Live in Ontario Canada

I've started working not long ago, and at first it's a bit tough, but you get used to it. Try and see if you can get a part time job (4 hrs/day) because it will be easier to do it. I'm working full time and it's not even that bad, just find something that you'll be somewhat busy with.

As far as the other stuff, it depends who you live with. Figure out a way to get your GED, and get it ASAP. Then, see what you want to do. Perhaps you want to study in university, or maybe you want to work in trades. Whatever you choose, know that it can be done. The virgin thing shouldn't worry you too much. We all develop differently, so just try to get a job/GED/university degree/trade cert/etc. and there, I promise you, you WILL meet women. Don't be a fag, and if you're really lost, read "Models" by Mark Manson, or go to /r/seduction (it's not great) to learn how to talk to women.

Long story short, you're not as fucked as you think you are. There are probably tens of thousands of NEETs right now, so you're not alone. Just take it one day at a time, and try to improve yourself, either by working out or by reading philosophy/history/politics/etc. The point is to have something to look forward to outside of work/school.

True. Guess ill apply and try

At least the fulltime money would be good and id have some people to talk to

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you were born in the wrong country senpai.
i live in scandinavia and im just like you i didnt drop out doe, family problems made me unable to ever really go to school. trying to get my life back in order luckily its easy af in my counry i even get paid to go there, god bless scandinavia. marry a scandinavia chick or guy OP

come on real advice pls

im gonna try to get that job i think guys. Iwant to work fulltime instead of being a fucking leech

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Help

HELLO!

HELP ME!

what do you need help on bud?

literally apply everywhere and work hard, that's a start

you need to build yourself a strong work ethic before you can do anything

I want to get my life on track

i'm tired of living as a regular pleb, I should be holding myself to a higher standard than this

no one has the answer man, there isn't a one size fit all way to make it

the only thing you have is to work hard, you don't need to hold yourself high standard, just hold yourself to put in work everyday

but i don't know what to do besides find a part time job and get my hs credits...

Are you me?

Then do that

Learn some time management skills

Develop a network of strong relationships both professional and personal

Keep your body and mind healthy

Sleep on time

Where in Ontario are you btw. Toronto here.

>Learn some time management skills
I have trouble concentrating on almost anything not-constantly stimulating

>Develop a network of strong relationships both professional and personal
i have no friends

>Keep your body and mind healthy
trying
>Sleep on time
can't, my shity life keeps me up all night
>Where in Ontario are you btw. Toronto here.
GTA too

You just have shitty excuses for almost everything that we try to help you. It's only your fault living poor man life. Having opportunities is something you gotta earn. Life is not easy nor hard. I'm from eastern europe and I did not speak english until my late 20s. Today I'm at lead role of huge western corporation. I had to suck few dicks and have sleepless night just for my shitty english certificate. If you just sit on /r9k/ and came to Veeky Forums just to get rich, this is wrong.

First, you must craft your CV - go for jobs, ask people. You have always someone to talk to. If you cant, just fucking flip burgers in burger king, youll meet people there. Key to success is this, and listen me because I do not say it twice - You have to do your job as best as you can. 110%. Always smile when you are doing it. People like that who are pure and workful are extremly demanded in any brand of industry, even if they are kissless western virgins. Its simple but you are just out of the reality.

Not him but.
>I have trouble concentrating on almost anything not-constantly stimulating
That's why you're gonna learn time management, you're going to fix that.

>i have no friends
So you're going to make some.
You'll be surprised what a smile and a genuinely inquisitive temperament can get you.
I can't tell you how many times I've been given beers on a train-ride simply because I force myself to join into a stranger's conversation

>can't, my shity life keeps me up all night
I have the same problem. So you're going to tire yourself out. Change your routine, shake it up... shock your body into sleeping at a decent hour.

You guys don't understand, I've tried all this before I got to this stage.

I've gotten fired every time even working my absolute hardest. I always try to talk to people and be friendly but it never goes anywhere either. I've tried this advice and it changed nothing, it's not like I've always been a lazy faggot I used to try

>i want to be a better person but i don't want to put any work into it

Eat shit my nigga

I don't know what to do because everything keeps going wrong

I'm thinking about just copying the movie OfficeSpace and doing the exact opposite of what id normally do

Do it. Nothing wrong with it. Life itself is a mystery, dont feel like you should forcefully bend to other ppls views and beliefs. We all die someday. Do it.

Its hopeless then. Just end yourself.

Mo future mo problems

Im kind of similar but have managed to turn my shit around if youd care to listen to my pathetic blog.

>went to a prestigious good high school that specialized in economics, which wouldve given me great experiences for future work prospects

>get testicular torsion
>i cannot walk for months, the surgery wound becomes infected, i almost become sterile. i cannot work, i become clinically depressed, quit high school, become shut in NEET for an entire year and cut contact with all my friends.
do absolutely nothing productive and become fat like a pig.
>eventually after getting an ADD diagnosis, being fed medication and other shit i start going to a redneck highschool with zoo specialisation.
School lets you keep your dogs in outdoor pens during classes so i can spend my breaks walking my new best friend that i got.
Slowly i become healthier in mind and body, start working out doing well in school. Get to work with Anteaters, tigers, bears and wolves on my workplace practice. But couldnt get a job at a zoo because i havent got a driving license yet. Still a virgin though, but thats not very strange since i became a fat useless faggot for a while.

Now i am attending university and gonna work at mcdonalds. Just thought id share some lifeblog bullshit,
you should get in a trade like plumber or electrician, when i got back in contact with my friends two of them had really managed to do well by going to job-specialised high schools and got hired to well paying jobs as soon as they graduated.

oh man i messed up the greentext

I want to buy steroids, make new friends and work while finishing my highschool and then go to a good university and get a good job after. i have some money saved up, should i just spend it all on nice clothes, roids and some other shit i need? i'm just losing hope here guys, maybe they will help with the confidence and motivation

if you roid youll ruin your life, are you retarded or autistic?

why would it ruin my life?

wouldn't looking better and having more confidence from testosterone help me in everything? It's not like I have much to lose anyway, it can only help and it seems to help significantly

No. It's easier and quicker just to kill yourself

but i don't want to kill myself, I want to fix my life.

Its beyond repair.

Worth a try though, nothing to lose

Hasn't pretty much every successful person strongly immensely before? I was reading about some inventors and other geniuses and it seems like most of them could be considered "losers" up to a certain point until they changed th world

>strongly immensely before?

struggled immensely*

You don't want to put the work into becoming that so you're beyond fixing. Just do my society a favour and end yourself. Go play in traffic on the 400 or drive your car into Lake Ontario. Or just get a gun and put one in your temple

>Your car
kek

but nah i'll prove you wrong, i'm going to make it

Trust me you won't. You'll be back here in a few months asking for economical ways to kill yourself because you have no money left

that won't happen

Do you want updates every few months?

I don't need updates from you to validate that I'm right.

>that I'm right.

That's what people said to every genius or millionaire.

>"Lol Edison you're a retard why are you bothering with these dumb inventions, you'll never make it"
>"Tesla, just kill yourself idiot you're retarded why aren't you working in a factory like everyone else?"

>user with literally no work ethic
>future millionaire

pick 1

>>user with literally no work ethic

That was the story behind every inventor

Except they were making the world a better place. Instead you're using a Mongolian basket weaving picture board as a personal blog

>Except they were making the world a better place
they didn't start out that way immediately

fuck you, i'm going to buy roids and become the biggest guy but then i'm going to go further and also become the richest guy

>roids
With your work ethic you'll be a fat slob with lactating tits and shrivelled up sac

No I won't

Why are you so pessimistic? It seems like you're projecting your insecurities on me to try to make yourself feel better

Im being realistic.

shuld i get a job at tim hortons

Try /r9k/ and then kill yourself

Kill yourself for asking dumb questions

No kill yourself

How should I do it? You might be right

Play in traffic. Preferably on the 400 or the 401.

What do you mean by play? Like with myself?

Like go stand in the lanes and see how long it takes before a car hits you at full speed. Alternatively you can throw yourself off a tall bridge. I think that would be easier

Wouldnt it be better just to hang myself?

If you do it wrong it won't be quick- you'll strangle slowly to death. Takes lots of prep time and calculations for the neck to snap and shit. Throwing yourself off a tall bridge onto a roadway or highway would net you a higher chance of instant death.

seems scarier to build up the courage to do so though

Alcohol and/or drugs

Hmm okay i guess i'll visit LCBO

Maybe i'll jump off tonight, but i'm not sure if there's any bridge near me

what should i buy

Any 400 series highway should do. Good luck senpai

okay thank you, I'll miss you

Maybe in my next lifetime I will be reborn as Bill Gates

You should buy whatever it is you like to drink.

Lel glhf

ok im heading to lcbo right now and then ill figure out the bridge thing

good bye forever

dont do it everything is gonna be alright

teach English in Korea

I met two guys working a FedEx warehouse making like $19/hr and they were both high school dropouts. They got hired there after working there as Temps.

If you don't care about working in a warehouse or factory, apply through a temp agency and hopefully they will send you someplace good and maybe you get hired there fulltime

>and hope

that's not good enough for me, i need to eat.

fuck it im gonna get a job at tim hortons and just eat food from there to cut down on my food bill per month and then reinvest the money into drugs or something with a high enough ROI so i can finally make it

Don't be scared of the GED, it's easy as shit. I've seen crackheads, and drug dealing Negros who never were in a classroom in their life pass that shit.

Maybe it's different in Chinada but you can't do shit with a ged here

This. Teaching white.

>FedEx
>$19 an hour

It must not have been FedEx then.

I work in the highest paid Walmart DC in the country and I only make $23

SHOULD I GET A JOB AT TIM HORTONS OR NOT?????????

HELLO???? SHOULD I?

THEY'RE HIRING

Yes, also remember to buy AMD stocks

I put all of my money into ethereum and DOGE already

I thought you guys said they were the future of money

Just take the GED, and say you were home schooled. It's what I did.

How will I get into university?

They probably won't care at that point. You'd be entering as a "mature student" I think. You'd still be eligible for osap and all that shit too

Wtf really? I thought I needed to re-do courses online to get into university

Or will you be a mature student only if you're an immigrant or like 30+?

No I think it's at 25 but double check

yeah I will but it's prob 25 or somethin

sucks becus I need to get a lot of credits then

Then either get the credits or kys

I will m8 and I am I'm just saying

Cool your trousers

Why aren't you dead yet?

Lol I am I was reborn as myself a few hours later

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Sage

Wow that's very offensive