what's up with all the cheating defense force lately
Carter Sullivan
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Kevin Davis
nnnnNNNNNDEAAATTTHHHH COMMMMMMMMEESSSSSSS
Tyler Nguyen
hana song
Matthew Allen
Mini Reinhardt?
Matthew Anderson
>Battleborn
Robert Taylor
Reaper is the easiest hero in the game. Prove me wrong.
Owen Lewis
Sven is fukkin dead, user.
John Evans
the #1 problem with Roadhog is that Blizzard designed his combo to ALWAYS give him the first shot why?
youve already been stunned and pulled away from your teammates into his effective range, why does he need first shot on TOP of that?
>heroes will escape if he doesnt get first shot! so? theyre called escapes because they can reliably get heroes out of a bad situation, is being pulled by Roadhog NOT a bad situation?
Dylan Rodriguez
I want Mercy to do dirty German things to me.
James Wood
tldr
Kevin Sanders
non dva players are honestly so useless, it's unbelievable
Colton Martinez
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Julian Rogers
>German
Justin Bailey
winston
Chase Wilson
EnvyUs.Taimou
Blake James
this pasta is shit bc there is no mei wtf
Jackson Williams
She's not German.
Ayden Lopez
You and the person who made that picture are fucking retarded
Caleb Gray
>German LMAOOOO /pol/ RETARDS STRIKE AGAIN
John Russell
god tier >reinhardt >soldier 76 >zarya >mercy
good tier >reaper >roadhog >lucio >winston
average tier >junkrat >window >tracer >genji >mccree >pharah
needs a change tier >dva >symmetra >mei >torbjorn
fix this now please tier >zenyatta >bastion
meme tier >hanzo
agree or disagree, you know i'm right
Connor Evans
>so? theyre called escapes because they can reliably get heroes out of a bad situation, is being pulled by Roadhog NOT a bad situation?
Like junkrat trap, he's supposed to deny skills
Adam Cook
>queue >DEFEAT >couldn't even get to the select hero screen Why is this allowed? Worse than Hitler desu famalam.
Parker Jones
mei
Mason Collins
>tfw you get called a hacker for playing well as widow
Hunter Rivera
Sorry for not being politically correct, Tumblr. Dirty SWISS German things.
Elijah Rogers
Why is the texture on Phara's rocket launcher so awful? has anyone else noticed this? I keep thinking my graphics are set to low when I play her.
Liam Howard
is the same guy making every OP or something because none of the ones i've visited as of recent have linked the last thread
it's literally effortless and very convenient, do it
Thomas Ward
It's quick play. Nobody cares
Ryan Perez
>Pharah >average tier
Dominic Jenkins
reposting from last thread because fuck Roadhog players
>playing Reinhardt because fun >see the enemy team has a chodehog >an enemy of fun has been sighted >make a point of fire striking a lot of out shield whenever there are no allies behind me >make sure chodehog sees this >meet chodehog alone, I am alone as well for the time being >drop shield for a nanosecond, then immediately put it back up >*chain jangling noises* >immediately charge, firestrike, hammer >He's now barely alive, fumbling like the fat autist he is for his inhaler >not today, you tub of lard >HAMMER DOWN >pound him into bacon >all chat immediately lights up with "WOW BRO NO CHILL"
Mason Murphy
>I sucked a horse cock this big
Landon Mitchell
the entire idea is to not get hooked in the first place if you see a hog facing you you either move or kill him as soon as he uses his hook he's dead if you're not overextending or an all in team fight, but in the latter he goes down really quickly anyway
Brandon Johnson
the only skill Junkrat's trap denies is Tracer's recall, heroes like Reaper and Mei can still make themselves invulnerable
Nathan Hughes
>politically correct No, you were just wrong.
Luis Brown
>tracer as anything but god tier
Colton Green
It's not politically correct to not want you to call Swiss Germans "German."
Jaxson Morgan
hana song is perfect
Robert Thompson
It's just Swiss you retard. It's like calling an Aussie an American.
Luke Jenkins
Move tracer up two, pharah/genji/tracer/junkrat up one, and mei to average tier and you got a pretty accurate list
David Miller
Politically correct? You know you're just dumb and wrong right?
Nicholas Lopez
>attacking team walks out with 3 bastions
John Ramirez
>implying all of that couldn't have been prevented if mcree pressed e
Michael Williams
>tracer kills a mccree that doesn't use any of his abilities >ults to get another kill >kills a roadhog who has his hook down ?
Robert Martin
thats not being politically incorrect, thats like calling an american canadian, retard
Mason Richardson
Any tips for an aspiring Pharah?
Jose Davis
Picking Winston and bullying all the annoying characters in this game is my favorite thing to do. He is good against all of the characters I hate.
Alexander Thomas
Land all your rockets - Ster
Angel Rogers
The last thread was 800 posts in. No offense but if you want something done right, do it yourself.
It's actually more like calling a Canadian an American.
Kevin Campbell
PROTIP: Try moving unpredictably to avoid Roadhog's hook.
Isaac Thompson
>play genji >enemy has a decent soldier player >he's a huge nuisance to deal with because lol 40 hp per sec heal and lol sprint to hog all the health packs >kill him with some m2 combos eventually >he switches >to a fucking mccree >sigh in relief because now i can harvest this guy for a free gold elim medal
it's pretty hilarious how genji's "counter" is one of the worst heroes against him
Sebastian Smith
When is competitive going to get better? It's fucking garbage right now. Who thought a coin toss tie breaker was a good idea?
Carson Lee
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John Cooper
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Charles Diaz
So very suddenly, literally every single friend, of which there are 10, has stopped playing this game for the last 4 days.
They're all 30-60 levels higher than me (I'm 60) and play 2-3 hours more than I do daily. Been pacing myself. I think they've all burned themselves out.
Feels bad man.
John Clark
>the majority of heroes are in the good tier and not the average tier
Jeremiah Cook
i wasn't here for that thread and i'm here for this thread
just do it in the future
Asher Powell
It'd be a good game.
Luke Reyes
Zenyatta tips? My aim is so so but my biggest problem is positioning and being picked off easily by snipers. Also, is RMB worth using? I usually only bother with turrets.
Brayden Rodriguez
The Swiss aren't quite known for dirty things though, so I just want her to do dirty German things. Me 1, Reddit Autists 0.
Aiden Thomas
blizzard doesn't know how to balance around his gargantuan frame and the "dealing damage gives ult" mechanic so roadhog gets free kills every 6 seconds just to make him somewhat okay as a hero
blizzard is pretty incompetent, if you haven't noticed.
>"let's make a big fat guy" >"oh what the hell he's really easy to kill because he's really big" >"let's give him 900 HP then" >"oh what the hell he gives literally free ults to everyone now" >"well i don't know, just give him a free kill button to balance him out" >"nailed it" -blizz
Landon Martinez
Heroes that need work on: >Tracer Respawn with no blink charges and longer cooldown on recall >Roadhog Hook stops continueing through walls/objects + reduce range, no longer stuns you when grabbed >Zenyatta Let him have 2 harmony orbs and increase his hp to 200 >McCree Reduce fall-off damage on revolver, shorten cooldown on combat roll >Zarya Barrier doesnt block damage but instead reduces it by a certain percentage >Hanzo smaller headshot hitboxes, longer cooldown on scatter-arrow >Bastion Reduce damage fall-off
Would you agree?
Colton Sanders
>Having at least one friend makes losing much less salty
Damn this is good.
Isaiah Mitchell
can people stop posting these ""potgs"" as """""""""proof""""""""" tracer is good soldier could've easily done that and wouldn't even need to ult
Ayden Morales
>Zenyatta tips
Kayden Hernandez
I really just don't want gearbox involved with anything I like. Their humor is toxic, their executives are toxic, their publishing wing is toxic
never forget DNF, aliens colonial marines
Oliver Wood
>Quick play is garbage most of the time, stomp or be stomped >Competitive is an autism fest
>Meanwhile the "Competitive" TF2 update actually killed the game
What class based shooter am I supposed to play now?
James Sanchez
Mercy is a pure Christian girl. She would not do anything dirty.
Wyatt Martin
>tracer no not at all jesus christ that's a terrible idea >roadhog yes, no, no >zen yes, no >mccree no, yes >zarya yes >hanzo no >bastion jesus no overall some pretty fucking terrible suggestions and thank god you have absolutely no influence on this
Owen Lopez
Battleborn
Noah Rivera
Quake champions
Bentley Campbell
>it's a 'hanzo player demands everyone else change composition around him' episode
Carson Brown
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Logan Gutierrez
She's a doctor. She probably does plenty of dirty things.
Jonathan Carter
? All of the Offense heroes are good except for McCree, and he was just flat-out broken not even a month ago
Mei is only good in pubs Junkrat is fine but struggles against most offensive heroes
Widowmaker is kinda situational now
Gavin Anderson
>Tracer made useless >Roadhog made useless >Zenyatta made obscenely powerful, consider that if you have a symmetra/torb on your team you've just created an absurdly tanky healer damage dealer >mccree made very powerful, mccree's only current problem is that his fan is useless post nerf, you should always be going for headshots. >zarya made basically useless, but i don't know what to do with zarya >hanzo only if the head hitboxes in general are nerfed, hanzo is largely fine >bastion no
Gavin Baker
holy shit I just found out that the guy who voiced Bloo also voices Reaper so I made this
Nolan Richardson
I'll say the same thing I told the last Zenyatta player who asked for tips. Use your tanks as meatshields. That's what they're there for with their big hitboxes.
Adrian Parker
>you always need a sniper REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quick, /owg/, give me your best "all-comers" team comp.
agree with tracer, bastion and mccree, although personally for bastion i'd balance him like this
>HP from 300 to 450 >dps from 330 to 240 >damage falloff majorly reduced so that he deals basically the prenerf damage at longer ranges
there, now he's an area denial tank that doesn't die easily but doesn't instagib heroes either
zen would be incredibly op with those changes though
Justin Lewis
>Mercy is a pure Christian girl. actually scared there are people out there who might belieb dis
Cameron Torres
does anyone know how to choose maps in custom games?
Nathaniel Thompson
> bastion ultimate > medium charge rate hard since stationary target > slow stationary transformation into a tank > small boost in health doesn't restore it either > receives about 5 shots with almost not blast radius that is strong cqc weak at a distance but ineffective to a lot tanks takes 2-3 to kill
>torbjon ultimate > fast charging > when used it's instant boost in firerate, reload damage and alot of armor > is two targets as one with aimbot turret and himself shooting at everything > ultimate heals turret back to full health plus health boost and if you don't manage to kill turret while in stage 3 form when ultimate is finish it goes back to full health
What the hell?
Nathan Turner
Looking for a girl (or tranny who has a passable voice) to be my pocket Mercy. I'm a rank 78 Pharah main. Must be willing to say cute things to me to keep me in high spirits.
Wyatt Price
Why do want to be gassed so badly?
Chase Foster
>being a bitch and not telling them that
Cooper Wood
>i agree with nerfing all heroes apart from the ones that i play: the post
Jacob Baker
This. Mercy is Catholic, dummies.
Brayden Anderson
Those people are correct.
Oliver Wilson
bastion's ulti removes his critbox and allows him to 1-shot most characters. How shit are you?
Leo Carter
click settings button beside add players, there's a list of maps
Charles Baker
With torbjorn easily.
Grayson Young
NOT ANY MORE
James Wilson
>Catholic Swiss Germans are Protestant (Swiss Reformed Church), user.