKING ONE BY ONE INTO THE MEATGRINDER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IF I SAY HOLD SECOND FUCKING HOLD SECOND FUCK

yes. the 4 new weapons. I didn't know they add the panic attack.

>Classes you love Playing
Medic, Scout, Sniper, Demoman
>Neutral
Heavy, Engineer, Pyro
>Classes you despise playing
Spy. I suck at it.

DELET THIS THREAD NOWWWWWW

oh i forgot soldier is even a class

i'll put him in neutral

>despise
heavy and engie
>love
everything else

lol suck my dick, /tf2g/ never used quickplay, you and the others are just /v/ kiddies who are posting here because of new update

Shove scouts are the new friendly heavy

>suck my dick
id?

mge me RRRRRIGHT now id/rotatablejack

SAGE AND REPORT ALL REDIT OP'S

NEW THREAD

>4 fucking threads up

kill self

>Love:
Heavy, Mini-sentry Engie, Demoknight, Spy
>Neutral
Scout, Soldier, Medic
>Pure Hate
Pyro, Sniper


Glad to see that the TF2 Dev team still exists
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22797

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>love
demo, scout, medic
>neutral
the rest, i don't really hate playing any class

>>Classes you love playing
Scout, Sniper
>>Classes that are neutral to you
Soldier, Demo, Heavy, Medic
>>Classes that you despise playing
Pyro, Engineer, Spy

>win a game
>rank goes down

>Love
Soldier, Demo, Heavy, Scout, Engineer
>Neutral
Spy, Medic
>Hate
Sniper, Pyro

If you were better you would have just carried yourself out of that.

>load into 5cp game
>team is engie, pyro, sniper, spy, medic

what do

leave and never look back

>Game coordinator still down
Thanks Valve.

I can see 3 people on my friends list who have last onlines 2-3 days ago
Can't wait to see what they think of this mess

which new taunt is the best taunt

which taunts since kazotzky kick are worth having

none

none

None since the game itself is fucked

carlton

mannrobics and carlton

>Love
Heavy, scout, soldier, demo, spy
>eh
Medic, sniper, engy
>hate
Autism man

>Classes you want to have sex with

Tfw you are attracted to strong-fats

Heavy a cute ;-;

pic related

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/July_8,_2016_Patch
It's coming

shadenfruede

shadenfureode

shadenfyrpidpapndbe

>Fixed the Spy and Engineer not being able to equip the Prinny Machete

nice

schadenfreude

bless you

>Fixed the Spy and Engineer not being able to equip the Prinny Machete
OH SHIT
somebody post pics of spy with the huge fucking knife

>literally no taste
you are ass cancer
Everyone and their mother should have that taunt already

all good choices, I'm probably getting mannerobics tho
Carlton is ruined by the fact that there is no music with the taunt

that was funny

different stance

i found a comment by my tf2gfu on youtube

And Engie

Can I get that knife without buying the weeb game?

who is your tf2gfu

>Join "casual" matchmaking
>Go get something to eat
>10 minutes later hear noise
>Team is 1/3 spy, other team is 3 demo 3 medic and other shit
I don't really know what I expected

It may be craftable like the AWP and Ham.

>casual is casual
whoa!!!

why did you feel the need to make this post

>hey i feel like playing dustbowl
>pick A/D game mode
>click on a server running dustbowl
>play it until i quit

vs

>i want to play dustbowl
>lmao too bad click on A/D and pray you get a Dustbowl map
>wait LITERALLY UP TO 10-20 MINUTES FOR A GAME
>HAS TO HAVE 24 PLAYERS OR THE GAME WONT START

great update*

*not!

Can't you just buy it on the market? I've got genuine cowl and I never bought the game.

because they're trying to force "casual" games to be competitive too. This is even worse than normal pubs because of stopwatch so you don't even get to play a whole game.

I mean stopwatch should be used in real comp games but this isn't it.

>how do i use server browser please help i am a literal child

we neo/v/ and reddit now