Senran Kagura General /skg/ #818

Old Thread: It's the Perfect Crime Edition

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_(03-05-2016).zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_(01
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

Other urls found in this thread:

kissmanga.com/Manga/Senran-Kagura-Spark/Vol-001-Ch-001--Chapter-001?id=133115
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

first for yomi

I want to sniff Yomi's hat.

I love Asuka!

christmas keiki

I want to sniff Mirai's bonnet.

I want to jerk off with Mirai's bonnet.

thick vanilla ice cream

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Or not... I'm sorry.

>Do you honestly find anything enjoyable about having them reduced to instant fodder?

yes

Go to bed

I want Rin to lecture me then once she's done make her blush by picking her up kissing her on the head and apologizing.

No.

man, it's 12:38 here, I woke up two hours ago

>why the fuck that wouldn't count?

A bunch of characters that we don't know dying != protagonists dying.

Most action series have death somewhere in the equation. That doesn't mean that going kill-happy on the main cast would fit in with the story's atmosphere, nor would "people tend to die when they get cut with swords" automatically make it good writing in every last one of these cases.

Senran Kagura is driven by happy times with an established cast. That's what it does well. It is not a kill-fest.

I was completely apathetic by the end. Who gives a shit about what happens after most of the characters that we know and love are dead, and the only faction remaining is sucking off the futa cock of the worst faction leader? What do we have left to care about? Who do we cheer for? Hell, in this world, what was even the point of the other parts of the series? It all came to nothing.

what happened to seimei's clothes?

And since I know what how the retard

>DURRRR DURRR THATS LIFE SOMETIMES I COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU JUST SAID

Being justifiable does not automatically make it good writing.

She just took them off, she found out about sleeping naked.

She shouldn't be doing that in public

Shut up. I like naked Seimei.

>*And since I know how the retard is going to respond

Damn typos.

Damn thinking out the end of your sentence without actually typing it.

>A bunch of characters that we don't know dying != protagonists dying.
>we are discussing when protagonists actually die

>sentan kagura is driven by happy times
I said that you are fucking naive at best, but it seems that when the evidence hits you so hard in the face and you just keep denying that senran kagura is a crap-saccharine world instead of k-on but with ninjas you are just retarded

the whole point of the series is that light cannot exist without darkness. This is reflected in so many things that it is overhelming to just try to list them all, but one of the things is the worldbuild and game itself: you can't have happy boobs without the darkest and edgiest shit in the world.
And you are one of those motherfuckers who wants senran kagura to loose this identity and become just another moeblob, like the japanese market with shit taste that complained about SK2 being too hard and having too much gameplay and not enough fanservice.
you are literally confirming that the main reason you didn't like it is because your waifu was killed and you are butthurt as fuck, trying to turn this personal issue into a "buaaah, I don't like it so its shit"

you are really stupid

She isn't, she's doing it in bed.

>Senran kagura is a happy moe game! edgy shit doesn't fit in!
from the official manga

>you will never lie around in the nude with Seimei

Please remember to laugh lots and lots today for your own good.

>manga
speaking of which

Who cares about 3DS-games and their 3deep stories and such.

Literally everyone plays these games for boobs alone.

I can't laugh, not anymore.

I got a phone call, asking if I was ready to work starting tomorrow. The catch is that the job would go until the end of September, and I can't do it that long.

But it's okay, I didn't want money and other perks of having a job, nope. Being a neet is such peachy.

Clearly you do because you shitpost about how you didn't like new hebi story

Not him, but I want to punch you in the face so much right now

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I don't, I play for the story, characters and im SK2 for the gameplay

Jesus fucking Christ.

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11/10 bait, you made me absolutely mad

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W E W

E

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Stupid asuka had it coming.

Unfortunately, the series is slowly heading this way.

Perhaps i'm wrong and my negativity is clouding my judgment.

>"You're supposed to be a ninja, you can't just not have the resolve to kill someone"
>SK2
>entire crimson team gets all butthurt over the hanzos resolving to do their job and kill Kagura

>having shitty mood
>"I know, I'll go to /skg/"
>see this post
fuck everything

I think they were actually butthurt because the hanzo girls were clearly doing something against what they wanted and believed in and they were being coaxed into something that rubbed them off as wrong, like "you shouldn't go against what you believe in"

It is also very important to see how this notes that both teams have changed, hanzo becoming more edgy and the hebi girls becoming less cold, complementing each other

Well user, just remember the fucking japs prefer the game where they sold the rest of the missions for the story as dlc.

All of their butthurt can be condensed to "baka inu" and I guess "you make me look bad" if you really want to put it in.

Different timeliness bla bla bla. In reality Asuka and Homura couldn't stop lezzing out long enough to kill Yamcha.

speaking of the manga, have you guys read that short volume of when katsuragi and Ikaruga were young juniors?

No but I really should.

SHORT HAIRED IKARUGA

she was also kind of a bitch

kissmanga.com/Manga/Senran-Kagura-Spark/Vol-001-Ch-001--Chapter-001?id=133115

enjoy

Yeah, no hope.

Might as well watch the series slowly plummet.

Thanks, nips, you stupid motherfuckers.

Yeah, read it when we only had Burst.

>Ikaruga with short hair

Why.

Senrans killing Senrans!

Okay well NOW I have to read it.

>she was also kind of a bitch

How many fucking manga-series there are already?

We'll just have to wait and see, I really hope it doesn't go downhill.

Well at the time their only reason to NOT kill Kagura was because they just plain didn't want to needlessly end a life even if it was an enemy, same as with the crimsons before them

The crimsons weren't a potential nuclear threat if left unchecked though, which is my issue

Naraku's religious zeal for her job probably caused more problems than anything else though

oh well, you got a point, I will then play my card of "they have just become less edgy due to their encounter with the hanzo girls having softened them to more humane levels" and that they fucked up in their judgement of the danger of kagura

there should be more badass artwork of the senrans

This is so bizarre, Ikaruga is so cold in this.

I like it.

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ikaruga with short hair
katsuragi with buttoned shirt

I think that this also goes to show that katsuragi became a harrasing pervert just to get Ikaruga to stop ignoring her, which is a nice piece of background

Made by tataki so it can be considered canon

>chapter 3
>that combination attack
>mfw it later is shown in game as the combination attack between katsuragi and hikage

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ded bread

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Josui is the love of my life!

No one cares.

God what a punchable face.

ded hours

Tickle torturing Kuroudo to find out if her pee is purple and toxic!

But she does.

No, she doesn't.

That reminds me that it happened irl, but the man smell it before doing it.

that turns me on and I'm sure it turns her on as well

No! It's what she wants you to do.

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how old is this girl?

anything short of 25 is bullshit, she looks like a marvelous Christmas cake

17 probably

too perfect to be that young

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That's not a cinnamon roll!
This is a cinnamon roll.

Why are this woman's breasts so perfect and erotic?

That's an oinker!

>implying she even has breasts

What breasts?
cinnamon roll

what do senrans smell like?

Asuka: vanilla
Katsuragi: lemon
Ikaruga: incense
Yagyu: sea
Hibari: burning caramel
Homura: gasoline
Yomi: freshly cut grass
Haruka: cinnamon
Hikage: olive oil
Mirai: baby powder

Daidoji: sweat
Rin: oranges

Murasame:all of the above

Please do ____ bully Ryoubi.

No, Mirai smells like gun powder, not baby powder.

Hibbers smells like pink cotton candy

that

Ryoubi has cute and sexy breasts, do not believe otherwise

accually magical boobs do not count

and the joke is that she has NONE
I mean, mirai has small tits, we get it, she is size A for a reason, but the hilarity is that ryobi has size AAA, I'm an ottermode skinnyfag and i have more than her, which is just funny

Mirai was the original flat, Ryoubi is just a filthy copycat.

so what you're saying is you have disgusting cowtits and are taking out your frustrations on someone with a better chest than you.

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Mirai is ugly as fuck though.

reminder that this is the only girl with realistic boobs in the whole series