Mass Effect General - /meg/

what is this deisgrace of an OP? if you dont know how to do one go into the archive and copypaste the old one.
I bet you just wanted an excuse to post your sub-par waifu you sorry loser, jesus christ, get a life. fucking cancer kid

>U-19
who gives a shit, only people who bet care about this shit

go install MEUITM and it looks better than ME3, but gameplayn is like it is, either love it or hate it.

>who gives a shit, only people who bet care about this shit

fight me m8

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT EDI

EDI a shit

can you even romance her or do you only get cucked by Joker? wow, shepard the hero of the galaxy gets cucked by a cripple, fucking hurray. dont you feel silly?

No you can stop them from getting together, if i cant have her no one can.

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thats pretty autistic, but I am LMAOing at your life

Shut up joker

It's possible for her to propose to Shepard in Citadel DLC.

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Why is she so perfect

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Why is her body reflecting some sort of open sky environment inside the ship?

Aight faggots, enough jerking off over robots. Lets actually do something. Post your favorite piece of fanart.

youtube.com/watch?v=FRa3s80SeSQ
sometimes i think the internet was a mistake but then tits

I'm still amazed at how scant the information released was at E3. Absolute fucking disgrace, even Kojima did better

>memes

The artist just couldn't keep them out.

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you can't really insult a machine

Betting Table for ME: Andromeda

>Fourth wall-breaking meta joke about ME3's colored endings despite the characters of Andromeda having no possible way of knowing about them: 5 : 1
> "Your Choices Matter™": 1.5 : 1
>Your choices actually matter: 2500 : 1
>"Youmanatee": 4 : 1
>At least one character sent to Andromeda has been at least partially indoctrinated by the Reapers: 20 : 1
>More Blasto jokes: 2.5 : 1
>Blasto is a party member: 75 : 1
>Volus crew member: 2 : 1
>Playable volus party member: 8.75 : 1
>Attempts to distance quarians from horrible ME3 photoshop of Tali: 7 : 1
>Navel-gazing about the developers' pet political or social issue of the year: 3 : 1
>Said navel-gazing contradicts previously-established lore about at least one Mass Effect race: 14 : 1
>Liara is somehow in contact with members of the crew: 15 : 1
>Gay or bi turian romance option: 3.5 : 1
>Gay or bi turian romance option without Bioware LGBT Angst Syndrome: 100,000 : 1

So, we died.

>>Navel-gazing about the developers' pet political or social issue of the year: 3 : 1
>>Volus crew member: 2 : 1

Hold the fuck up, how does having a volus crew member have better odds?

>garrus eating a watermelon and dying a slow and painful death

did these "artist" atleast play the games?

oh cool, a cancer thread, I can play this too

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>cut hair
TOO FAR

>people find EDI actually attractive

hwo did you losers not kill yourself by now? topkek

Biotic god memery. Didn't you play Citadel? They are out of ideas so they try to milk these cheap laughs instead

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pretty much nailed it
don't forget
>cerberus being shoehorned into the game again 2 : 1

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It looks cute on her, though.

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It does BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT

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What is she reading? I must know!

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will both autists please stop image dumping? thanks

>having a sexbot femdom fetish
>being this mch of a cuck

what must go wrong in peoples lives to sink this low? raped as a child?

>what must go wrong in peoples lives to sink this low? raped as a child?
by your stepdad wearing a robot disguise

I am yorry your stepdad raped you NOT

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here comes the jack cancer

I love whatever you call what it does to the hips, buttocks and back

a dress? a pose?

Uh, yes

cancer

nice reading comprehension

k

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>says the FemShepxLiara poster

the 2 pure goddesses are hardly cancer, your edgy meme-character on the other hand is just a bad joke.
was there even a romance scene with Jack in ME3? no? well, then I really dont get why this bitch needs any attention if even the developers thought she wasn worth it.

>the 2 pure goddesses are hardly cancer

they are beautiful, arent they

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"Hardly" doesn't completely exclude being cancer. Ergo, Vis-a-Vis, Concordantly..

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>that cancer recolour of miranda's uniform

>le epic femshep hate meme
when will it stop

it looks better on her anyway

>le epic femshep hate meme
>meme

well, only autistic degenerates and retards dont like the canon protagonist Femshep romancing Liara. who else would go for the lesser Mass Effect expierience. I really dont know why you even post here with your subpar knowledge of the game.

>only autistic degenerates and retards dont like the canon protagonist Femshep romancing Liara.

are you a /co/mrade?

>I just greentext the post above me, that'll show him

you bant game is weak and you should feel bad, step it up faggot

haven't been for a while, just got a lot of reactions saved up

step it up faggot

>simpson memes

this guys game is so weak, it is embarrassing to acknowledge his posts
no (You) for you until you gid gud

so hot :33

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I am not particularly fond of EDI. The general idea of a sex bot is not very appealing to me. Ever since Chobits.

Can't we just shave their heads?

I need more Miranda.

We'll find out more, after it's officially canceled and Bioware Edmonton/Montreal becomes defunct. There will still be Austin, though, cause ToR.

Well ... more Ash is good too.

>We'll find out more, after it's officially canceled and Bioware Edmonton/Montreal becomes defunct.