Oldschool Runescape General - /rs07g/ - osrs

My anal sphincter is leaking juicy love turds...sayob please cornhole my diddle? Please? Oh, and dorp...blessed little dorp...with your massive uneven ballsack, littered in those adorable red hairs...let me clean you with my man nectar. I will sing to the heavens as my seed splashes you clean of all your sins. I'll even let you touch... it. You remember IT, don't you? The cyst on my back..the one shaped like a horse head. We named it kyu sanrui, together we did! Oh dorp. I even think of your penis now. Sucking your precum from it on my 50th birthday...you were only a child then! But by now I'm sure you have fucked many white whores in the noble houses of falador and priffindis. Even an elf slut or two from Lletya!

Will you satisfy the last request of a dying old overweight homosexual? (Btw I have dozens of cancerous moles on my penis now I hope that isn't a problem)

back off, he's mine!!

So fucked

ill fuck the shit out of you dude you should be the one backing off

Any cooking that is profit? I'm 54 and have 100k to my name, but need 70 for RFD

Can you all stop talking about me and my gf?

sharks
monkfish
swordfish if you don't burn more than 5%

not at that level

do your masters

>[osg]
?

all the cc's are shit doesn't matter which one you're in

Raw swordies are more expensive than cooked ones according to osbotty

Dang

I guess I'll make a heap of Gold Amulet (u) for some profit and crafting xp

>tfw glowing bullies you while you burn his precious, precious wood.

good post

last time I checked cooked were like 10-20 gp more

now i get why he does that

I am questioning why it's called osg instead of vg now, retard.

It's rude. Lucky for me I have to go for a while so hopefully he'll be gone when I get back.

"Zaff has discounted staffs waiting for you!"

It was high noon in Gielnor, and I had all but gone unconscious in a dark corner of the Gnomish stronghold slayer cave. Asleep atop my massive dwarven multi cannon, the hordes of fire giants I had been tasked with cleansing were no match for solid testicles of steel. But there it was. That orange little message that magically appeared in my head. Varrock called.

Upon arriving by teleportation, the scent of urine and anime bodily fluids assaulted my nostrils, already singed from a fire giant alpha's strike. I escaped the streets into the backlot where the humble staff shop was set up. "Quakespasm, how good of you to come by. 60 staffs...noted or do you prefer a few inventories?" "Neither." I stated. A wicked smile crept onto my face, and I told my Kril'tsaroth to wait outside and Pk any unsuspecting noob. My own battlestaff rose into the air, and in moments we were upon each other. His dark bald skull reminded me of the vetion jr. I would never claim, but it only made me thrust harder. "Oh Quakespasm!" Zaff shouted. "Sad how my red combat level renders you so defenseless to my sexual tendencies...". Ten gallons of cum unloaded into Zaff, and his anus ruptured right on the floor of home. As he lay there dying while I looted his remaining stock, a faint whisper was heard. "It was worth it..." The only thing keeping him alive was a thick boner propped against the floor. Within minutes, it faded as he did.

Hmm, less than 5% burn, I'd have to use the lumbridge range, but I still reckon my burn rate would be too high.

I'll make some profit through gold ammy unstrungs and the 7k or so flax I have, then maybe power through wines for some quick XP

get cooking gloves & go to the farming faction's clay oven

I would, but I'm so quested out at the moment it's crazy.

I'll just try to get my cash stack back to 1m first, then go from there.

>I'm so quested out at the moment it's crazy.
really?
questing is the only thing that kept me going

leveling/grinding is boring as shit

don't tell reddit but if you want to make bank just go to the farming faction, get 5% favor by pushing the plow then just mine saltpetre. It should take a minute to fill up your inv & bank and it sells for like 1k ea

Whats the bank trip like?

Can someone report me for begging for money at the ge?

no, begging isn't muteable but sometimes some retarded pmod decides to abuse his power, but they're not allowed to mute for it

doings
farts
pees
poos
youtube.com/watch?v=yBuLsLDjlqM

I report people for begging all the time desu

don't think jagex does anything about it but idc

Typical q cc poster

wat

You don't bank it? Who do you sell it to?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=zOtFYRkHkn4

there's a bank like 10 seconds away

lagging like fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=8oBbJg_PqbU

Fuckin hell, that's crazy

Maybe I'll do that tomorrow, it's 2am so I might just go pass out

what use in offhand for mage/ranger if poor

they're like 300 ea not 1k ea iirc

...

spirit shield

I instasold them at 999
even at 500 which I'm 100% certain you can sell them at it's still really good money

That's still stupid good money for 0 effort

just a friendly reminder that you can't open multiple clues in one screen anymore
I asked Kieren about it and he said they removed it because it was causing a bug in obtaining master clues

youtube.com/watch?v=GN71-mUl58g

Is monkey hunting actually good?

Is so, what level should you do it at?

Zaros/Armadyl god book

rsbuddy.com/exchange?id=13421&

The bots might have been banned when you sold them creating demand. Usually there's at least 2-3 a world with several more logging in whenever its next to the bank. Might as well just actually train a skill instead,

youtube.com/watch?v=zbT_eAMIhVQ&list=PL846AgXfpdlEv7_bEpGDVlERcdDVXvQpG

weeb music works when rcing

...

I've hopped a TON
I saw 0-1 people on almost all, 2 on very few
guess they might have gotten banned

>1.3m/600k
lad

that's pretty cheap faggot, leave us alone

>1.3m/600k
>A lot

Guthix is best god because he watched his homeworld being fucked up and ascended to stop it

>1.3m/600k is a lot

fucking poorfags get out REEEEE

who are you
what does tsuuuuu mean

see

some autistic meme between the 'inner circle' of osg

I hate circle jerks

it's an /sp/ joke that lonely soccer-watching brits from osg like to spam

ehh I was asking seriously. I already doubt your post because you're using the reddit le inner circle meme.
oh ok. who is that who just posted barrows lewt

no i'm being serious it's a /sp/ meme that all the ranks in osg spam

I guess depending on this med clue, this was a pretty decent task

A P E E P E E A P O O P O O

/z1zek chat

a lonely soccer-watching brit

that one is pennjillette but there's like 3 others

That's the best poorfag gear, if you can't afford that then there isn't much you can use offhand and you should probably make some money.

coldhands

more like warmhands

haha

can limpwurm roots go in herb bags?

#rekt

is q cc dead now? Is it now z1zek cc now? cause that's where I see all the trannies at now LOL

Limps are not herbs.

q cc isn't dead.

z1zek is where all the attention seekers go

>osg cc
>inner circle
hahahahahahahahaha

tfw no one says hi

i said the inner circle of osg

learn to read you elitist shit

idc

Faces.

our girl streaming at twitch/runesquirrel
go show some support!

Excellent

how pathetic

...

Literally 0 grape seeds on the GE. Dont you niggas tithe farm?

All I wanted to do was finish this fucking clue

Fuck Zeah

I'll sell you some for 10k ea

Why haven't you gotten 100% in all?

Where is this?

You're on the wrong side anyways lmao

Post equipment tabs. I need to reorganize mine.

why is blowpipe memepipe?

Back in the saddle since EoC dropped is their any new low level quests or activities with utility rewards that I should prioritize after I have hammered some agility out?

do diaries