/utg/- Undertale General

Laughing, joking, numbnuts edition

Previous timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>undertale.com/

-The Demo
>undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4gScJ2aIFGA
strawpoll.me/10701475
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Fish!

Friendly reminder to always cherish your skeleton, they hold your flesh together

sans

bones

Late night chill

sans?

sans.

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ness

bestmom/best lifting partner

sans

lizard

My ability to get appropriate rest and take of myself leaves much to be desired.

sans!

Not that user, but I love it!

Fuggertale

I want Asgore to spank me!

rattle them bones because it is time for skeletons

Anyone have the one where he dunks Chara instead of this poor, unsuspecting user?

You sure you want this guy to spank you?

he looks like Barney

Your favorite undertales choreographing this
youtube.com/watch?v=4gScJ2aIFGA

Not the OR but I love it and thank you for always being perfect Pumpkin

i miss flower hours

Why is Asgore a Shadowrun Troll?

Love the flowe

Who here has cool/cute images/gifs of the demon child?

Why not sans dunking sans?
Who knows?

I don't buy this theory but I like this art

quoted by mistake

Yes!
I want Barney to spank me

I hate both of these in different but just as strong ways

I get that feel from fanart a lot.

I'm ready to rattle

Oh, well more power to you then.
Are they killing you on the inside?

flowey a cute

pff who would like such a shit character I mean really

I have a looooot of the best child

Cake!

>Are they killing you on the inside?
I mean I don't like them but beyond joking about how terrible they are they aren't actually triggering me or anything. I actually go looking pretty much everywhere for Asgore stuff so theres a good chance i've already seen the worst of the worst in terms of fanart

we're all skeletons now

Eating!

>That tail
Is that Bowser?

Cute.

Well, I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left Asgore; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead thread... buried alive! Buried alive...! just kidding! I'm just messing with yah!

Yes

don't ask that artist is total shit

I love my mommy

holy fuck thats a cute mom.

In any case, I'm headin out to bed. Sleep well brothers!

nice

Why is that Bara artists draw the worst faces ever?

Take care, bro.

There's a skeleton inside of you right now

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Me too!

Haha, fuck. I can't write lesbian sex. What am I doing.

Hey /utg/, is it true that if you mention certain anons of infamy or mention certain topics, they will come?

Try it out

Burn the demon

yes

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

Trips confirm comfy times and restful sleep.

Goodnight brother.

Seems to happen regularly with one particular user, yeah.

Okay, um, should I really try?

Your brain is encased in the skull, so, you are inside the skeleton. Though, more correctly, we are connected to the skeleton, the skeleton is us. How nice.

oh fuck user dont spook me like that

do it

Which one?

Last one for today.

Stare into a mirror in a dark room and repeat their name three times.

Do you guys think since matpat gave him a copy of this game the pope has become Undertale trash?

I love you

>the Pope could be posting here RIGHT NOW

youre literally the best, thank you pumpkin
what characterfag is the pope?

maybe you are the pope
or
maybe i am the pope
who knows
jesusfag

Who cares, fuck that guy. If he can't defend us against an invading religion like he's supposed to what good is he?

How do I summon Frick? Is he like Beetlejuice?

Frick?

Frick!

FRICK!

The real question is why would you want to summon him?

All I can imagine is edgegoat in a striped suit bantering about being dead.

Man Undyne is so cool you guys
I can totally relate to her

By the way how do I get past the Hotlands puzzles

I really am not sure if I should summon the anons.

I claim this thread for the democratic process
strawpoll.me/10701475

Nut up or shut up you piece of shit.

this desu

We are one

i hope I didn't shake you up too much

I love this

Alright. fine. jerk

Alright............let the summoning commence.

So, I have a few choice questions for you, /utg/. So I was wondering if Burgerpants counts as a cat, and if so, would catfucker do anything to them, or is it only nonanthromorphic cats? Also would Asgore viciously vore Burgerpants or do a comfy vore, and would goatanons jump on into the stomache as well? And another thing, would having all those anons inside asgores stomach lure the castration chara twins into the stomache as well? Also who among us would remind us that liking certain characters means you missed part of the game? And one last thing, would that guy really want to fuck the goat???

Will this do for summoning them?

hi whats up

Asvore probably isn't posting around this time

Oh hey it's you. I just wanted to say.

I would also like to partake in skeleton posting.

holy shit it worked

Hey, it's frick! How's it going?

leave burgerpants alone
hey

They made me do it. To summon the anons from the pits.

ACT
INSERT

no one made you do anything. take responsibility.

hi

im playing vidya instead of drawing like i should be

do not

Oh cool, what game are you playing?

Looks like it didn't work, I guess I'm free of any responsibility anyways.

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If it makes you feel better as one of the people you were trying to call on I feel honored