/arkg/ -Ark Survival Evolved General

due to the effects of height on air pressure, there's more air at sea level than anywhere else.

if you like air, you'd be on the sea, not in the sky

As long as I stay above the water I'm happy. Hate going under. Love to float on top. This new water burd is gonna be my nigga.

This is your second warning, in two days the Chinese will attack Ride the Ark.

I honestly wish this were true. Need a challenge.

But none of the oceans near us are called china sea.

>Admins make an "event base"
>Its just an island full of plant x and turrets

What was the event going to be, pray tell? The "We launch attacks on Oceania from our poorly made base" event?

>One of the top ten most popular games on Steam
>Ded thred

What is there to discuss, the best way to distribute stats on a dodo?

Yes.

All points in oxygen, all the time.

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dedededst

No one who hasn't seen it yet won't understand, but do it.

What is the best way to hug Spinos?

With your dick

JAK PLS LOG ON

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>snakes don't try to constrict their prey
>wild birds don't swoop down and grab their prey
>birds can't grab coels and salmon from shallow water

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new server when

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ebin raid 5/5

Are all long hunt members such gigantic babies?

I hope he doesn't cut himself on all that edge.

Did we get anything good from it?

We got some turrets and bullets, they were poor fags. But apparently we can never stop them and they have 'secret caches' all around the map like davean.

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bump

Why is mist a thing

remove this cancer bloom even with the commands its a pain

How is Pressing tab then the up arrow once such a pain?

>even with the commands its a pain

Why is reading such a pain?

>oxygen doesnt also increase sight under water like it does with goggles on

for what

Youre the one who cant read
>even with the commands its a pain
You said it is a pain even though you can use commands to stop and all i asked was how is it a pain to press 2 buttons
Reading may not be a pain for you but you sure dont read well

>feeding the shitposter

this autistic tribe sure is dying fast huh

>feeding the shitposter whos feeding another shitposter

This autistic board sure is dying fast huh

>this autistic board sure is dying fast

no its fucking fine with a lot of games, its that this general specific is just being kept alive to act as le sekrit klub to post raids and other schemes you furries come up with, theres a difference.

>furries
Rex's dont have fur you faggot

how do I fix this?

Place a foundation and hope or stop making gate walls. A magical patch came out months ago that increased the cost of gates and made it cheaper to spam pillars which also look much better

bumbb

Reminder that NJA knew the attack was coming

Getting raided was part of their plan

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How much oxygen do I need to level on my spino to get those ridiculous jump distances?

ALL OF IT

All of it

One barrel roll and my house is gone, but I love it.

any time we talk about anything people sperg out about this thread being a circle jerk

I love your quetzal

Bump

well it kinda is none the less

ded

Thanks. Wanted to use sloped ceilings, but it wasn't snapping right. It's completely defenseless, but the view is nice.

>Shitters are still not wiped
What the fuck is wrong with the server you`re playing on ? How the fuck is a tribe that is led by a weebo,furfaggot and 14 yearold manchild still on it ?

Who?

Literally who?

>14 yearold manchild
This is how we know you're retarded.

You mean Oceania?

And to top it off you're probably the same shitter in the other thread with 'muh stat fps command makes me good at the game' when stat fps had nothing to do with anything.

what the hell happened with this thing's stats?

That's for wild dino stats before taming boost, also it dumped it all into movement speed.

Plesi stats can go into Speed/Oxy I think, just like Pteradon stats can go into speed even though they do nothing except bump up the levels even more artificially than food.

i'm assuming 49% effectiveness is bad tho

Closer to 37%, it dumped 12 into hunger.

May as well just turn it into fish food now and save yourself the embarrassment.

nice samefagging

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Can we summon them like padiddy did?

Lol SAVAGE is a known retard willing to spout bullshit in order to make himself seem smarter if he thinks he can get away with it

Get a life.

>implying mobile posting isn't a thing

Ok champ

Thanks for bumping the thread

Pic related seems pretty much refering to you tbqh

is this self referencing or are you retarded?

No problem. I love this thread and all the people in it. Except autistic shitpost user

You don't even know who I am. You're just a dumbass. Thanks for bumping the thread though.

Kek people mistook one guy for the autist just because of the mobile posting part.

However you get your laughs, man. Weirdo.

>being this paramoid
>every negative post must be the same guy

kys

>literally choosing to live miserably to the point where shitposting actually makes you happy

Yikes, what a life you must live.

Is there a non over the top mod with dragons? I just want small dragons/wyverns that aren't OP or come with a shit load level 1million HP dinos.

>thinking we're the same person

top shit posting in the thread today

Yeah dude, same person, for sure.

>implying you aren't

I shiggy diggy my josefumi

>literal phone screenshot.
>implying you aren't mobile samefagging
>implying there are even 2 people in the world who hate oceania

Nah you're dreaming user.

Please, stop, you're mentally ill user!

Nice paranoia, dont go out much I reckon