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>Official Website
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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
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>Competitive Info
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>Overwatch DPS Sheet
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first for chie is best waifu

Playable Sven when?

what's up with all the cheating defense force lately

I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

nnnnNNNNNDEAAATTTHHHH COMMMMMMMMEESSSSSSS

hana song

Mini Reinhardt?

>Battleborn

Reaper is the easiest hero in the game. Prove me wrong.

Sven is fukkin dead, user.

the #1 problem with Roadhog is that Blizzard designed his combo to ALWAYS give him the first shot
why?

youve already been stunned and pulled away from your teammates into his effective range, why does he need first shot on TOP of that?

>heroes will escape if he doesnt get first shot!
so? theyre called escapes because they can reliably get heroes out of a bad situation, is being pulled by Roadhog NOT a bad situation?

I want Mercy to do dirty German things to me.

tldr

non dva players are honestly so useless, it's unbelievable

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>German

winston

EnvyUs.Taimou

this pasta is shit bc there is no mei wtf

She's not German.

You and the person who made that picture are fucking retarded

>German
LMAOOOO /pol/ RETARDS STRIKE AGAIN

god tier
>reinhardt
>soldier 76
>zarya
>mercy

good tier
>reaper
>roadhog
>lucio
>winston

average tier
>junkrat
>window
>tracer
>genji
>mccree
>pharah

needs a change tier
>dva
>symmetra
>mei
>torbjorn

fix this now please tier
>zenyatta
>bastion

meme tier
>hanzo

agree or disagree, you know i'm right

>so? theyre called escapes because they can reliably get heroes out of a bad situation, is being pulled by Roadhog NOT a bad situation?

Like junkrat trap, he's supposed to deny skills

>queue
>DEFEAT
>couldn't even get to the select hero screen
Why is this allowed? Worse than Hitler desu famalam.

mei

>tfw you get called a hacker for playing well as widow

Sorry for not being politically correct, Tumblr.
Dirty SWISS German things.

Why is the texture on Phara's rocket launcher so awful? has anyone else noticed this? I keep thinking my graphics are set to low when I play her.

is the same guy making every OP or something because none of the ones i've visited as of recent have linked the last thread

it's literally effortless and very convenient, do it

It's quick play. Nobody cares

>Pharah
>average tier

reposting from last thread because fuck Roadhog players

>playing Reinhardt because fun
>see the enemy team has a chodehog
>an enemy of fun has been sighted
>make a point of fire striking a lot of out shield whenever there are no allies behind me
>make sure chodehog sees this
>meet chodehog alone, I am alone as well for the time being
>drop shield for a nanosecond, then immediately put it back up
>*chain jangling noises*
>immediately charge, firestrike, hammer
>He's now barely alive, fumbling like the fat autist he is for his inhaler
>not today, you tub of lard
>HAMMER DOWN
>pound him into bacon
>all chat immediately lights up with "WOW BRO NO CHILL"

>I sucked a horse cock this big

the entire idea is to not get hooked in the first place
if you see a hog facing you you either move or kill him
as soon as he uses his hook he's dead if you're not overextending or an all in team fight, but in the latter he goes down really quickly anyway

the only skill Junkrat's trap denies is Tracer's recall, heroes like Reaper and Mei can still make themselves invulnerable

>politically correct
No, you were just wrong.

>tracer as anything but god tier

It's not politically correct to not want you to call Swiss Germans "German."

hana song is perfect

It's just Swiss you retard. It's like calling an Aussie an American.

Move tracer up two, pharah/genji/tracer/junkrat up one, and mei to average tier and you got a pretty accurate list

Politically correct? You know you're just dumb and wrong right?

>attacking team walks out with 3 bastions

>implying all of that couldn't have been prevented if mcree pressed e

>tracer kills a mccree that doesn't use any of his abilities
>ults to get another kill
>kills a roadhog who has his hook down
?

thats not being politically incorrect, thats like calling an american canadian, retard

Any tips for an aspiring Pharah?

Picking Winston and bullying all the annoying characters in this game is my favorite thing to do. He is good against all of the characters I hate.

Land all your rockets - Ster

The last thread was 800 posts in.
No offense but if you want something done right, do it yourself.

It's actually more like calling a Canadian an American.

PROTIP: Try moving unpredictably to avoid Roadhog's hook.

>play genji
>enemy has a decent soldier player
>he's a huge nuisance to deal with because lol 40 hp per sec heal and lol sprint to hog all the health packs
>kill him with some m2 combos eventually
>he switches
>to a fucking mccree
>sigh in relief because now i can harvest this guy for a free gold elim medal

it's pretty hilarious how genji's "counter" is one of the worst heroes against him

When is competitive going to get better? It's fucking garbage right now. Who thought a coin toss tie breaker was a good idea?

...

...

So very suddenly, literally every single friend, of which there are 10, has stopped playing this game for the last 4 days.

They're all 30-60 levels higher than me (I'm 60) and play 2-3 hours more than I do daily. Been pacing myself.
I think they've all burned themselves out.

Feels bad man.

>the majority of heroes are in the good tier and not the average tier

i wasn't here for that thread and i'm here for this thread

just do it in the future

It'd be a good game.

Zenyatta tips? My aim is so so but my biggest problem is positioning and being picked off easily by snipers. Also, is RMB worth using? I usually only bother with turrets.

The Swiss aren't quite known for dirty things though, so I just want her to do dirty German things.
Me 1, Reddit Autists 0.

blizzard doesn't know how to balance around his gargantuan frame and the "dealing damage gives ult" mechanic so roadhog gets free kills every 6 seconds just to make him somewhat okay as a hero

blizzard is pretty incompetent, if you haven't noticed.

>"let's make a big fat guy"
>"oh what the hell he's really easy to kill because he's really big"
>"let's give him 900 HP then"
>"oh what the hell he gives literally free ults to everyone now"
>"well i don't know, just give him a free kill button to balance him out"
>"nailed it" -blizz

Heroes that need work on:
>Tracer
Respawn with no blink charges and longer cooldown on recall
>Roadhog
Hook stops continueing through walls/objects + reduce range, no longer stuns you when grabbed
>Zenyatta
Let him have 2 harmony orbs and increase his hp to 200
>McCree
Reduce fall-off damage on revolver, shorten cooldown on combat roll
>Zarya
Barrier doesnt block damage but instead reduces it by a certain percentage
>Hanzo
smaller headshot hitboxes, longer cooldown on scatter-arrow
>Bastion
Reduce damage fall-off

Would you agree?

>Having at least one friend makes losing much less salty

Damn this is good.

can people stop posting these ""potgs"" as """""""""proof""""""""" tracer is good
soldier could've easily done that and wouldn't even need to ult

>Zenyatta tips

I really just don't want gearbox involved with anything I like. Their humor is toxic, their executives are toxic, their publishing wing is toxic

never forget DNF, aliens colonial marines

>Quick play is garbage most of the time, stomp or be stomped
>Competitive is an autism fest

>Meanwhile the "Competitive" TF2 update actually killed the game

What class based shooter am I supposed to play now?

Mercy is a pure Christian girl. She would not do anything dirty.

>tracer
no not at all jesus christ that's a terrible idea
>roadhog
yes, no, no
>zen
yes, no
>mccree
no, yes
>zarya
yes
>hanzo
no
>bastion
jesus no
overall some pretty fucking terrible suggestions and thank god you have absolutely no influence on this

Battleborn

Quake champions

>it's a 'hanzo player demands everyone else change composition around him' episode

>

She's a doctor.
She probably does plenty of dirty things.

?
All of the Offense heroes are good except for McCree, and he was just flat-out broken not even a month ago

Mei is only good in pubs
Junkrat is fine but struggles against most offensive heroes

Widowmaker is kinda situational now

>Tracer
made useless
>Roadhog
made useless
>Zenyatta
made obscenely powerful, consider that if you have a symmetra/torb on your team you've just created an absurdly tanky healer damage dealer
>mccree
made very powerful, mccree's only current problem is that his fan is useless post nerf, you should always be going for headshots.
>zarya
made basically useless, but i don't know what to do with zarya
>hanzo
only if the head hitboxes in general are nerfed, hanzo is largely fine
>bastion
no

holy shit I just found out that the guy who voiced Bloo also voices Reaper so I made this

I'll say the same thing I told the last Zenyatta player who asked for tips. Use your tanks as meatshields. That's what they're there for with their big hitboxes.

>you always need a sniper
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Quick, /owg/, give me your best "all-comers" team comp.

>Rein
>Mercy
>Soldier
>Phara
>Zarya
>Lucio

Would this ever happen on PC?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z1o5fUf30UQ

do you know what "average" means

you nerfed a bunch of heroes that don't really need to be weaker

>roadhog
already mediocre outside shitter tier
>hanzo
already shit

agree with tracer, bastion and mccree, although personally for bastion i'd balance him like this

>HP from 300 to 450
>dps from 330 to 240
>damage falloff majorly reduced so that he deals basically the prenerf damage at longer ranges

there, now he's an area denial tank that doesn't die easily but doesn't instagib heroes either

zen would be incredibly op with those changes though

>Mercy is a pure Christian girl.
actually scared there are people out there who might belieb dis

does anyone know how to choose maps in custom games?

> bastion ultimate
> medium charge rate hard since stationary target
> slow stationary transformation into a tank
> small boost in health doesn't restore it either
> receives about 5 shots with almost not blast radius that is strong cqc weak at a distance but ineffective to a lot tanks takes 2-3 to kill

>torbjon ultimate
> fast charging
> when used it's instant boost in firerate, reload damage and alot of armor
> is two targets as one with aimbot turret and himself shooting at everything
> ultimate heals turret back to full health plus health boost and if you don't manage to kill turret while in stage 3 form when ultimate is finish it goes back to full health

What the hell?

Looking for a girl (or tranny who has a passable voice) to be my pocket Mercy. I'm a rank 78 Pharah main. Must be willing to say cute things to me to keep me in high spirits.

Why do want to be gassed so badly?

>being a bitch and not telling them that

>i agree with nerfing all heroes apart from the ones that i play: the post

This.
Mercy is Catholic, dummies.

Those people are correct.

bastion's ulti removes his critbox and allows him to 1-shot most characters. How shit are you?

click settings button beside add players, there's a list of maps

With torbjorn easily.

NOT
ANY
MORE

>Catholic
Swiss Germans are Protestant (Swiss Reformed Church), user.

youtube.com/watch?v=o0EknAwLJEg

>Bastion players
>CONSOLE Bastion players

Is there anything worse?