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> News
- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
- New Amiibo have been released for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup.

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Friends with Octolings!

Am I doing it right?

Still alive edition

I don't think we'll survive to the Splatfest, much less after it

Yes.

Hello fellow squids. I'll start with the single player mode and after that i'll join ya.

Welcome, user! Go with the gyro controls and have fun!

Best of luck user

>deadline for stage's poll is tomorrow
>still hasn't received the mail

Anyone here who want to go for a squad?

NNID is Loguetta.

Here's a big ugly fucking Nintendo URL
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I WANT TO ADOPT LIL CALLIE AND MARIE

How did you manage to get it?

Carbon Roller is strongest weapon in game!

>sharing your one vote
that's kind but you realize that's a unique url at the bottom it says the last vote you put in is the one that gets counted

Still available?

Anybody have download links to Callie & Marie songs?

have fun
I think we've make it. After that, there really won't be any reason for me to browse this thread anymore... It's just so dead. I'll play the game, take some big steamy shits on the thread, and probably take my leave.

This is the deadest I've ever seen it
Maybe some other Americans can wake up and punch a little more life into it

Kicking callie right in the clit!

Here's the nnmimimi, folks. Today in 1921, former president Taft finally achieved his goal of becoming the Supreme Court Chief Justice. The poor guy never wanted to become president... His wife just nagged him into it. His true interest laid in law. When he was president, he really didn't give a fuck! He never gave it his all, and he was made fun of for being such a fatass... Oh well. Nonetheless, he is the only person to ever happen to lad both offices, which is quite the accomplishment!

>only person to ever hold both offices
Whoops!

thanks dude

I'm guessing you're not the usual guy that does these, but great work.

which weapon is closest to a flamethrower

Aeromeme

Aerospray
Weapon that causes residual bleed damage when?

I just finished Octo Valley, my hands are a bit sore, but i can say that i got used to the controls and hot damn that final boss, tough bastard and hyped end!

Time for multiplayer!

Roller

shit that was fast
it took me a couple of days to finish sp

Why is Marie the cutest girl?

Final boss took me a while longer, congrats user.
Welcome to the turf wars, have fun and remember to be a kid and a squid at all times.

Also, be patient when entering the weapons store.

Well, i just made a mad dash non-stop without much exploring the levels for scrolls still took me some time though.

He was kicking my ass. there were a couple of times we've hit each other but leading my by death and had to redo the fight all over again, but i got the hang of it and managed to beat him.

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post yfw /ink/ is dead

I haven't played in a long time, have the weapons been balanced? Whats considered the better or best weapons?

it's a lot better now. the best weapons are the same they've always been, plus sspros and hydras

alright, thank you user

Shiet

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has anyone found out any cool squid/ect. facts from splatoon?
i just found out some cool stuff about an arowana

Search around single player too, theres random assed easter eggs all over the game

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Literally Marie general, someone banned the Calliefags

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has no one commented on how this splatfest is much longer yet

It's to make sure all the timezones have a good time window and that everyone gets to play it probably

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LIVE

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Acidic ink. Or gasp water-based paint

Hope this is from one of your alt accounts.

>and is kind
Not in muh Burgerstanland! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

remember that poor user who said that /ink/ was the only place where he felt he belonged and was the reason why he hadn't killed himself yet (I may be exaggerating). I wonder how he's doing now....
god damn I always loved this comic

Man I don't want these feels

Wow, it's been almost half a year since I last visited /ink/.
Glad to see not much has changed.

that's a damn lie
this thread is a husk
it died so fast, too. it feels like not even two weeks ago this thread was doing pretty well. it was always slowly dying, but things have been accelerating lately. what caused this?

Last splatfest, probably.
Two months, I tell you, it will be two months when this game finally dies.

the whole game? I think it'll last longer than that.

Yeah, with 16 Japanese players and 5 other international players.

;_; we'll see

don't think any of the splatoon discords are ever going to go away.

What is it about Discord that makes it so popular?

just works
available on all platforms

I never understood the appeal of IRC channels, so I guess it explains my confusion.

Imagine posting on Veeky Forums but no timer and captcha. It's a chatroom

I guess I just wasn't on the internet yet when chatrooms were popular.

Yeah, if you still wanna play.

We will have lasted longer than /mk8g/, so there's some comfort.

Mario Kart is more popular with children anyway, the game itself will probably outlast Splatoon.

They made more sense when people weren't always online like nowadays. You'd get the phoneline free, sit through a few minutes of connecting, and it'd be like showing up to a hangout with people greeting you and filling you in on what's been happening.

dude mk8g was still going strong this time last year (I think).
that sounds really cozy.

Damn, my early experiences with the Internet were always with stupid normie websites and shit.
Maybe I should join a Discord to recreate my lost enjoyment.

Inklings are purely for sexualization

And we're back
Sorry for the absence
Any translation requests?

Also, this
I love the way Asu draws Callie, she just looks so happy and adorable
P.S. The original comic has the last bubble in Hiragana, I didn't know what it was saying until I pronounced "bari suito" out loud and immediately looked down in shame

So what exactly got you banned?

Oh yes, and if you can't tell (it took me a second), Callie and Marie have both coincidentally set their lockscreens to the picture Marie took

if it's a splatoon discord, don't join the /ink/ one where thstsso is in charge.

bleh

I'm gonna miss those posts

I was wondering why I hadn't seen that around lately.

Lol you finally learned your lesson, huh shitposter?

He probably learns his lesson as much as that sniffposter in /fgg/ does.

NON
CANON
CANCER

yes what is "callie and marie are not dating they are not friends they hate each other they are worst enemies they will not be returning in splatoon 2" in japanese

Um... cute?

I guess Japs find appeal in much stupider things than us.

I think the appeal is that Callie gets so riled up and happy over such a simple thing
Obviously it's not considered a "romantic gesture" to have matching lockscreens in Japan

So what have you done/are doing on the anniversary of Iwata's Deathday /ink/?

Relevant:
youtube.com/watch?v=a0YMOLFkDP0

That was yesterday you cunt.

Iwata isn't a Eurocuck user.

No one celebrated his death on /ink/ yesterday either though.

Was it really so soon after release? Man, time flies.

ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー ジェリー

>tfw /ink/ is as dead as Iwata that no one noticed that the servers are down

Remember when /ink/ used to be alive like in this video? It's like literally looking at the remnants of a ghost.