/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General

I have a plan for this user, what you do is.
Wait until she's asleep or knock her out some how. Tie her up naked and take pictures and video of her. Tell her that she never saw your porn stash and that this never happened.
And just like that you're good.

Nothing, who gives a shit.

This has existed since the bags and bandoliers mod came out. But I guess it's nice to have variations on the acutal book texture.

my pc is to shit to run modded Skyrim so I just took a screenshot from the mod page to get attention and hopefully get some anons to post shots of their slutfus with books on their butts

Careful what you ask for user

Is she okay?

They told Snakestone he could be anything when he grew up. So he became a flaming meatshield.

Hey, nothing wrong with that, maybe the weight of the tomes can help counterbalance when he's lifting something and maybe he can write down all his bulking recipes in there.

That's a sexy book!

>maybe he can write down all his bulking recipes in there

Oh man, I got a recipe for a clam chowder thats to die for. I just need to go get more clams now.

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>want to play oblivion
>don't want to spend multiple days downloading 25gb of mods to make it good according to the /tesg/ blog

tfw

FUCKING KEK
>nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/76949/?

ah shit, I meant this one

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/76884/?

what the fuck

I think so.

More clams huh?

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Do Redguards know how to read?

>nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/76884/?

Nibenese Imperial, citizen. We taught you savages how to read.

Dear /tesg/, which ENB is good to use for actual gameplay rather than screenshots?

IDK why it quoted that.

But it's the ENB + lighting in the Rift, user.

dem roid arms

youtube.com/watch?v=ss_DFC2CSpQ

Just gonna.. Leavethisherekaybye
imgur.com/a/ug0pA

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>imgur.com/a/ug0pA
I really like her but I cant stand her hair and why does she have a twat then a dick? What is this?

I knew Nita was a dude.

>Not knowing Nita is glorious futa master race
commitsudoku

SHE HAD A FUCKING VAGINA IN 3 OF THE PICTURES.

I think she's a Metamorphmagus guize

She had a dick in three of the pictures. Come on user, thats preschool math.

Yeah, and from the sound of it will need alot of clams. Might take us awhile to get enough if we want to make enough for /tesg/.

Nita has horrible hair and it's face is downy.

Post a character you very rarely post.

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>go to a family party
>get shitfaced
>go on a screaming rant revealing my power level
I want to stay on /tesg/ and never leave again. Its safe here

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What did you say to them?

Pelinal Poster, did you go on a rant about elves?

Was it a political redpill reveal or was it a degenerate video game faggot shit reveal?

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man, that sounds hilarious.

don't worry, everyone has that moment. At least you didn't start ranting about actual embarrassing shit.

Some /pol/ tier stuff. So possibly yes. Some of my family is really redpilled and they loved it while some others are recent college graduates so bernie libs.

>taking /pol/ seriously

Son...

>tfw I'll be going home for the first time in two years and probably the same will happen
>tfw I know my dad is redpilled but he always tries to be coy about it
>tfw know they will invite guests over when I'm around
>tfw anticipating getting shitfaced and going full 14/88 infront of my really young siblings and friends of the family

this threads about to go places

We don't fucking care about your political opinion. Go to /pol/ for that you inbred retard.

>be me
>family fled pinochet's dictatorship to europe
>heavily antifa
>kill stormcloaks for fun
>have never joined the stormcloaks
>been playing the game since launch

:)

We all have the moments Pelinal Poster, if anyone brings it just brush it off as drunking rambling.

>/pol/
>redpilled
stop going to /pol/, stop bringing it elsewhere

Stop being triggered, kid. Go jerk off to your futa mods or something and calm down.

>Stop being triggered and let me off-topic and shitpost however much I want

Is all you're saying.

What clothing be this?

>user posts a small life thing he wanted to share with a community he frequents
>respond by sharing related thing to said user
>an autistic neet flies off the handle
>despite the fact that no one discusses Elder Scrolls game in these threads anyway and instead people just jerk off to eachother's characters, that's not off-topic, but a little conversation is

wew lad

How long do you think it'll take to gather enough?

wEw

Oh god I love triggering libcuck millenials like you. Do you think you will always have your precious tumblr safesapce ? It's time to grow up kiddo.

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE HERE

>mommy i said cuck again am i cool yet

When will obese armchair /pol/iticians realise that no sane adult actually cares about their petty insults?

>implying I'm not entirely neutral

If im right with the average amount of posters, could take us all day to get enough.

Politics are a very very touchy subject Pelinal Poster, while im sorry you may have blurted somethings you didnt mean to near relatives, reactions like this are gonna be all to common. Especially on Veeky Forums of all places.

>entirely neutral
>goes apeshit the second someone mentions they have conservative viewpoints

Nah, you're a libtard. I'd say consider suicide, but you're never going to reproduce, so it's just as good as I guess.

>le neutral meme
>I don't pick a side so I can be a cunt to everyone!
>I voted for Gary Johnson!
fuck you

>Apeshit
>Not just fatigued from Veeky Forums discussing politics every chance you get

and night?

Sit back and enjoy your work my man. Things will really hit 11 once cumtears shows up.

I ship Cumtears and Pelinal Poster

>go to sleep
>dream about /tesg/ meetup with characters

Weird.

Hoo yeah.
Whatever I touch turns to shit. I'm the Todd Howard of civil discourse

>/pol/
>conservative viewpoints
If you think /pol/ has conservative viewpoints you are rightly there with the other retards.

>user posts he went on an accidental tirade
>other user shares that it might happen to him soon as well

>start bitching about offtopic in general that doesn't discuss it's game and is just offtopic soft erotica
>complain when you get called out on your autism
>use the "I'm le neutral meme xD" despite the fact that you literally blew a gasket when someone was just having a friendly conversation with someone else

user, you might have legitimate autism.

Pelinal poster belongs to Kathniel.

who was in it, and what was it about?

5000 years later

fucking done

Ewa and Longhorn. And cuddling

>t. Obese Manchild

Thats so awesome.

Why don't you use Brutish Argonians for the males?
>every conservative on Veeky Forums has the exact same viewpoints

I'm tired of this lefty cuck meme, people can disagree with you without being crazy, now go such some nigger dick or something.

you can always just learn how to talk with people and reveal your opinions without saying incendiary things

description now ya ruddy t-rex

/pol/ is considered conservative by modern standards because the bar has shifted so far to the left. Literally fucking anything outside of liberalism counts as conservatism today. Classical liberalism is fucking conservative by progressive liberalism

That looks great, I kind of feel funky about the face, but still a million times better than what I could do.
Degradation of argumentation, nice, you're basically agreeing with me at this point.

It may take us night too, all depends on how many clams are on the beach.

Pelinal Poster and Kathniel do make a cute couple.

Noice

Gonna need a description CT

I don't know. I remember Jo making an Orc scholar that was afraid of fighting and I was adventuring with him. Then people were modeling and someone said something about Snek's butt.

Because the facemesh sucks imo.

Yeah well this conversation will cool off in about 5 minutes anyway. /tesg/ cant survive without waifus for long

yeah the face was done last; carpal tunnel started setting in so i was like 'fuck it'; it was a nice freebie for the peep who quoted me in time

pic related

Okay Trump. Please shove more political opinions down my throat in this thread which is irrelevant to your garbage.

Or should I call you Hillary?

>Because the facemesh sucks imo.
Fair enough.

I personally use female Argonians without breasts and Brutish Argonians for the males to get that dimorphism in.

>said something about Snek's butt

Why is it always my ass?

ct buddy don't do this ya spoopin me
I've been thinking all week about making an orc scholar character and I told no one

Don't reply to it. Its too obvious.

Have you heard of the Elder Scrolls?

Good luck /tesg/. Remember never mix bleach and pine sol in a enclosure.

Have you heard of our lord and savior, Talos?

I found one of those once, sold it to some Argonian in Solitude. Never saw him again.