>What hero should I buy? Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, it's not worth it.
>hurr durr mmr hell isnt real >every single one of my matches in diamond HL has been a one-sided stomp that I had no control over (wins AND losses)
Evan Hall
A Z U L A Z U L A
Ryder Morris
ENUF OF YOR RUBBISH
Chase Nelson
Need more Widow bum.
Matthew Cook
Are you a bad enough dude to fuck a pony?
James Bell
:U
Zachary Gonzalez
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Samuel Rivera
What is Jaina doing there?
Parker Rogers
Jaina is everywhere.
Jaxon Hall
What is she there for?
Christian Foster
She's there to feed
Charles Murphy
Your soul shall be mine!
Hudson Rodriguez
What's the lore behind the different Jaina's?
Does she just suffer from multiple personality disorder?
Ayden Young
Are you for fucking serious, nigger?
Carson Mitchell
HotS Jaina is from WC3/vanilla WoW when she was a younger and kinder person.
Hearthstone Jaina is from post-Mists of Pandaria WoW where she's older and a lunatic after the Orcs nuked her city. This is why she's blonde in HotS but has grey hair in hearthstone.
Nolan Peterson
She had a city. Garrosh nuked it. Top is before that, bottom is after.
Lincoln Sullivan
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Aiden Long
Heh, greetings.
Eli Carter
I never played WoW.
Oh ok. Kind wish we'd gotten the older Jaina in HoTS. Seems cooler. if Orcs bombed her city where does the Jaina loves orcs meme come from
Dominic Stewart
>here does the Jaina loves orcs meme come from literal cucks
Oliver Cooper
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
Ayden Wood
Where the FUCK are the shitp-
nevermind
Ethan Wright
>where does the Jaina loves orcs meme come from Fanfiction
Elijah Anderson
Medivh asked her and Thrall to stop fighting and save the world. So they did.
Gavin Torres
Didn't Medivh cuck all of Azeroth by letting orcs in though?
Hunter Edwards
dude have you never played a single fucking wc game? he comes back in wc3 and warns everyone of fucking demons invading
Xavier James
so when are they gonna add this dude
Cameron Russell
>big dude with a hammer who hits things and has no distinctive look
never
Carter Perez
>garrosh >hammer wat
Jaxon Evans
>hammer >no distinctive look >Garrosh U wot m8?
Leo Gray
Just a reality reminder: Overwatch heroes will come before Garrosh. BOOM. Deal with it.
Josiah Clark
you are still wrong on both of your points you know?
Charles Robinson
Well he was on leakbros list of heroes that are being worked on.
Alexander Howard
>hurr durr turnarounds are what makes this game special >every single map that isn't Towers of Doom can be snowballed extremely easy
Jaxon Fisher
>getting the objective on Blackheart's Bay is actually worse for your team if you're losing
Nice map, totally worth keeping in the rotation
Adrian Morris
>actually lying on the internet
Lincoln Thompson
>"Wots all this then me fish an' chips ain't in here bbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbbb" >"Can't shoot straight, got to tell her off ... but feels too good ... urgh!"
Luis Rogers
>be 3 forts down >pay >pirate shoots one enemy fort and keeps 1-5 of your team from pushing or getting boss
>be leading by 3 forts >pay >no disadvantage because you're already winning and now you're winning even more
But wait, there's more!
>pirate can be made inaccessible to losing team simply by taking out mid and bot fort and pushing these lanes >being on the losing side makes it harder for you to get dubloons >map is so big a team wipe at lvl 20 isn't buying enough time for a core rush if it happens anywhere but in the middle or their half of the map and they still have keeps up
Nice map. Every other map has ways to get to the objective even for a team that's losing heavily (Immortals are in the middle of the map with no mid lane, Mines can be reached thru jungle easily and have 2 entrances, Infernal Shrines switch places, Towers of Doom has the tunnel, Spider Eggs can be reached by taking 2 steps out of your base, Tributes spawn randomly) except for Sky Temple which at least has 1-2 temples active in 3 locations. BHB is the only map that can be won by simply riddling ONE spot on it with aba mines and having Sylvanas push bot.
Mason Price
>get called out for being a retard >yeah but youre still wrong doe
Brayden Davis
Thread is dead. Post cute!
Sebastian Powell
Dead thread, ded gaem
Christian Baker
>BHB is the only map that can be won by simply riddling ONE spot on it with aba mines and having Sylvanas push bot
I never thought about that. Two chests fucking WHEN?
David Perry
Heroes never die!
Samuel Allen
Last season when I played League of Legends: ranked Silver 3 after placement games, made it to Gold 5 by the end of the season
Current season when I played Heroes of the Storm because I abandoned LoL: ranked Gold 1 after placement games, made it to Platinum 4 so far
Did I just improve or is Heroes of the Storm that much easier than League of Legends?
Benjamin Hill
Mercy will never join the HotS roster!
Jayden Lopez
Neither, the ranking system in hots is slightly different. It's more evenly distributed than leauge's.
Brandon Taylor
>implying she's not going to be an Auriel skin
Mason Williams
hots will completely die off before garrosh is announced yep
>Corpse Edition >thread is literally dead Well done op.
Brody Davis
/hotsg/ you have ten seconds to answer this question!
One of the heroes from the game will spend a weekend with you. Which one do you chose?
Chase Torres
LUNARA
Jackson Long
IS
Jeremiah Jenkins
tychus, ideally prisoner tychus
Ryan Evans
DOE
Nicholas Martin
>How many times do i have to say to all you Nwah's?
>I am not an undead, i just got better and Became a glorious Dunmer, see i have even true red eyes, a grey skin and ashen hair your idiots, i hope you assholes are dragged into Coldharbour, so molag bal can make you all his bitches.
Jace Ward
Can you get silenced for not using any curse words? I thought calling people noob, retard, stupid, scrub, etc... was fair game.
Oliver Morgan
L O N D O N O N D O N
Bentley Russell
>Can you get silenced for being an asshole? Yes.
Evan Scott
only if you're big enough for me user
Anthony Hall
I had a dream where a more feminine Sonya and I were sent to space by NASA. And we came upon this blurry red cube that all of a sudden sucked us into this Earth like planet and we were completing quests and we relied on each other and we had this epic, death defying moment where we saved each others lives and laughed and laughed and suddenly feel in the deepest and sweetest love on this grassy field. He voice was much higher pitched and she was shorter/thinner.
My wife said I was viciously humping the air at 4 in the morning
Justin Sanders
Are you kidding me? What kind of babby game is this? How am I supposed to know where to draw the line?
Levi Kelly
>being a piece of shit is fair game L O L
Dominic Clark
Have you tried not being an asshole and insulting others at every step?
Austin Johnson
>falstad skips a team fight for the tribute under top lane >he is just attacking minions top, has ult and everything >in another fight valla dies, after getting mind controlled >supports are low on health >we retreat >falstad jumps behind the other team to gust them into us >all 3 of them die
Next fight: >we kill 4 of them, khara is low and is taking the tribute in bot lane near us >TYRANDE SHOOTS OWL AT TOP LANE FOR FUCK KNOWS WHY >everyone dies one by one once again
I'm having a hard time believing these ranks aren't just memes
Connor Rogers
welcome to real life kiddo
Isaiah Green
How big was Sonya's big meaty sword?
Landon Carter
>not being an asshole to your noob teammates
howreddit.
Kevin Bell
>all 3 of them die as in falstad lili and tyrande
Levi Bennett
enjoy your loss then t. bronzies
Joshua Hughes
wish they would buff leoric's march, it does fuck all damage
Hudson Ross
100% female. She was tender. And strong And so beautiful. So perfect.
Oh my god I miss her
Cooper Murphy
Didn't put your post number+ . See above
Aiden Moore
it's a meme, I have 1500 games and I get paired with people with 200 games, maybe the fact that no ones plays has to do with it because the game is dead, it's a dead game that is kill.
Owen Turner
>He voice
Tyler Edwards
My wife's son's birthday is coming up soon. He plays hots a lot and I wanted to buy him some skins, is there a way to gift those without having his credentials?
Jordan Torres
>My wife's son's Back to with you
Parker Myers
They don't have the technology to gift things in hots.
>on losing streak >placement faggot refuses to play anything but medivh >check his profile >he's lost every hero league game with him >try to force someone else to dodge >have to do it myself
Its nice that you don't lose points anymore, but it still seems like a shitty penalty when Blizzard's awful matchmaking lets the retards into diamond games.
Jose Thomas
lol how much of a cuckold are you? dating/getting married to a female that has already spawned a foreign blooded child
thats mental
Jonathan Foster
Why do I have to play for 20 minutes when the match is already decided in draft?
Levi Price
she's there for mead
Nicholas Gray
Gifting your wife's son without the wife's permission is an problematic male empowerment behavior, since your trying to undermine her by not needing her approval. I recommend you either gift her a more expansive gift immediately, or just send the money directly to the wife and her son or the wife's boyfriend.
Elijah Garcia
YOU CANT STEAL WHAT YOU CANT TAP LOVE
SORRY BIG GUY
CHEER UP LOVE THE ________ IS HERE
Daniel Kelly
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Lucas Baker
Thats why you play heroes of the storm, including the lag spikes, mmr hell, based memes and the high leves of death BECAUSE it's a feature, it's part of the "EXPERIENCE"
Justin Wilson
>MALGANS INSTEAD OF KEL'THU'SAD >RAGNAROS AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER INSTEAD OF A CAPTURABLE BOSS
>ANOTHER DWARF? ...FOR WHAT?
what the hell are they thinking over there at blizz?????
seriously fuck blizzard, they dont even know or care about their coolsest characters, fucking money grabbing hacks dont know what the hell their doing!
