/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

Whoever wins I lose edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Wiki
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/sloanql14
twitter.com/kristynbraden
sys.Veeky
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I WANT TO FUCK SLOAN AND KRYSTY

thank God my favorite esport isn't dominated by South America like this game

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

VACZIRA

Another game ruined by OP awp -_-

Wow.

gg coldzera toggle wins

We'll see if they're actually here

this is hiko's sister's twitter

twitter.com/sloanql14

round won by a lucky deagle spam
god i hate shitskins so much

>nitro spams deagle
>doesnt hit a single shot

>midgetmonkey spams deagle
>HS

good game gotards

HOW DOES FER KILL JDM THROUGH THE FUCKING SMOKE

IM NOT THE ONE TO CALL HACKS BUT HOW

FUCK

I am loving this, the monkeys are cheating their asses off and everyone just ignores it.

C H E A T S
H
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A
T
S

I hope liquid loses

post hot wub wub tax

Nothing like a major final to make you want to vote Labour

INSANE TOGGLE

so coldzera cheats

RIP MY SKINS
I BETTED ON SHITQUID
JUST

fuck, i can't watch this shit. i never wanted more for one team to win.

Coldzika
lol

It's part of the script.

Why on earth would you bet on underdogs?

people care more about their skins than people actually playing the game, csgo is so fucking dead and I can't wait for betting to all get regulated/outlawed

roastie~

WAKE

that coldzera """""""gamsense"""""""

nth for i would lick sloans face

T sided map dude don't worry Liquid's got this

Fucking retard this shit was posted on HLTV 50 minutes ago. Maybe she got harassed by hundreds of cretins in that time span and figured that something was up?

>cold is a cheating shitter
>fallen pulls back a lost round with a quad kill
>cold stands up like he did shit

HOLY SHIT KICK COLD I HAVE NEVER WANTED A PERSON TO FUCKING KHS HARDER THAN HIM

>NA attempting to win a major

Newest post is July 2014

How can they pretend its an NA team and say OMFG AN NA TEAM IN A MAJOR! if their best player and top fragger is from Ukraine?

>jumbohacking brs before third map

>426,324

muh percentages

It feels like I'm the only person left who can't stand these monkey's. Too bad Fnatic couldn't give us a good finale.

>2 2 7
>carrying liquid

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Daily reminder that Satan is behind heliocentrism and evolutionism.

stop retard
the twitter wasn't posted on HLTV

>favelas who literally can not compete with tier 2 NA teams are all of a sudden annihilating top tier EU teams in the span of 6 months
>random BZ teams are popping up left and right, winning games vs G2 and Fnatic

not suspicious at all.

>player from team I dislike performing well therefore he cheats

You guys are pathetic

If s1mple doesn't step it up and they lose the series he'll be devastated. He was already crying for sucking during the qualifiers.

retard trane is vip sided

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>Cold is a cheating shitter

What?

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>9 followers
>Not even Hiko follows her

Hiko just fucking held down mouse 1 rofl

How long does the sticker sale last?

can you stop pls

It's so fucking annoying watching coldzera cheat every clutch round to SK.

>T sided

Whatever helps you keep living.

T A C O

NICE
FUCKING
TOGGLE
TACO

There is literally nothing wrong with being Brazilian.

go back to your containment board, no one gives a shit

lmao that aimbot

Haha, Taco just doesn't give a shit.

What a gamesense Taco has, dear lord

>TRACES A GUY JUMPING INSIDE SMOKE
>NOT CHEATING

PICK ONE.

>people who genuinely believe that the earth is flat
>pictures of the earth from space exist
>Muh fakes

bots nigga

>don't challenge my world view!

cognitive dissonance can be hard but keep strong

>flat earthers in a csgo thread
fuck off you literal drooling retards

>JUMPING HS IN SMOKE

>How did he kill jdm through the smoke I don't believe there was anyway for him to see him there!

I think you know perfectly well how he was able to get that kill Anders.

>hackers v hackers finals
mobile quality and muted 2bh, not worth watching if it wasnt for drops

I suppose I should've also mentioned hiko's sister's hot gf's twitter is this

twitter.com/kristynbraden

Ok see I don't typically think the hues are hacking

but that was hacking

Amazing gamesense

sys.Veeky Forums.org/vg/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=148028675
im part of le illuminati and i ask of you to silence this man he's too smart we cant have him exposing us like this

IM
FUCKING
DONE

TACO
SHOULD
FUCKING
KILL
HIM
SELF
JESUS CHRIST

TACO VAC

Vaco lul

>people who genuinely believe the earth is a ball

>people who blindly believe what the Freemasons tell them to believe

holy fuck the choke from liquid

im crying lads

>no armor ez headshot
ok

the true redpill 2bh

TACO AND COLDZERA HOLY SHIT

UNBELIEVEABLE PLAYS

can you take it to a correct board?

>They are totally not using external assistance guys :)

at first I was like
>HIKO
but now i'm like
>HIKO

Okay this is just fucking sad.

>no armor instant first bullet headshot flick

Jeez these guys are stepping up guys!!

christfags really can't let go

ok i have a question for you, if the earth is flat then what is on the other side

HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE?

ok the replay from taco pov made that smoke kill look less fishy

Why do you people watch an """""""esport"""""" where people are so obviously hacking?

>aimlocks to find the fatman
>overly checking corners
>headshots him even beign aimpunched

they are not cheating

I like sk but they do actually use cheats

That was just Hiko being terrible

REMOVE TACO

The Earth is a cube, there, compromise.

Brazilian here, you are wrong

Liquid is having MLG flashbacks.

The game was over before even starting.

Just like watching regular sports, everyone seems to be just fine watching Tennis knowing they're all fucking cheats.