>Previously: - Summer rules announced: (NO real RULE CHANGES) - after a week of settings (but not only) damage control from Norml /ag/ league is finally over, with /kanker/ getting not only the title but also the blessing of RNGesus as they win the final on pens (/a/winslol) - Dtroit's invitationals start today - New Game is still AotS
Chase Hall
>0 replies ResidentSleeper toki thread, toki Cup I miss the times when horsefuckers were still autistic enough to spam their Horse Pussy meme.
David King
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Ayden Scott
Fuck off to sleep eurocunts
Logan Morris
educate yourself a little it's pretty sad to watch you stuggle that much
Samuel Wood
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James Brooks
Milk then Cereal or Cereal then Milk?
Adrian Ortiz
The only thing Murica invented was the shooting range with movable targets, but they call them schools for some reason
Camden Howard
Cereal first because it's crucial to know how many you have Also müsli or just straight up kill yourself if you're not twelve or younger
Owen Ross
what müsli are we talking here?
Jonathan Brooks
>New Game is still AotS That's not how you spell Bijutsubu
Carter Sanders
I can't wait for the new generation raised by common core because that will probably just be incomprehensible gibberish from the looks of it
Lincoln Butler
my bby grl Rin
so god damn sexy, her body is perfection. She is the ketchup i dip my fries in.
To quote the goat king of pop :love never felt so good"
ilu bae
Liam Reed
Milk first, lest you want soggy cereal. The only correct way.
Hudson Campbell
but user, fun cereal is the only reason i get up in the morning
Dylan Bailey
Fuck off normlel
Henry Flores
>not just eating your cereal dry You guys are such manbabbies
Juan Peterson
Sorry I'll go read wikipedia like europe does for its education apparently
Dominic Turner
>wake up >/kanker/ is still metastatic in the /ag/L Yes, it's a good day to be alive today.
Wyatt Rogers
certainly better than sitting around with your thumb up your ass all day.
Wyatt Powell
Who bitch this is?
Wyatt Kelly
Personally I eat Schneekoppe but anything's fine as long as it's not one of those fried sugary "müsli" with chocolate and such
So do you just vomit the milk in the bowl instead of pouring it in or what, because if you're not braindead or have Parkinson's you can pour the milk without getting more than a square inch of the cereal soggy It's also recommended to let müsli absorb some milk but you're probably a manchild that just wants to crunch sugar for breakfast well then don't lie down forever
Mason Morales
hi bent
Hudson Wright
Good thread.
James Sanders
r8
Justin Hill
>how many cereal
Lincoln Diaz
>AOTS Nope, not as long as Sunshine is airing.
Brody Powell
nomo pls
Jace Nelson
weebs are cancer
Hudson Rivera
Not me, but I confess to having done that on stream at some point.
Ryan Cruz
not me my AOTS is the second half of Re:Zero so far
Colton Clark
Reminder that Ruby is CUTE
Aaron Nguyen
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John Ward
Sunshine a shit A SHIT
Adrian Gray
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Jason Hughes
Are you an Aufsteiger? :^) The contents are fine, if you don't mind nuts this is really good. No added sugar, fair amount of fruits and seeds. Mostly spelt, I like Schneekoppe for having more of a mix of various grains, but this is quality stuff.
Well sorry, considering not even the English are good enough at their language to distinguish when to use less and when fewer, an occasional slip happens.
Ethan Clark
LOL at you right now, euro. You white niggers don't even know what Crazy Bread is and you never will because it isn't halal. Don't presume to talk to me about pizza.
Juan Mitchell
You can't call Europeans white niggers as an insult because your whole country is just a mix of real niggers and Europeans. Pot calling the kettle black, etc. Or are you actually a real American, as in a native?
Justin Miller
All Europeans are merely pre-migration immigrants, to me.
Jackson Diaz
>You white niggers don't even know what Crazy Bread is corn syrup and white flour?
Michael Perry
/4ccg/ is a pretty Crazy Bread if you ask me :^)
Isaiah Miller
Reminder that annoying cunts like this one get a lot softer when you give them a good dicking, especially if it's in the ass
Camden Williams
Zeus, sitting upon Mt. Greasy Gyro, wishes he ate so well.
Liam Peterson
>toki thread, toki Cup
/dethklok. when
Adam Taylor
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Hudson Allen
99% of your food is disgusting and an insult to humanity. I'd rather order kebab in an Indian shitting street than going to any of your actually praised fast food joints again.
Hunter Cooper
Same could be said for your food, but let me guess
>it's not shit if it's from where I live
Michael Butler
You know what is GOAT? Pineapples on pizza.
Jayden Diaz
>weebtrash Well UK aside mainland Europe has pretty good specials no matter to which region you go
Julian Perry
I pity everyone that hasn't eaten a true Italian pizza. They're impossibly tasty and I'd kill to know how to properly make one. Not even an Italian.
Jackson Lewis
You don't even know what 'my food' is, which means you are considering every single other place in the world to have the same low food standards as the US does. You even suck at arguing for the sake of arguing.
Kayden Long
I had a pizza in Italy once
wasn't much to write home about, I'd rather get some from the local Marco's
Blake Mitchell
Good pizza needs a good oven. Most places don't have one.
Ian Thomas
Luckily here in yurop people aren't trying to sell you whatever bullshit murricans try to pass off as pizza but actually try to imitate the Italian style so if you're lucky you can get one godtier even elsewhere Though nothing will match the glorious pizza and pasta I ate in the Venezian region
Can't argue against some fresh pineapple on a pizza, it doesn't kill the whole thing so you only have a sweet bite or two per slice and that's great
Andrew Howard
>Amerishits actually think they "improved" pizza by stuffing it with grease and pure fat
Tyler Ross
>/4ccg/ - Pizza general
Dylan Lewis
I always wondered where the pizza=pie thing came from but when I saw the horrible deep dish abominations I can understand why one would think that how terrifying
Brody Howard
>You don't even know what 'my food' is Again, same could be said to you, but hey, you seem to be sticking to
>it's not shit if it's from where I live
Keep crying. It's funny at this point.
Julian Taylor
Kinda foolish, whoever tried to bring up why America wins during "hurr durr real euro hours".
Let's just be satisfied with the fact that we've won every Elite Cup in recent memory, and let them whine about why they think their pizza is better.
Zachary Gray
>in recent memory that's your whole concept of history anyway, isn't it?
Alexander Perry
Bragging about ancient history is just embarrassing, user
Austin Williams
>Though nothing will match the glorious pizza and pasta I ate in the Venezian region Fucking this
Grayson Foster
Germany has plenty.
Gabriel Gonzalez
You can only reach those properly by train, though. It's a bit of a hassle.
Cameron Wilson
pls
Gabriel Morgan
Please
Ian Scott
I heard its so good that people don't come back.
Joseph Lee
RIP
Oliver Sanders
I guess the janitors don't like pizza.
Lucas Campbell
oh boy time for more fucking OSM since Léo is still getting moored
Germany 2-1 Uruguay Costa Rica 4-0 USA Netherlands 6-0 Algeria Mexico 1-0 Chile France 4-0 Nigeria Argentina 1-4 Switzerland Belgium 3-1 Greece Colombia 3-0 Brazil
Colombia and Uruguay switch places, so do Costa Rica and Nigeria, other than that nothing changes at all in the table
Only match worth mentioning tomorrow is Switzerland hosting France
Joshua Mitchell
They can't afford pizza
Juan Sullivan
I guess that is why they eat hot pockets
Austin Moore
You get way more pizza with a large pizza than with pizza hot pockets
Wyatt Reyes
Oh boy France is back
Wyatt Carter
Where's that Big Guys pizza image when I need it?
Nathaniel Wright
right here
Jace Mitchell
this place deserves to die.
Gabriel Rodriguez
We tried but the post just got deleted
Michael Lee
>page 9
Tyler Collins
This is needed tbqhwu family
Nathaniel Baker
How do I become a #TopLad?
Ryan Davis
Become a Jew
Jordan Lopez
Break the rules and then pretend you know how the game works.
Nathaniel Harris
Acquire social skills
Xavier Ross
suck my dick
Oliver Sanchez
Talk to feedback
Cooper Powell
-Merc a dead board -Spend all the time on IRC -Don't post on Veeky Forums -Be on at least 3 Skype circlejerks
Anthony Lewis
Alternatively, PES your way to a high position in a tournament and pretend you're a god at it.
William Brown
No idea.
Dragonfag
That must be a troll
Smugleaf
No idea
Way too many
JB
How many did I get right?
Brandon Cox
So this whole complaining about top lads meme, what started it? Is it bitter managers trying to say everyone else is shit and they deserve an opinion? Is it shit managers thinking they deserve a voice when they're shit? Are they just trying to rationalise why everyone who did better than them is shit? Who do they think should help make rules if they don't like the current ones?
Ian Allen
Shlomo
DF
socialspartan lel
Smugleaf or Koala
Sargbot trying to evade notice by not squidposting
.webmarshmallow
JB but oh wait he didn't pes anyone
:^)
Brandon Bennett
Don't think anyone cares too much who is a top lad.
Angel Cruz
I dunno the people who reply seem p bitter
Jordan Butler
Started out as people mad that /i/ existed as a team Boris gave /i/ first priority into Autumn 2014 after pretty much banning Veeky Forums from the cup for two years saying he did so in part because of Rillion being a top lad, a couple people went "why /i/ not Veeky Forums", and of course the entire rest of the 6th founding got into that cup anyway, now it's basically meaningless and applied to anyone managing a small enough board/anyone the commissioner likes
Carson Anderson
Oh its just batnz
Michael Morales
>and of course the entire rest of the 6th founding got into that cup anyway And right after that he went "TOO MANY GAMES, WE SWISS NOW"
Christian Jones
This started back with Boris when he seemingly would just randomly choose who to listen to, and not just taking one opinion over another, but also a #toplad's opinion over reason. That's actually not entirely true. It began with Boris choosing which teams get to participate based on what he thought of their manager, but the meme was extended to his commentator picks and anyone Boris seemed to like.
Personally my major beef with rules discussions always was that the people involved in them argue based on belief rather than reason and objective stats. Doesn't matter how well you fared in the actual game, but if you e.g. believe that a fan patch is a good idea without knowing or willing to investigate what it actually does, you really should stick to playing the game instead of designing it.
That's really what this comes down to: a good player doesn't necessarily make a good designer. Furthermore, beyond a certain treshold we can't really tell anymore who is really good or just lucky.
Carter Reed
basically covered it. /i/ got the priority over other 6th Founding teams and the reason Boris gave was 'because both managers are top lads' (this is supposed to be a legit quote, although I can't gurantee I got it 100% right). It was just one of the most obvious cases of Boris just blatantly abusing his position because of his personal bias, the other well-known ban was the Rowan ban, who was guilty the second Veeky Forums lost to Veeky Forums.
Basically 'top lad' is a nepotism complaint about the equal and equaler, which usually depends on whether they're in the commish' circlejerk or not. Boris has been going to hilarious lengths about it towards last the end of his reign, with some hilarious examples, like saying 'I can't wait for Ved's promo to blow Paval the fuck out' on stream (and in the end Paval's promo was better, top kek) or the entire Tony thing, where Smug had to apologize to Tony because Tony's feelings were hurt.
Brayden Garcia
What do you do when your shit is liquidy /4ccg/? I've had runny shits all damn week