/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Based on my shaky understanding of waifunomics, that's a dry market

Waifu theory dictates that waifus who waifu other waifus will not generally return to husbandos without all the following;
>a) A large, dramatic event that damages the reputation of the waifus involved
>b) A long period of time passing which will be considered a 'break'
>c) The player taking a look at their own character, and changing something about them (hair style+colour, character records [especially age], departments frequented [e.g. a medbay waifu transfers to cargo - shaft miner is a red flag])

I recommend you look elsewhere, we're realistically looking at 4 months minimum -with- a crisis happening

Yeah good luck. I've already placed hypnotic triggers in her and can bend her to my will whenever I want

At least i can *beep, *ping and wiggle with crabapple while you're not online

desu a lot of the recent waifus are pretty shit. I still haven't found one I like

I dressed like a medical borg, tell me I asked for it

>you will never mount and cum inside a vox in maint

Please get your shit together robotist. I saw you trying to emag me but you didnt even pull out the FLASH ON THE TABLE to stun me.
How to emag a mommi the right way:
>Flash
>Emag or id, in your case id was 100% but you did emag for some reason
>Bar
>Emag
Flash stuns them for about 5 seconds which is more than enough time to do it, but if you need more time hit the flash again.

There were a lot of things that went south that round for that vox

I finished both mechs for him, did research, and made borg shells. Then the vox Head of whatever came along while he was braindead and took the gygax mech with decent stuff on it.

I was the emagged borg, I genuinely did everything I could for him

Good morning spacemen! Who's ready for an exciting day of space?!

Intigracy, please impregnate me!

Intigracy's busy tickling my cervix

I want to have doobiedoo's babies!

Ara ara~!

>you will never get mounted in maintenance
>you will never get filled with superior human semen

WHAT'S GOING ON

Shitposting

**futa sasha**

>keep griffvoting Bus so I can quit the game and go to sleep
>it never happens
????

>griffvoting
But Bus is a good map.

kill you'reselves

>you will never ERP with MatildaHatchKey

...

>it's another borgs going retard in lowpop episode

Hey man, they did their best.

Would you rather find yourself in maint alone with the Clown, the HOS, or the Mime?

>server pop decreases by 75% when the map is bus

>mfw voting on shit maps and then quitting the server
You can't stop me

atleast bus is playable unlike deff

this is why votes should be visible to ckey

You voted for a map I don't like!!!! I'm going to metagrudge you!!!!!!
The children playing this game are pathetic.

they are to the admins, if they care they can actually warn/ban them for being memesters

Problem with that is that the only way is looking at html references.

And when it comes to looking at votes, it'll say vote=3, or vote=2 etc. rather than the map

Is it bad if I want the ability to replace peoples limbs with stunsticks? Like a pegleg, but a stunstick

allowing weapons and items to be surgically transplanted into the hand slot when?

It's not that we don't want your ripley, it's that we don't care for the ripley once we've already delivered every single mat you'll ever want. Make ripleys faster and we'll take them, every single time. Ripleys are OP as shit for mining, only mining borgs are better.

Actually a ripley without a ddrill is pretty bad, Once it has a ddrill its godlike though.

8ch has that in the codebase as I recall (I know they at least have pickaxe and some kind of gun).

>Replace your arms with eswords
>You can never hug anyone ever again
>But atleast you can murder

Even with non-diamond drill, it's better than anything except a mining borg. Even with diamond drill, it's still worse than mining borg.

DEATH BY EMBRACING

Mining borg gets a lot worse as the round goes on.

MUH GOOND

If they could crowbar a crate closed I don't think anything could stop them.
Can borgs actually close crates/closets and I simply haven't noticed? I know they can open them at least.

>we actually have our own repo and can use the search function in github now
Neat shit

a borg can crowbar a locker and crate open/closed

however, if there is a lock on it they will be able to trigger the lock but NOT open the crate

When did we break away from being a fork?
For a moment I thought github got off their lazy ass and finished fork searching.

>hugs used to inject whoever got hugged with ~1u of painkillers
>if you teamed up with people you could make someone overdose by constantly hugging them

Yesterday love was such an easy game to play ;_;

what reason is there to not keep hugging in to inject 1u of tramadol, with no overdose limit?

I imagine it has nothing to do with the hug, but because tramadol has an OD limit. You'd need to make an identical chemical but remove its overdose limit.

No, they don't have the toggle-open verb at all. However, I think every non-default borg can crowbar something open.

In the sense that unlike humans they're mostly useless everywhere else, and mining is useless except near the beginning of the shift, sure. But in the sense that they get outclassed, no.

Lockers/Crates are unable to be closed by a borg after the thing has been opened.

Unless that's been changed, it'd be super helpful it has been

I might be wrong, I haven't played borg in about a month

I asked specifically because it would make a rogue minerborg an expert kidnapper.
Not even rogue actually, antag human could take em vox hunting, shame you can't put hats on borgs.

There is one. Hugging injects a chemical you can't get anywhere else. At least it was like that last time I checked.

Is SS13 a video game?

It's a scientific social experiment with the goal of observing autistic individuals interact with each others, in an environment they're forced to cooperate with each others in order to satiate their autism.

It's basically reverse psychology to force autists to be sociable.

no, it's an advanced chatroom and atmos sim

It's a JRPG/anime/eroge

They are completely outclassed by a single miner with a gun and a diamond pick when ti comes to mining, they are only useful for the start of the shift to get minerals, then they are heavily outclassed by ripleys and slightly outclassed by miners

Add to that the fact that the administrators are also autists and you get a full fledged double blind experiment.

A plasma-man robusted me into a suit storage. If you're here, we need a race war now

>tfw you will never be a racist redneck shaft miner with a hick minerborg
>you'll never lynch some vox for trespassin' on yer land

but you could do that right now though

borgs love them valids

Can you kill traders as sec for no reason?

Yep.

no

maybe

I don't know

If an american cop can get away with it, sec can

that's the rule of thumb

Don't know how long ago you last played, but that's not even remotely true.

Traders are soft antag roles, do whatever you want because they got super strong armor and permanent magboots.
If they die it's they own fault for letting you do it.

I'm SsOoOooORrryyy

EEEEUUUUGGGHHHH KILL ME!

>explore space
>find savage shuttle
>chill on DJ station
>roll tator when shuttle leaves the station
what the fuck mang

Cythia "WAAAH RECALL IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU'RE RETARDED EVERY ROUND" Jardine

OH GOD

My god, it's full of stars.

>say no once to a shuttle call
>every round
The retards are the ones that dont do their job recall because no antag rolls. Screw you and your inability of playing without being a major griffon

In the year 2125, I was on a mining colony, on mars

... And there he was, SPACE JANITOR! In a janicart flying off an airlock!

Are you a bad enough dude to clean SPACE?

The rest of the station was an illusion. Don't go outside.

An antag called the shuttle.
Stop being retarded.

And I know you often ghost out when revved/culted/soulstone because someone took you away from a project.

SALMON COMES

Can portable air scrubbers be reconfigured to scrub other gasses or do they only scrub out plasma and N2O?

Can't reconfigure them.
But you can make a simple improvised one using one of those portable blue boxy machines, two connectors, a filter, a canister and a passive vent.