/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

Just end it already.

He wanted that attention of making a /kfg/.

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WHO IS HEALSLUT

WHY DOES HE WANT PICTURES OF FEET

He's a slut. A dead slut. Like this general.

>die early on Hans battle
>decide to check profiles of teammates for fun
>only 1pixel highlights the ingame view profile option, above is Kick player
>literally as I push the mouse button the kick option is highlighted
>it was a very active sharpshooter
Fucking TWI.

>someone made a new thread
you madman

Don't talk about my /kfg/ waifu so rudely

>waifuing a slutty coalburner

Is the scrake's head hitbox screwy? I'm trying out railgun kills and the damage values are fucked. I'll be crouching and hit for 1500, then standing and hit for 3000 for a kill. The first shot never does full damage, let alone one-shotting the scrake. I'm aiming at the cranium, where the auto-lock points when enabled.

I miss Mr. Foster's suit.

Lock-on hits for half the damage, use manual aiming

But it's in the game. For $4.99 :^)

Never understood this "I like the suit" meme, but you can get it through shilling a few bucks to TW

I said "when enabled" and that doesnt address what's happening regardless. You really think I don't know that when I'm going to the length of checking damage values and testing the one-hit kill? I switched to rack em up to verify whether I was getting headshots with the counter and now I do 4620 damage, one-shotting every time. The fuck?

>you will never violently rape xenos

Now I'm testing fleshpounds, and the same problem as with the scrakes is happening, even with rack em up.

Seriously, what gives?

fucking stalkers blocking my RPG shots

Next time try using the arrow keys + enter, that seems to work properly.

>not just alt-tabbing and checking players

what is sharpshooter supposed to do during the boss fiht? I feel like the railgun has way too little ammo to be effective.

Nothing has enough ammo to be effective

Sharpshooter Main here.
What I do is switch to Medic.

Quality TWI coding, mate. They're too busy approving paid cosmetics to assign any issues to whatever mindless goblin creature actually tried to do their testing.

shut up white bitch

>last post was 6 minutes ago
>thread on page 7

wat

let it die white bitch

no white bitch

shut up white bitch

shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut

shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut
one more cheeky comment like that and i will fuck you up

Can we all stop shitposting and just let the thread die in peace.

shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut
one more cheeky comment like that and i will fuck you up
now i gotta deal with this shit you must be out of your fucking mind

hi

NEGATIVE

I miss healslut and kenny

shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut
one more cheeky comment like that and i will fuck you up
now i gotta deal with this shit you must be out of your fucking mind
i'll pour my cum down your throat and then shove your head up your ass you think i'm fucking around

what if, once you're over the halfway point in a match (wave 3/4, wave 5/7, wave 6/10), t1 weapons stop spawning and t2 weapons start spawning instead?

I would be ok with this

but i'm right here

So instead of no T1 weapon spawn we get no T2 weapon spawns?

which one?

are these mods or weapons they plan to add officially?

mods, which they will probably try to sell as a classic KF1 DLC pack after release

Post boipucci

Make me, loser.

You know you can't deny our requests, healmeme

I just did?

o-okay

xth for gun nuts

CLIP IN

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STOP BUMPING

I'm bored of healing pub shitters, what class should I get gud at for fun? I was thinking ss or support.

hi

>new thread
why

yet here you are

I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it out of /kfg/, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to /kfg/. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.

I'D TRY TO HEAR
LEND MY EAR

support but youll be broke because no fun allowed

To continue suffering of course

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>level 2 support can't stop dying
>start a votekick
>whaat? this is hard, it's very easy!
he's right but holy fuck stop dying you fucking nigger.

monitoring

why are bosses hp sponges?

Anyone have issues with supplier not giving ammo for some weapons?
When I was playing commando I never got any M14 ammo or HX25/9mm ammo as demo.

to promote teamwork :^)

That was an amazing piece of dialogue writing. Still gives me the chills. That dialogue nailed Alfred as a character.

Wait, did they change supplier so it only gives you ammo for 1 weapon/the weapon you're holding or is supplier bugged?

What if whenever a boss would kill a player, his HP pool woud be recalculated based on remaining player count? To make bosses feel less bulletspongy.

I don't know about you guys but I meet the thirstiest nerd girls on kf. One qt asian chick in cali that had a profile on a cam site. Another middle aged japanese lady that is so fun to hit on because she's so formal and polite that you can say the most fucked up shit and she just goes along with it, and then there was a chick on kf2 that had only been with other women and after talking with her for a week or so she wanted the d so bad. Makes me wish I was actually close enough to any of them to actually do anything.

because they primarily try to use melee attacks, so they have to be able to survive for an extended period of time as they're chasing people down so that the other five players don't just immediately decimate their health.
if they instead used their ranged attacks more, and their ranged attacks were far more dangerous and lethal, they'd be able to have much less hp to compensate.

So you're admitting to not playing HoE?

why is SS so shit against bosses? nigga does no damage against bosses that can regen HP

Git Gud

too much work

>that ammo pool
>git gud
how

Apparently the meta is back to the old 1 Medic 5 Support. We just straight up obliterated Han's shield in seconds, it was laughable.

>when the early access hits

CAN'T WAKE UP!

So whats best now since Sharp's stun power got gutted? Should I just roll Crouching Damage instead since stunning is practically pointless unless theres a Demo ready to follow up with a close-up RPG to the head?

>Demo is now a god
Isn't this what we wanted?

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>sometimes explosions don't explode or explode but do 0 damage
Nah.

Well aside from the obvious bug it has at close range I'm happy that I don't feel like a waste of space on Demo now.

Demo's never a waste of space if you're not a shitter.

bump

sucks demos cock, and prep boss for zedtime.

bumpu

Unless you want to use the rail gun just don't play sharp. Shits fucked.

won't comment on railgun because i don't care for it
youtube.com/watch?v=ax7mUsaXQXs For killing Scrakes you can use any variation of this. Personally i use 1 crossbow shot to rage, another to stun, switch to m14 and around 5 headshots to kill, but this is still relatively risky. If you can, get a medic to watch your back, or another player to help you out.

youtu.be/ERDdX3chpUY For fleshpounds. The player in this vid makes it look very easy, this combo is quite hard to pull off, because of the rage animation. I'm still practicing it and i have yet to get it consistently, maybe 1 out of 20 tries i manage to pull it off like in this video.