/srg/ - speedrunning general - rip speedrunning edition

gdq events are quite literally a safe space

>this autistic bitch screaming

please get her off the donation mic

SHE'S GONE

Need crotch pics

The TAS block looks hard to fuck up this time around.
Do you think it will be good this year?

GOOD RIDDANCE

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Why's Cosmo not there?

That Pikmin shirt would actually make a nice poster.

so many literal nobodies

what a great start

>$20k in 6 hours
>then $60k in 2 hours
Anonymous sure is generous!

Cosmo is dead m8

what is a fat black drag queen doing at SGDQ?

>4 hours
>speedrun
god damn it, this is the fucking garbage I wake up to. Every fucking year we have a fucking 3+ hour zelda game shitting up the marathon. WHY. WHY WHY WHY. Why not have more good games that are fast?
>deliberately fucking going slower
GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS FUCKING STUPID.

simply eric

Cosmo not running this is so wrong

>glitchless any%
>over 3 hours
welcome to games done at a decent pace 2016

>3:45:00

so when is zfg's run? surely they got the best oot speedrunner for this speedrun event.

Is this run any good?
It's almost 4 hours so I have my doubts.

Why isn't Narcissa running this? She's so good.

Glad to see in they brought the real Cosmo.

>blatant fake donations
gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/21538/sgdq2016?comments

Isn't OoT 100% like a 4 hour run?
Why are we watching any%

it does glitch runs doesn't it?

>de awkward pie stance

torje is my waifu

holy shit the dong on the guy 2nd from right

Is pie getting swole? He looks big here

>glitch""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""less"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Cosmo is running in Twitch chat.

>arbitrary decisions on what is and what isn't a glitch
simply ebin

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>people being butthurt over how other people play video games

Mercy kill this shit

>not doing the 18min run
why

If by swole you mean fat, then yes

Hiding a stream big boner

>de choke

All the categories are arbitrary

chikin legs

>de tits

Holy shit, that gyno

Looks like he's just skinnyfat, not actual gyno to me

>4h run
>speedrun

i want to touch

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>Glitchless
>using power crouch stab glitch

>Glitchless

Because its shit and everyone has seen it. This is new.

>ywn squeeze them

What ever happened to peaches?

a n o n y m o u s

>(hipsterd0g) @NarcissaWright, EleGiggle fukin degenerate

>4hours
>not a speedrun
You dense fucking idiot obviously dont know the definition of "speed run". If a game takes 10000 hours on a casual playthrough, but you beat it in 100 hours, wouldnt you consider that "fast"?

>quite a few anonymous donations here
I wonder why that could be?

all these ""anonymous"" donations suddenly

typing of the dead run later

just rename it "non game breaking any%"

>2 anonymous 4 digit donations back to back
could at least try to hide the padding, gqd.
xD

how boring is this 3 hour run

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hes on the schedule

in what world is a glitchless playthrough of OOT new

no hard tricks cuz im bad %

How did this "anonymous donations are donations from GDQ itself" meme get started? Maybe some people just don't want their name read out loud to thousands of people?

What are some games with more arbitrary categories than OoT

i would cover my dick in embarrassment with that freakin monster hanging out over there too

WHO'S HYPE FOR A FOUR HOUR SPEED RUN?

>metronome
we TAS now

>their names
>oh hey everyone knows JoeBob4452

why is every speedrunner autistic?

it was really cool seeing this

i like these weird, "bad" games that a lot of people wouldn't think to speedrun, or wouldn't think are worth the effort

Because it's always really generic donation messages and always 1k+

I'm not sure what the correct term for it in a donation drive but with auctions it's called shill bidding.

I actually donate as "anonymous".

4h of choke and this has never happen before

autistic people focus on one thing to get really good at and speedruning games involves sinking several hours into a single thing

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"""""""GLITCHLESS"""""""

a literal whore

Ok, that was pretty neat.

>You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.

>glitchless

They always congratulate the staff or encourage people to donate more.

>he keeps spamming HeyGuys

He's literally swimming in the ego of a man who died.

/v/reddit migrant detected
in order to ban pcs you have to also ban crouch stabs which is not a glitch
since the rule changes last year to allow the damage boost in jabu which skips the miniboss, and now savewarping is allowed, which isn't considered a glitch by anyone

What did you do?

>that owl

HE HAS A NAME YOU FUCKING GLITCH MEMER

stop bullying Kaepora Gaebora

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