PlayStation Vita General 2677 - Stupid Hat Edition

A counselling session.

Why are we

Normal if you're one of those tools who gets off on collecting rather than actually playing your games.

You're in good company here.

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This is the calm before the storm.

Don't you have to do all of them once?
Pretty sure you gotta be maxed out on that diff, user

I just don't have time user

For what it's worth only 8 of these are physical (5 of which are long-ass RPGs, 2 of which I received within the last week, and the last is Estival Versus)

It's less about collecting and more about supporting devs and localizers of games I like, or know i'll like and get to eventually
At least for me.

Are there any good tomboy voice options in GER?

Any video?

Surprisingly, urgent missions are unrestricted to any difficulty or story missions completed, but I assume that seeing them is only possible by doing the highest difficulty missions available, which may not be possible for everyone, which is why I'm willing to join a lobby as well.

I'm not even sure how many Vita games I have since I have many of them digitally. But from my physical games I actaully mostly finish them if I start. Trails and Demon Gaze I still haven't started and Conception I never finished. Same for SK, I never finished the last school since I got bored of it.

What did Brendan want to do?

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>ordered Shallie artbook from Japan last Tuesday
>arrives today
>pre-ordered ZTD from Canada
>shipped last month week before release
>still not here

Wow. Though to be fair, that shipping from Japan was 10€, shipping for ZTD was 7.49CDN.

Well, it's the same for me, I've finished practically all of (the 15 or so) physical games I've started. Except the one I'm currently playing, which is Cold Steel.

In total (including digital games) I have almost 90 titles, so the 32 unplayed titles isn't that bad in comparison. My problem is that I'm buying games faster than I can play them. I blame PSN sales.

Which atelier would you turu turu turu~

merurururururu

When is Underwater Ray Romano getting localised?

Soon

After Tales of Innocence R

Is it just me or is the system getting better and better as time goes on? How come the vita receives so much games from third party?

I bought Vita for third party games, haven't been disappointed.

>bought my vita
>bought a screen protector for it
>realize I should probably buy a body skin for it to protect it
>realize I should probably buy a clear case to protect the body skin
>slowly getting worried that my case might get scratched over time and thinking about buying a back up clear case
>soon realize I should probably cover the thumb sticks too with rubber

will this ever stop?

wrap the whole thing in saran wrap

Sony have a good relationship with third party

Hermetically seal it and drop it off at a bank vault.

Sony historically third party friendly. While the others have not been. Actually what I think it was in 2012 or 2013 when they announced that initiative for first and third party plans. I think anyways, my memory is shady

There's no protecting the buttons from getting worn user. I wish handheld consoles would focus on buttons not getting worn god damn. It makes me sad every time I compare a very commonly used button and an uncommonly used button. It's a dead end but I stopped at the body skin and and sort of a minimal case. When things get too bad I'm going to see if I can send it to Sony to have them refurbish the buttons or whatever, so they might be able to get replaced but scratches are there forever. Same probably goes with the analog but who knows? Not me.

That's pretty interesting, I might search ebay for back up buttons and thumb sticks sticks but I think I need to learn to just play my vita and not give a fuck, I dont know why but I treat it better than I treat my own body its not healthy anymore. Some days I'm even too scared to play it because I know dust is going to get on it

>system gets better as it gets more games
>a surprise

Too bad vita isn't getting more games

The upcoming games list is purely fictitious, right user?

My backlog that I've been struggling with nonstop is nuts

>lolmemefrom2012
You must be new here.

There will come a point where you just keep a microfiber handy and stop worrying.
Or you'll go crazy. Kind of a which-on-comes-first sort of thing.

Buy a second vita of the same type. Make sure it works and activate it with your psn, then keep it in the original box in storage. Rip the shit off your current vita except maybe the screen protector and think about it as "if this one gets too fucked up I have a pristine spare". You will never actually use this spare because your vita will never get bad enough to warrant it. Your vita-chan wants it raw and you're slipping in with 5 condoms on right now.

>I dont know why but I treat it better than I treat my own body
Yeah I do the same, except I know why. I'm a collector so I like all my shit in good condition.

>Some days I'm even too scared to play it because I know dust is going to get on it
That might be a bit much. I'm pretty sure dust comes from it being in the same area that people have been in for a while. What really gets me though is the gunk that rubs and builds off from your hands. I wash my hands so fucking much and yet it's always there.

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>No Jannu yet
Haha fuck you Jannuposter, I get to post Jannu today!

That looks cool. Sauce?

Jannu isn't a slut, she is pure ;_;

That's the opening of Caligula.

I don't even know who jannu is

What are they teaching you kids in history class?

Japanese Joan of Arc

I don't quite think that's the right subject, user

Jannu was made for breeding.

This person

I'm more partial to the nero variety.

>made for breeding
>never had children, died a virgin, famous for being a crossdresser

I don't like Sabers so much at all, I only like Jannu.

Jannu is more sexual, more lewd, and easier to get into bed with.

A-are you saying the holy saint would become an LGBT+++XYZQ+ member if she was born today?

But user, arthur a cute.

>died a virgin
Not if the english had anything to say about it

Jannu's closest female friend was a 12 years old and she slept in the same bed as her. Her companion-in-arm was a pedophile serial killer.

Lewd > Cute

It just makes you want to produce babies with them even more.

Dumb lewdposter

Preach it, purity is best

>First Caligula boss fight
>"What if we took Hannibal and gave him rocket boosters?"

Pretty cool fight still. Also arigami tiddies

Purity is unproductive and yields less babies.

Lewdity creates more boners, more demand, more sex, and ultimately more babies.

>Someone actually remembers her

But isn't the perfect balance between cute and lewd the best choice?

Your premise fails on two accounts

>Purity is unproductive
Only in regard to making babies. In every other aspect of life, purity is more productive, since you can do more stuff because you're not thinking about sex or wanting to jerk off

>yields less babies.
You haven't justified why having babies is inherently good

Lewd should always be the priority when choosing waifu. If she is cute as well, it's just a bonus.

user you've done it. There will be nothing left to do when the slow runners of vitagen get to diff 14 and the ex missions. Shame shame

Let me chime in
>not thinking about sex
How naive. Clearly you don't know the underlying law of the world. Lewd makes up 10% of a pure maidens body. If you remove that she becomes 100% pure. Pure shit.

>babies is inherently good
Pure maidens aren't maidens forever. Babies pass the torch

Basic science, user. Get with it

God Eater is over.
Even though its my 3rd hunting game I had fun with the main story.

>not making mini-copies of your lewd waifu for the next generations to enjoy
A shame user, a shame.

To be fair, she's one of my least favorite characters in the game. But I did not forget her.

Marco polo a best. Ivan a close 2nd.

Post physical?

Only if they are lewd.

1-5 fap
6-9 vita
0 sleep

I told user to only do physical and he actually did it, the madman

Nice arsenal, however. It seems you will be suitably prepared during the great coming of the final service shutdown.

Mugi please use a better Keion.

Here:
Still waiting for ZTD. And bunch of other games I've preordered.

I bet Shallie doesn't even know what sex is.

Her mom looks like someone who just had the sex of her life, not someone she needs to be worried about.

escha is cute

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Sakis and Ion dethroned Jannu
Ion Empire forever

Are you sure about that user?

I think sexual girls like Jeanne will always be in demands somehow, as long as Vitagen is the way it is about girls who look lewd with wide hips.

Squarenix was giving free t-shirt to whoever played the world of final fantasy demo at japan expo

forgot pic

I'm a diehard Nero supporter.

Cool shirt. Nothing too blatant.

I'd rather join team Attila, because Jannu is there.

Was anyone here apart from me getting this game?

nullpo

Goodnight, vitagen.

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I plan to. It looks fun enough.

Anyone buying Asterisk Wars game? Is it shit? My friend likes the anime but he doesn't have vita and I just want to gloat over

These games are generally aimed at fans so you should probably just lend your vita to your friend