/owg/ - Overwatch General

That sounds distracting.

POO

>Mercy will never nurse you back to health in her civilian clothing and white coat

Tuck me in, let me die.

>42 eliminations
>21 solo kills
>12 turret kills

Symmetra is a fucking beast if you play her aggressively and get up in people's shit.

No, I'm gay now because I PLAY Reaper. Just something about holding down left click and killing everyone and then escaping while invulnerable makes me crave dicks.

>one person on your team declares themselves leader
>tells everybody what to do
>whines when people don't do it
>everything is always everybody else's fault except theirs

Why do people do this?

The following maps should be removed from the game permanently
>Volskoya Industries
>Hanamura
>Anubis
>Route 66
>Lijiang Tower

Kill yourself 76. No one likes you.

>capture first round in KOTH
>lose the point at 30% second round
>team goes full retard, lose the game

What is this meme

She could probably cure you in five seconds with her staff.

Used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Dorado, used you for sandbags

Why the fuck does Zen have two sandnig skins?
I mean seriously, could they not have come up with a skin actually relates to the Tibet area/buddhism?

GROPE

I think I'm doin it rong

>hating on based dad DPS king
Here's your (You)

get farted on by

So I just ended up in a quickplay with these faggots.
Yeah, no surprise, we lost. Mortemer was shit healer, octoking couldnt keep his fucking shield up, and arin barely had a single good ult as fucking pharah

Did you just get wrecked by a 76 player so hard that you're throwing an autistic RP tantrum?

>>Lijiang Tower
It's like you dont even like environmental kills

who /instalockgenji/ here lads

he's the most basic character in the game, how can you hate him

>when w Mei on your team blocks the enemy team into their spawn using ice-wall rather than your own, so you can push the payload that last meter
I never realized how damn effective this is, especially in the age of Tracer spamming.

>Every interesting map should be removed

Get out.

>remove every good map

k

>implying you have the faintest idea what Nepali clothes look like.

For all you know they're fucking genies you uneducated yank cunt.

"DEATH CUMS"

/onlylockpharah/ master race.
And you can go fuck yourself if you think I'm getting on the objective.

Where were you when the simplest characters in the game tore through some shitters on owg with such reckless abandon they came here to RP their frustration?

somebody got in his sight too much and got ptsd

doesnt matter lad
i just killed everyone on the objective and my healers are capping while i snowball them

>get matched with incompetent idiots who dont know the meaning of "objective"
>match over
>stay in the queue
>same incompetent idiots but now were on defense
>same shit happens

tell me a good reason why the game cant even implement post-game team balance, or at the least not match the same group of people vs the same group of people despite being in solo queue

hell, im not one to complain often but the last couple games i had was so fucking one-sided each and every round just has me so fucking enraged right now. and it was with the same fucking people every time

So i just found out my friend is gay for black guys. He didn't really know how to tell me so he kept locking 76. I figured it out.

>it's a solo healer lucio on defense episode

76 is the window through which cod kiddies can try overwotch, also that hilarious "I'VE GOT YOU IN MY THIGHS"

That first requires:

A. A good Mei
B. For them to be on your team
Neither of which exist at the same time

Summer can't end soon enough.

Gay BBC lover here. Can confirm. Over 14 hours played on 76.

>soloq
>just hit 62
>main only zarya
>56 kills last match

feels good man.

CP MAPS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD KYS IF YOU THINK THEY ARE GOOD

>that reapfield

>complete my qualifiers
>rank: 46

The worst thing is when you finally find a good team, play one good game and then it rearranges you immediately before you can group up with them. Only they are all together and you are on the useless enemy team now

Why does Lucio like jam so much? And he's so protective about it. Are all Brazilians so concerned about conserve ownership?

>tfw you want to reach a higher rank but you're not autistic enough to play the same OP hero every game for easy carries

feels bad

molest

Pharah is for _____
Tracer is for _____
Widow is for _____
MeI is for ____
Zarya is for _____
D.va is for _____
Mercy is for _____
Sym is for _____

> Justice and respect
> drunk adventures
> ball busting and cucking
> big sisters awkward friend
> being big sister
> hate fapping behind her back
> breeding pure perfection
> holocaust 2.0

carrying is so easy in solo games
the game is entirely different in 6v6s at the same mmr
in solo games I get 3+ gold an hueg elims all the time but in 6v6 I struggle to keep up

Only time I've considered banging her.

>forced50doesn'texist.png

Because user Lucio...He...Can't stop
and worst of all...He...Won't stop

Remove omnic

Except he's one of the few characters with a skill ceiling because he relies entirely on his aim to do decent DPS and all the CoD kiddies just play Widowmaker.

Reaper gets all the hate. I blame its fanbase

Why do you want to play that piece of shit called "competitive" mode, at first? It's broken as fuck ; you should wait for the season 2. At least.

You realize that other people take their names and impersonate them, right?

Should leaver penalties be more harsh?

desu i think they should be absolutely brutal

muh sprays and competitive points to buy cosmetics mostly

Same thing happened to me lad, you'll enjoy the 40 bracket, full of quality players.

I also had the joy of playing when the leave penalty was fucked and two lost games dropped me another three ranks thanks to a few triple-hanzo teams. Took me a week to get two ranks above where I started now I'm scared to go back because if the fucking horror man.

>mfw soloed a tracer as lucio yesterday at 70 mmr
two lmb volleys followed by a bump into melee attack into WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY

Feels good man.

sleep tight reap tight

Because Quick play is choke full of retrads and a matchmaking who thinks its ok to place a guy who has barely seen all the maps yet to a guy who has been playing the game non stop since it came out

Also I dont care about what anyone says I want to fugg symmetra

im sure he'll love this

>pop high noon
>enemy at the top left of my screen
>locked on
>he's crouching
>shooting me down 50hp at a time
>literally can't fire
>I CAN SEE HIM
>can't fire he's not in LoS t. high noon

>complete qualifies
>expected rank 30 or so
>mained D.Va 100% of the time
>got one disconnect with forced loss
>ended up with 56
>unexpected
>start playing like a normal person
>rank 45 now

holy shit chat is a shitfest in ranked

Does D.Va shave her pusspuss?

those fucking creamy brown thighs man

>guy plays hanzo on attack dorado
>switches to genji on defence

> dunno
> chocking to death sex
> dark humor and shooting birds
> cuddles, icecream moments and titfuck
> drinking contests
> karaoke
> marriage and love
> dominant sex and massages

>tfw you win without a healer

Wait till she sees my staff.

For intentional leavers (people who used the leave button, alt-f4 or similar detectable leaves or were kicked because of afk and not re-joined after afk-ing):
first time you leave, one week XP penalty and box shop disabled for that time
second time you leave, banned from the season for good and remove all purple currency you got from that season

Oh, and don't announce it.

remove

bara

...

>dark humor
>has no emotions besides slight joy when murdering people

shes korean.

figure it out.

third leave, bullet in the head?

muh niggas

how about you lose 10 ranks if you leave more than 3 times

>its a "get off that hero, we already have one of those!' match

>tfw you get tired of healing shitters, swap to Winston and show your garbage tanks how it's done by carrying their shitty asses all the way to the destination

I know every healer says it, but why do so many tanks struggle to do their basic fucking job?

I checked, it's literally them. That's the usernames they use in their videos.

Chock

That's why she must shoot things first, then make
jokes.

> asian
> pussy shaving
Come on bro...

Why does Genji's sword just do no damage sometimes? So frustrating

>go double Lucio
>win everytime

WHERE THE FUCK IS SYMETRA NAKED MODEL
I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE

you gotta hit them