/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

Who else /MaxBetOnLiquid/ here?

really hoping no one for the sake of you all

>cs:go stops being honeypot esport

>finally relevant prizepools

>yuros always cared because without even shit tier prize pools they couldn't afford food, water, or their oppressive taxation for muslim refugees.

>but now that majors are worth something yuros have been fully and utterly cucked by NA

just like the other esport of relevance

I know "haha rofl rip fnatic" but if they lose to liquid and nips already out to flipside, who's going to stop the favellas?????

eu never played cod tho....

Zowie FK1 if your hands are 18cm+, or FK2 if they are any smaller.

if they can lose to fucking liquid then how would you rate their chances even the favetogglers? lmao

>be bad
>import european starplayer
>be good
>think you are better than europeans
can someone explain this to me? surely amerigotards don't think this way haha

>it's a "Depressed, Tumblr, Anime Bhopper with a stolen 12 year Steam account"

do you fags really think you're fooling anyone?

this is exactly my point...
they were our last hope...

nearly 9 years feels good senpai

Simple is carrying but you can't be serious if you think you can swap out the other 4 and win against fnatic. See: old simple team
Elige was popping off as well

>Want to get myself an A1 Hyper Beast
>Put a cheeky jewy buy order on the market
>Go to sleep thinking no one will sell that cheap anyway
>Wake up and someone sold me even $3 cheaper than the buy order

did your original account get vac too kanojo? mines the same date since i was an underage stupid shit that cheated on my first account back in the day. buying accounts is incredibly gay

who /OlderThan20ButNotANEETLoser/ here?

>22
>studying engineering
>been playing since 1.5

Why does reddit like s1mple? He's cringy af and a cancer player

im just baiting desu lad

>buying A1 skins

y tho?

>silvers

baka, brace ourselves for the dark times ahead, as HLTV will be flooded with unending tides of Brazilian flags.
These favelas are not even trying to hide it anymore, their blatancy makes late 2015 EnVyus looks like legit players.

cause he shit on fnatic without even having to zoom in across the map?

>na team finally makes the final after years
>theyre being carried by a european

Leave favelas to me

I didnt cheat because I was scared id fuck up my pc

You use A4 on some maps and A1 on others, silly.

I have to import zowie gear. they don't sell their stuff in nig nog land

the logitech g500s looked nice but its sold out everywhere.

>handicapping yourself and thinking silencers are relevant with todays headphone game

Most leddit numale cucks want that 3rd worlder piece of shit to succeed and get out of his hellhole of a country.

>Meme List
Logitech G400
Logitech G400s
Performance MX
Razer Deathadder 2013
Steelseries Rival
Zowie AM
Zowie EC1 eVo
Zowie EC2 eVo
Zowie FK1

can you PLEASE add deathadder chroma aswell I NEED to be a meme user

thats in the elder meme tier

>tfw i fell for the zowie meme back in 2013 then watching everyone meme it in early 2015 after shitters like steel/dazed/moe(for a month) discovered it

give me ideas for OC about Team Liquid

add the intellimouse 1.1 dumb redditor

also should add final mouse

that is a 100% meme mouse

WUN

DABS

...

TAPS

Is Logitech G5 considered a meme mouse?

EU getting bodied like a numale retard they are

>C9 status
>L-L-LUDICROUS KILL

every mouse is a meme mouse

>Elige was popping off as well
What a popper

this

some are just more meme and legendary meme than others.

Look at all those popping team liquid members are doing.

Simple could have done it with any tier 1 team. TL couldn't have done it without simple.

so he's a confirmed hick?

>Carrying a match
>tfw somebody on your team picks up an AK and throws it to you for your M4 because you're better with it

it's about being easier to spray

>end game scoreboard with blatant name change spamming cheater
>ranks load
>not even global
>600 hours in game

hes half-jew, think from his moms side.

The A1 is better at long ranges.
For example, I'm more comfortable with an A1 guarding squeaky from highway on Cache

Umm guys, I just won a comp match and the score was 10-11. Has valve changed something? There was one leaver.

...

the other team prob surrendered

on dazed stream one time they were laughing about when hiko worked at the concrete plant, and they mostly made cenotaphs. Hiko would apparently stay up all night playing CS, and then be so tired he would fuck up the names on the cenotaphs.
fat jew

A reminder that Thoorin is literally a gold nova with zero idea about the game.

Yeah that's probably it, guess I just wasn't paying attention enough.

Is he?
I've heard reports of him being Eagle.

yeah from what i've heard, he plays tried to play atleast 1 mm a game when he's not at events and that he's around the LE/LEM mark

I don't keep up with gotard shit anymore, why is s1mple playing with liquid? i thought he went back to cykaland to sulk because he missed his trap gf and quit the team

Thorin is literally
>muh stats
>muh storyline
and he looks liek hes going to sperg out at any moment on the desk

>implying thorin isn't a beast cs player

He mentioned being MGE in one of his casts (elohell one, i think).
MGE during charity ranks = gold nova.

they signed pimp to replace him, but pimp couldnt play at cologne (he played at the minor?). anyway, since s1mple is still under contract they just played with him

kek @ dem K/D and win ratios

>be professional csgo team
>arguably best in the world
>win unarguably the most random round in the game, the pistol round
>win next two rounds because they're gifted to you
>only win one rifle round out of 12
>one round decides if you lose a half 14-1 or 11-4
csgo everybody

>he never read The Art of Counter-Strike
>he thinks he's better than thorin

thanks senpai, upvoted

reminder that csgo is an anti-anime community

i'll tell you if you give me sauce on this qt

>40k+ vac wave
>calling them '''''''''charity ranks''''''''''

>>win next two rounds because they're gifted to you

That's a meme.
Pistols > rifles.

DELET THIS

is now the right time to buy up those holos?

>carrying a match
>shitty russian kid starts raging because you don't drop your AK for him and calls votekick
>get kicked

rate please

today is the day reddit/r/csgog gets BTFO by favelas

2-0

You were literally gifted your rank after failing to compete with cheaters.

Enjoy your charity.

they also traded koosta for jdm. clg is shit now

I'd rather see le fatman actually win rather than these cheating favelas

Fuck off, Adren.

SK are our guys

>EU is so shit atm that a North American team is on the finals
What roster changes need to happen to make EU CS great again? Also how do we make Astralis a non-choking team?

Why can't some EU team just fuckin get s1mple to join them?
>inb4 s1mple is sooo toxiccc

our boy lurpin confirmed 3 big rosters changes in EU teams

>Team that wins pistol round has an option to upgrade their existing armor with only $350, which will add a helmet (this is only available on round 2 for the pistol round winners)
>Reduced moving accuracy for USP and Tec-9
>All upgraded pistols except DE deal 95-99 damage to helmet at closest range
>Bullets fire while not on the ground will never land within a radius around the crosshair, this depends on weapon
Will this make the game better?

Do normal stickers increase in price or is it just foil?

isn't he the one leaving teams all the time tho? Dont forget that most teams recruit people that speak the same language. Simple to Na'Vi is never going to happen unless Guardian stops or something.

>EU can only win when prizepools are garbage and real competition can't be bothered

please go away, no one wants you here