>Summoned for Watch Puppers >It's a host with a Gottshitter escort episode GET THE FUCK OFF MY SWAMP, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zachary Gonzalez
buttposting
Justin Hughes
>emodragonz There's a story to be told here. I must hear of it.
Austin Howard
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Isaac Nelson
Where is full version with >meta
Jayden Hernandez
Gonna try again with the new thread.
Would anyone with a low SL build be willing to give me Gotthards Twinswords? I just started a new character and I'd like to use them for the entire playthrough. I can give whoever all the souls that I've picked up so far if you want.
PC SL 9 but I can level up a little if need be. High Wall Pass: fart
Bentley Morgan
Can someone help me with Oceiros? I can hardly hit hit half the time with fists. PS4 and password is dsg
Benjamin Rogers
Truly, an oldie but(t) a goodie
Ayden Taylor
Sure. Where do you want my sign?
Isaac Roberts
i came some /dsg/ player, ps3 i think. he's still in the list
Jace Lee
>Only relevant for SL80 quality builds so fucking wrong rofl
Brandon Morgan
In front of the fog wall. I'm level 25 by the way. With a password it doesn't matter though
James Martin
There's at least one more.
It was a regular's PSN, as you can imagine people made fun of it a lot, to the point where it became an inside joke and half the times someone would post their ID regardless of the platform it'd be EmoDragonZ.
Benjamin Kelly
Kite him into the slightly narrow section of the room, near the back door and bonfire location. He'll just charge into the walls back and forth. If you stand on his balls you can just hit him at your leisure.
Jason Lee
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Sebastian Williams
How long did it take you guys to git gud? Till you stopped dying all the time and stopped being a fucking loser?
James Lopez
>download save file with all of the + rings and a ton of upgrades and all weapons >use CE to change the name >mfw I have everything for free while people slaved away for it
Chase Powell
So this is the best resin right ?
Blake Stewart
pc fc where
Noah Hall
thicc h i c c
Cameron Diaz
Okay. I am on my way
Oliver Reyes
I don't know if I'm prepared for that butt looking at the accompanying body
Alexander Bell
>a thousand new threads still applies
Easton Jenkins
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Robert Hill
>that FC panel Some things never change
Joseph Bell
That's the one. God bless you.
Colton Howard
You don't actually need to measure how you utilize your stats on 120 because 40/30/40/40 will always be the norm. 134 stamina to 148 makes very little difference. You'd better use that slot for chloranty, making your chances of getting negative stamina way lower.
Ian Taylor
so you fags know it's completely safe to cheat engine change a character's class (just make to do it all offline and respec at rosaria afterwards)
Jose Garcia
password should remove level restriction, I'll drop my sign down by the first bonfire in a minute, no need for souls
Parker James
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Kayden Wilson
why the literal fuck would you not be using both? holy shit stfu
Carson Young
pretty good butt
Joseph Jackson
How about another go? I'll summon Hawkwood for extra help.
Cooper Garcia
Because havel for fast rolls and leo ring for using the best weapons? stop being assmad and use your brain
Logan Howard
Sure. Let me switch characters
Caleb Watson
>implying you can fast roll with mornes helm cath knight armor and catarina gaunts and leggings even with havels
Josiah Gutierrez
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Alexander Thompson
battle battalion
Adam Jackson
Most character stat edits are safe offline now. Fromsoft realized shortly after release that it was possible for people to change someone else's stats with CE, thus softbanning them, so they took most of the system down to prevent that.
Most cheating offline doesn't trigger invalid data anymore, hence why people at sl120 with 99 in every stat are so common now.
Alexander Torres
>using that retarded armor >not using a good combination that gives you around 20% absorption and under 30% load, like any thinking human being would
Eli Phillips
Battalion is not a synonym for club you dip.
Aiden Gray
host one
Lucas Allen
that combination is the best armor combination in the game though pretty much everyone good will be using it at the upcoming tournament
David Perez
combat squad
>under 30% rolls
Jonathan Kelly
Found these over on /a/.
Joseph White
Thanks dude.
Tyler Clark
is it like the new haveljester or something?
Ethan Morris
The Dew Sentinels are eternally at war against the Code Red Phantoms.
Zachary Brown
Fastroll is underrated. I guarantee there'll be at least one no name fag with fastroll rolling on some e-celebs.
Josiah King
>implying I ever got gud Hahahahahah Nice one, user. I'm so shit at DS that I bet even DSP can fuck me up in PVP
Jose Garcia
This one's my fucking favorite. GFWL and streamed FCs might've encouraged circlejerking and namefagging, but God damn we had a lot of fun and a solid community. Summer of 13 will forever be one of the most enjoyable times of my life.
Jacob Phillips
My pleasure family member.
Julian Flores
it's the best defense for weight combination in ds3 in a 30 vitality build
Charles Bell
Nah. It's meaningless. It makes you take 20 less damage from hits at best.
John Reyes
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Henry Evans
it's always just fucked my spacing up
i guess it's good if you're a pyro and you want to spam Chaos Bed punishes or something
Michael Cox
Thanks for the help with Oceiros m8. I might need help with Gundyr next. I'll give him a couple tries on my own though
Christian Miller
>absorption >not 30%bloodring rolling everywhere it was posted in the previous thread >admitting to browsing /a/
Ian Cook
>20 less damage
Mason Richardson
That's literally just a screenshot.
Joshua Ramirez
My bad.
Ayden Scott
Light roll is good for pve by the way.
Brayden Moore
What are they supposed to be?
Colton Thompson
maybe, but since when has pve been a problem?
Bentley Smith
Can I aggro eygon by corrupting the faith lady, kill him for his armor and still continue to use madame faith?..
What the fuck was her name again. I just want to the armor now but buy some spells later when in lothric castle
Joshua Adams
>>admitting to browsing /a/ Fucking newfag.
Cameron Moore
that's some shittily made meme
Gabriel Carter
Don't be a degenerate man.
Xavier Rivera
Hey, it adds up. If you would take 1500 damage in 5 hits, you'll take 1400 now.
Noah Anderson
Literally just hit and do not get hit
Elijah Hernandez
Since fighting bosses in NG+5 gave me a nuisance.
Oliver Lee
Kill Twin Princes and Eygon straight up fucking kills himself
After he does this Morne's set shows up for sale and his body is back at Undead Settlement with the Shield & Hammer
Ethan Hernandez
>suffer, >watch your firends all die, >die grisly death, >respawn, >go through it again, >eventually go mad
It's basically Dark Souls: the anime.
Jonathan Moore
>it's basically dark souls: the anime Also >implications of live die repeat being le dank souls
Camden Garcia
meh, i'd rather have a bit less defense than wearing that fugly combination of armor.
Mason Stewart
This post is legitimately incomprehensible.
Gabriel Watson
>Trying to farm Carthus weapons >Trying to farm Sharp gems
Angel Myers
yeah I did that 6 times already, lol. I was just wanting to know If I can still buy miracles if I corrupt her and kill eygon
Colton King
She goes off the deep end entirely if you buy all possible dark miracles
That's about it
But don't be a degenerate, he made himself clear.
Jayden Flores
Yes, she only croaks if you buy ALL dark miracles
Gabriel Reed
>novel is running since 2012 and has constant respawning as its core idea well at least we know who is stealing what
Luke Hernandez
Top 10 games that are the DARK SOULS of their genre! Right friend?!
Benjamin Smith
7th character. Arrive at the forest/swamp.
I get summoned as a watchdog every 3 minutes. Its like heaven.
Grab a Dark sword, upgrade it to +3. No summons anymore.
What the fuck...
Henry Perez
Hahahaha
Juan Sanders
You've gone mad.
Jaxon Sanders
I notice no one ever bothered to make a version of this for DS2.
Jonathan Johnson
It was all about Battle Rifles in VD.
Andrew Mitchell
Click HERE to see all new Souls like games undiscovered!! Haha Miyazaki is a genius, who else could be the mastermind of 'Live, Die, Repeat' elements?
Lucifer is truly enlightened to these above statements and it seems you are too.
Oliver Gray
Because the general was dead for most of DaS2's life. We had a handful of regulars that actively played and discussed the game, but most of the general was just /v/ shitposting about the game they didn't like and lamenting the lack of activity in 1.
Austin Sullivan
VD? Valkyria Dickgirls?
Dominic Cooper
You all should post your fashion
no fatties allowed
Levi Cook
Anyone want to help me out with Champ Gundyr? PS4 password is dsg.
Place your signs in front of the fog wall
Evan Morgan
>the paid expansion pack eventually fixed the balance issues of the previous version Wew. Glad I wasted 50 bucks on V just so I could wait until they asked me to pay another 50 to fix some of the shit they fucked up.
Isaac Gomez
Anyone want to help me finish nameless king?
pc pass:meow
Sebastian Jenkins
I think its one of the Armored Core games, Verdict Day or something?